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HughGRectum Admits to Working With Semen for the Last 20+ years?

Check out his profile: "Able Semen on Great Lakes Merchant Ships, 20+ years " Lol!

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Straight men getting a gay marrigae for tax benifites

Is this a solid idea...? Seriously I've got a best friend I would marry just got the tax benefiting and other ideas.. The marriage wouldn't be sexual at all but a pure financial move What do y'all think ?

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Should i ever pay more than $200 for a low end hoe ?

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On the way to the club I visited a Costco and got cut off!

I hadn't been to the club in a month. Normally I'd go with some friends or my dad/brothers but today I wanted to strike out on my own. As I went down the road to a Jersey establishment, I remembered…

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Paying for high end pussy is their ever a reason to pay over $1K for a evening v

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Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

All the Coke you can drink!

Overall nice club. I'm in my mid 40's so maybe I'm a little easier to please but I thought the girls were pretty hot. There's an adult store right in the club. I doubt it costs…

La Vie en Proost

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Skip it

To be honest, this place wasn't as good as I thought. €5 cover, but one drink minimum, and drinks are criminally expensive. My whiskey coke was €16.50. Overheard someone else order a shot of Jager.…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

pretty good if you have cash and aren't expecting much

I've visited and reviewed 3 valley clubs. I think this club may have the highest number of what would be deemed "attractive" girls. There were at least 3 girls I would consider legitimately good looking,…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Nite Out with the guys.

Took my friend there for a divorce party and had an awesome time. The girls are hot, they are attentive and fun to be around. Definitely check them out. It can get…

Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Slow Night, But Safe, Clean, Fun

I occasionally visit Kappa Kabanna and I always have a great time there. I find the women fun and personable. I typically go by myself and enjoy the company of one…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Starting to really wish there was another game in town

It's been 4-5 months since my initial review of Lust and I have been out to visit it a few times since them. Some of the things they've corrected since my first visit: 1) There is now…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Why

First things first, DON'T pull your dick out in here. I don't care how drunk you are, don't do it. You would think white people have never seen a black dick before. This is not…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Getting better

Wow, so I've been bashing this place my last 10 visits but last Monday it was a good afternoon visit. There were a few faces I haven't seen before. I sat in my…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Why even be open?

Came here for lunch last week. Sat at the bar and the bartender helped me. Looking around, there was 2 waitresses sitting around and also 2 dancers sitting around. All of them were texting and…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Same old story

So I decided that going to this club for happy hour wasn't worth it unless you are just looking to drink. I can go to a sports bar if that is all I want to…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good follow up to the Wing Bowl

Went to Show 'n Tel for the first time in years! No parking around Cheerleaders but plenty of parking across the street from SNT. Arrived about 10:15 am and stayed to 1:00 pm.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Afternoon talent upgrade

Have stopped by Bogarts 4 times over the past few months. 3 of the 4 visits produced an upgrade in the dancer quality. The only day that was a bust was on a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Midday after the Wing Bowl

Arrived about 1:30 after a visit to Show 'n Tel on the waterfront. Found parking about 3 blocks away north of Market. There were 10 to 12 dancers on duty when I arrived.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Best Line Up in Years

The club has not changed the basics for awhile. - No cover before 7pm - Valet is required and $8 - Beer almost $10 - Best day shift line up in the city. I was surprised by an outstanding line…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

good not great

First time back in a couple of years. The dancers were mostly hot, lots of 8s and 9s. They were not too ambitious visiting PLs at tables. Then right at the top of the hour…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A little slow for a Friday

Went to the OSC and LaP on Friday afternoon following the Wing Bowl. Arrived about 3:45 and was told as I paid my $10 cover charge tht "The girls are not heere yet, but…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Good visit, relaxing time

This is one of the few clubs in Minnesota that has both alcohol and fully nude dancers. I got there later on at night and just had a diet coke since I wasn't feeling too…

VIP Gentlemen's Club

Key West, Florida

Get Pleased not Teased!

