Wednesday night was awful

So I catch an Uber from near the airport while in town for business. Pull up to the venue, looks like your average strip club. I walk in, hit with a cover (forgot the amount but nothing too ridiculous). I walk in to no girls at all. I later find that the 4 at the bar is actually a stripper, she reluctantly gets up and does a little dance. The dance was actually decent and the club played hip hop which I liked but not enough to make me tip. I just order a Heineken while searching Tuscl for a better spot. There was one other guy that knew the stripper and the bartender. Now, I had my sights set on Raiders when a decent looking Latina 7 walks out with no curves but I'm intrigued. I chat a little and she says she is a student (isn't every stripper in Tucson?). Now a group of middle aged white guys walk in and the DJ calls her to dance on stage. One guy is steadily tipping and blocking the view of the only stripper in this place. I chat with one of the other guys and he says "man, this sucks. Let me tell you about Raiders. We call that place the boat..." Welp, that must have been an omen. I got the fu*k outta the after that.