Are any of you offended that I have a white girlfriend?

Clearly that Bandit asshole has some issue with light-skinned hairless apes taking dark-skinned hairless ape penis. Probably jealous because all hears about his own penis is laughter followed by the female saying "yeah, that's the biggest I've ever seen" followed by more laughter.

Well, I'll have you know that I have no penis whatsoever. Those things are gross. But I've been told I give incredible beak.

#black vulture lives matter
#hairless ape lives don't matter

Squawk!