This was my first trip to Key West and an unforgettable one at that! I was walking to my hotel after a night of getting teased at the local strip clubs . I walked by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Relaxing nite

So after work on a Thursday evening, I decided to stop by follies. It was around 7:00pm and it was packed! I found an open seat near the bar, and right next to the seat…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Ripped Off

I got here on a Wednesday evening around 5pm. Paid for valet, even though i had a car full on stuff bcuz i was traveling up north. Nothing came up missing, thank god. I went…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

First time, not last time

For a seasoned monger like me, I was impressed with this spot. It's an okay set-up. First, no cover even late at night. Not a sketchy area even parking over 1…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Days way better than nights

Here's a news update- for some reason all the lookers are on days now instead of nights, and what used to be all cows during the day are now grazing the night shifts! How and…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Touching allowed

I rarely go to clubs. But on a recent trip back from work I saw this club on the way and Went for it. I was happy to see it was fully nude. There were…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Way too expensive, way too much upsell, very little in terms of delivery

I went here twice now and both times I have walked away disappointed with a ton of cash left in my pockets. I only went here twice because we had free admission both times.…

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Interesting video of a feminist woman posing as a man. Includes stripclub visit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ2fREo3Tjc

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Mileage in Tucson clubs

Kind of a survey question. I've been pretty lucky in regards to finding ITC extras in a few of the Tucson clubs. With raiders reef easily leading the charge followed by tens , and curves. Sometes tips…

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what happned to the San Diego guys ?

mickeya02 and JamesSD used to post almost every-day - they have been mostly M.I.A. for a bit now. I wonder if they found some good pussy on the side and no longer have time for PL shit

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Do you really care what someone elses sexual orientation is?

There have been a lot of this poster is gay/ homosexual etc. etc. Why? I frankly do not care if a poster is bisexual, heterosexual or homosexual or not as long as he/she give the straight information on the clubs that…

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The sex doll brothel is real

A brothel in Spain is staffed with sex dolls and only sex dolls that are not available anywhere else, and looking at a couple of these... that Japanese anime doll with the blue hair really works for me Www.lumidolls.com

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negotiating for ITC sex out of boredom/as a joke?

In my extras SC, 40% of extras girls demand extra $ for extras. Sometimes when I ask for DFK, she says no to DFK. I say goodnite and move on. A few minutes or a few hours later that night,…

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Food for thought

I was reflecting on strippers. Of course society looks down upon strippers. You wouldn't tell everyone you know if you were dating a stripper. It's a stigma attached to it. Society also tells us that all strippers are prostitutes. As us…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Meh!

I had to check this place out due to reading some recent reviews, and the fact I hadn't been in since it was named Bombshells years ago. I wanted to see what was different, for…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fight Club

Top of the day fellas, I stopped in the cricket for the first time in a long time and it happened to be a UFC fight night... Normally I would be indifferent to this since…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The gold standard

SR in Vegas remains my gold standard. I went again last Wednesday and I seldom leave here disappointed. The club has expanded significantly in the past year or so with the renovation.…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Great Club

Went to Houston for a business trip and decided to visit this club. The location is pretty good, near the mall with big parking lot. I went there around 1am and the parking lot was…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Hot time

This place is always a good time, 10 dollar cover at the door but the gals are always hot and everyone is in the party mood usually. Beers are around 5 to 6 bucks, not…

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Study seeks answers to the "orgasm gap"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/orgasm-gap-sex-study-straight-women-have-fewer-orgasms-than-men/

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

Vegas

Was working somewhat near and decided to take a drive over to try out some Wisconsin clubs. Showed up on a Monday night and walked in to see some guy arguing with the doorman…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Daytona

I got here about 7 and stayed for a couple of hours.. No dancers hit the stage until after 8 although 3 or 4 were sitting at the bar with customers. A dancer named sunshine…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

silver bullet

Hadn't been to this place for over a month. It is only club in champaign-Urbana area. There are a lot of very nice friendly people that work here. It is a…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Random Outing

Very nice establishment, they show the Ufc's here which is always a bonus. I got a couple drinks before I got my gal for the night. She was super attractive, young and voluptuous, but still…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

1st timer

As promised my review for this spot As i stated in the synsationals review me and my boy came to thia spot after synsationals.... Should have just went home lol this was actually my 1st visit…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Ok club if you go at right time

This place is a bit on the dirty side. It looks to be an old theater that was converted to a strip club. The seats are old school theater seats; springs are bad. There is…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Meh

Visited around 11pm on a Wednesday evening. Club is located on the second floor of a building on a busy city street. $10 to enter, beers were about $7 as I remember. Seemed like a…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Chunky latin parade

I believe to each their own, but every time I come here I notice the chunky latina parade, not my type. Dollar parade is out of control, and apparently so are some of the employees…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

GALLAGHERS

shrek. this will be the nickname i give to this prick of a bouncer. if you are a regular at this club you will know absolutely who i am referring to. shrek, to those customers…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Another great visit

I visiting the body club earlier today, and it did not disappoint. I had about 2 hours to kill and decided to give it a try. It was good as always. I have quick service…

Bones Rock 'n' Roll Strip Club

Scottsdale, Arizona

Bones cabaret

Soooo finally back writing reviews after a good lay off (still went to SC) So I decided to check this place out since it was renamed from babes cabaret to bones cabaret. Walked into the…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Good dances no extras

I went in late Wednesday night $10 cover $5 beer $10 dances $20 to get in VIP then another 20 a dance. I went it got comfortable drank a beer and picked up a few…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Ripped off by Bouncer

So I was traveling across Wisconsin and decided to stop for the night as it was getting dark, Checked in to my hotel and noticed there was Club down the road. Thought it would be…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

First Visit

In town for a business meeting. Got bored at the hotel so I decided to check this place out. I had been to the other club in town last year which wasn't impressive. This is…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Fully Nude (Mostly)

Five dancers on rotation, Female DJ and ticket taker. The girls (except one) get naked for 2nd dance, The DJ is constantly reminding everyone that this is so and so's first dance, and…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I always stop at LD

Made a visit to LD as I do every trip to Vegas. His time I made two utilizing the free shuttle. I always tip the driver, and get a free admission, but really…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

What do you want for Hickory

The clubs looks are better than I thought it looked from the parking lot. I was nore amazed by the fact aomeone takes some pride in keeping the bathrooms clean and stocked. You do have…

El Gaucho

Los Angeles, California

Dive, Spanish speaking only

I was hoping this would be like Club Fantasy or La Grand, but it's very much a neighborhood, Spanish-speaking only place. The night I went, there were several men playing pool and only one girl…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Return Visit

Thought I would try this place again as the makeover from Hideaway was total, and the place showed me some potential. It's hard to comprehend the transformation of the facility from Hideaway to Mystique, but…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Booty

Came here last Friday place was pack .. bought a 12 pack got a bucket with ice found a front seat was enjoying the view ... this Latina I see every time doesn't never gets…

Bar Modernic

Laval, Quebec

Went there last thursday late at...

Went there last thursday late at night. I had been to this bar for ages, it is really a bar for local. It is really a hit and misses for some gems, but you can…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Executive Den

I stopped by the Executive Den after a Cavs game. It's been awhile since I have been here. I use to go to the Den often when I lived nearby. There is a cover charge…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Hot time

Visited the club and only 5 dancers. This is probably my favorite club. The stage always has a dancer and they seem to come talk to you without being too pushy. I…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Afternoon visit.

I had an opportunity to stop in on my way passing through town recently. It was pretty early in the afternoon and there weren't too many dancers working - as would be expected. Got my…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

a1a2Click a3

Decided to stop back inside the club to try to pick up the tracks of a petite african american spinner it was early in the evening about eight to ten cars in the parking lot,walked…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

If you're not wanting to hit up TJ, go here.

Always a great experience. I've been here on any given day of the week and there are always gorgeous girls working. Monday at noon or Saturday at 1am...always! 10 dollar cover + 10 bucks for a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Club has not changed that much

Somewhat remodeled - looks better as you walk in but bathrooms still sketchy and upstairs couches are still broken. As others have mentioned, club is now Treasure Club. Seems to have a complete…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Good, but there is better...

I went to Legends because of the location...close to the Greektown casino. It is easy to find, although there are some homeless men who hang around the outside who hit me up for money…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Louie's was my last stop on...

Louie's was my last stop on the Mannheim Strip. The place always seems crowded every time I drive by it. This time was no exception. Luckily I was able to find a space just as…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Done with this place

I have reviewed this bar many times in the past, as I have been an occasional visitor to this spot for well more than a decade. Unfortunately, the club has been heading downhill for many…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

Its been a long time since...

Its been a long time since I've been to Playpen. And after my experience this time around, I can't see myself ever coming back. Parking was no problem-even though they don't really have a lot. You…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Dive Bar feel but friendly

Francois is a little bit out of the way from Akron, it's near all the factories there in Barberton. A cozy two floor tavern though from what I remember upstairs was just bathrooms. There…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Decent club if you are willing to drive out there

Diamonds Mens Clubs are usually good for a night out of fun with your friends and the girls, who are usually young, attractive and many of them are college students. Diamonds Lodge is near Kent…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not Great

Been to Oasis many times, Monday was by far the worst visit. Not necessarily anything bad has changed at the club. It was just monumentally slow. When I walked in there were around…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Decent bar time to time

This club is not bad to check out once in a while. I was there to watch an OSU game and grab some food. They actually had free sandwiches that day. Usually you can get…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons is always a good time.

I visited Mons Venus on a Saturday morning around 1am, and stopped by on a whim. I hadn't been there in a while, but I remember it being an extremely good time. Cover was a…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

My new favorite

I really like this club. There is usually a decent variety of nice girls. The atmosphere, the music, the food and the drinks are great. I like to hang out on the second story and observe.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Came her a few weeks ago...

Came her a few weeks ago after a lot of drinks and a pretty average experience at Scarlett's. There weren't many girls left by the time I got there, but they were definitely in a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A quick look-see

Judging from the sheer number of reviews on this place, I figure it's worth stopping in every year or 2 after I make a casino to Philly from NY. They definitely give you…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Pretty good

Stopped by about 9:00 on a Sunday night. I expected the club to be slow but it was surprisingly busy. About 10 girls working and an equal number of customers. Dancers were all pretty…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

One of the Best "strip clubs" around

I have been going to HK for the last 5 years about 3-4 times a year and every time I leave with a big smile on my face. This last time I was there on…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Another nice visit to a hot place

Hi everyone, It has been quite a while since I wrote a review on here, and wanted to update everyone on a place I consider to be the best strip club in the area. I…

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Stripper-obsessed boss made office a living hell: suit

"Silver dipped into company coffers “to pay for such things as strip clubs and travel, entertainment and gifts for his girlfriends by characterizing them as business expenses,” the suit says." http://nypost.com/2017/03/01/stripper-obsessed-boss-made-office-a-living-hell-suit/

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Kodak Black’s Lawyers Argue Strip Club and Boxing Match Appearances Were Work

You can't cure stupid. http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2017/03/kodak-black-arrest-lawyers-react/

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Dancer Claims Strip Club Is Trafficking Front

https://www.courthousenews.com/dancer-claims-strip-club-trafficking-front/

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Its amazing what a lapdance is like with 100 pounds off

Before if wasn't hard my thighs and belly was so thick I could feel the dancer on my dick...I would have to get a chub then I could These days belly is much smaller and thighs have shrunk and I can…

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Divorce question

For those of you who are divorced, does there come a time when your ex-wife is not the most disgusting and worthless piece of shit imaginable? My divorce is maybe a year old, and I fucking despise the pathetic…

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Do you pleasure your whores?

If you fuck women for money, do they sometimes cum, or is it pretty much all about you? Do you care about their orgasm? Do you work towards their pleasure? Of is it all about your dick…

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You Would Need Cardinal Numbers...

To get a sense of just how many homosexual lovers txtittyfag(dot) has on TUSCL. Lol!

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Cyberwarfare is for dishonorable lardasses. Aah...yup

The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…

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I Would List all of txtittyfag(dot)'s Homosexual Lovers, But...

It would take pages and pages and I don't want to spam the board. Lol!

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I Have I Listed all of txtittyfag(dot)'s TUSCL Homosexual Lovers Yet?

Something tells me, he has many, many of them.

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HughGRectum is Gay!

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$3,000 and a stripper of your dreams for 16 hours of whatever you need to do to

Would you drop the cash ? Is this good value ?

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OT: COMEDIAN OR ROCK MUSIC PODCASTS

i've been listening to jim florentine's comedy metal midgets podcasts for the past 2 weeks now for comic relief while at work. also been to eddie trunk's podcast for rock/metal related topics. problem now is i've listened to all of…

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Treating yourself pays off with the hoes

Buying nice clothing, smell good sauce, nice wip, Jewry colder than an igloo Belief it or not bitches aprieceate it Plus it makes you feel good I'm 100 pounds lighter since shaylnne took me out to apple bees and I plan to drop…

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Montreal

I'm going to have business trip to Montreal in a few months. What are the best clubs in that area? I'm looking for attractive girls with good mileage dances. Extras not necessary but would be a bonus.

Christie's Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Afternoon break

Had a little time to kill in the middle the day in the side to stop by Christie's since I saw they had a sign saying they were still open while under construction. It's…

Cassidy's Polo Club

Amarillo, Texas

Not worth your time

Upon arriving, we thought this place could have some promise, judging from the appearancwoman, we were sadly mistaken. $15 cover charge and a two drink minimum. While the bartender and waitresses were helpful…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

Not too bad..

A lot of female dancers, mostly African American... most of the dancers are pretty decent, even though I am sure some of their behinds aren't "natural" lml. There are rooms for private dances, and they…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointing

I went to the Hi Liter on a Thursday just before 5. Often the time between 3 and 9 has not been that busy since the raid, but this day it was. There doorman…

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Strip Malls

I have noticed some strip malls in my area with lots of vacant stores. Seems like churches are invading these places. Should we put strip clubs in strip malls? What say you?

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Chevy S10 and my second ride idea

I've always wanted a Chevy S10 and thug it out as a low rider, tinted windows, system with thump thump and a custom paint job with Juicy Fruit down the side Soon to post an update on what I did with…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

So confused...

I read some great things about this place, so I decided to give it a shot. I got to the club around 10pm on a Tuesday night. It was pretty dead when I got there.…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A classic needing a 21st century update

This was my first time checking out the DC strip club scene - having last gone to a strip club in Atlanta years ago, so I was not really sure what to expect. I went…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place for top less dancers and a bar

We went to this club on a Friday evening around 10 pm. You pay a small cover ( 10 or 20) I can't remember. Then the place has a 2 pole raised dance floor in…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice

Decent setup, have different fees on dances in certain areas.. Like open area cheapest Seats along wall more Then the vip.. Only tried the open seating area, dancers are good and very friendly. Not aggressive of pulling you into…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

How do the girls make money?

I came back here since I was in town a week or so ago. Figured a Friday night might have better luck than prior weekday visits. So cam in nothing much has changed in terms of…

Satin Lady

Washington, Indiana

Waste of time

Was in the area for a nearby Sunday meeting and decided to stop by as had nothing to do. Cover charge was $3 and had a soft drink that was reasonable. It is in a big…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

Not worthwhile

Was in NYC with some friends and we decided to go to a more local strip club. Several of my friends were intriqued by sin city in the Bronx. Drove up to the Bronx from…

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Why yes, it did happen in Floriduh.

A Jacksonville man was arrested after he allegedly stole his neighbor's underwear out of her garage several times. The woman told police that she saw surveillance video showing 56-year-old Nicolas Rojas entering her garage and stealing her underwear. She told officers she…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Rhode Island Dolls - Mardis Gras Event

I decided to visit Rhode Island Dolls 11th annual "Fat" Tuesday Event this week. I had never been to this particular event before but decided to see what all the fuss was about. Living close…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Expected better

Stopped into Ritz on a Tuesday afternoon as I was passing through on my way home from a client meeting, I do not travel this route often and this was the first opportunity I had…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Go for the food

Back in Philadelphia for a little while and was thinking of a place that I knew had decent food at a fair price and some female friends to enjoy while eating. Risqué North East fit the…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Out with an old friend

An old friend had invited me to head up to Portland to go to some strip clubs with his girlfriend. We weren't sure where we wanted to go so we decided to hit up our…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

First visit to BF a success

In the Tampa area for Spring Training I decided to drive up and hit some of the Pasco clubs after a game. My visit to BF was definitely worthwhile. Entering in the late…

ICON Gentlemen's Club

Timber Pines, Florida

Don't go at shift change!

I was taking a quick tour of the Pasco clubs while in town and ended up arriving at Icon just before 7pm on Saturday evening. The good news is that I missed the cover…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Unique was a good time

I went to Pandora's to relax on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot was packed, and after I went in I understood why. There were a large variety of women including thick, thin, short tall,…

Xscape GoGo

Paterson, New Jersey

cool place to check out

the club it pretty ok looking compared to many New Jersey strip clubs. there is a huge bar that goes around the whole room with the stage behind it. there are 2 poles and a…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Ugh...

My wife and I figured we'd check this place out as it's local to us. Now after hitting several places in TO, this was by far the worst! It looked nice, very clean and decorated nicely,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Slower than usual

For a change of pace, I visited the Blue on a Tuesday afternoon. Very quiet, very disappointing. But something other reviewers have not written about is the cost increases for drinks. Bottled beer is now…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Do not waste your time or money.

The club itself, the building, is decent. However, the cover charge was $7 with a two drink minimum. The bartender and waitresses were friendly and helpful. The dancers were mediocre looking at…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ahhh Bogart's

With their new signage and awning well in place, thought it was finally time to give Bogart's another stop. Got there a little after 7:00, stayed for an hour-hour and a half, I think.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

First time back in a while

Decided to stop by Ballpark for the first time in over a year. Got there around 2pm on a Wednesday. Four dancers working. Didn't catch many names so I'll do my best to describe them.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Worth a visit

Read the reviews and decided I’d take the plunge – midday on a weekday. As advised, I parked across the street to avoid the hassle of valet. There are definitely signs that warn of towing,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hands Down the Best Club in ATL

I didn't originally intend to write another review of Follies but after last week's visit I felt that I must. First of all, Follies is the only club I go to in ATL anymore, mainly…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

DDs

$10 cover. This club has 2 sections. One for general country dancing and a second for the strip club. The sign says "Dinner and Dancing" for the double DDs and the theme is clearly (over the…

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How many women did you fuck not knowing they were pregnant until after the fact

For me it would be 6. 3 civies including my wife and at least 3 strippers.

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What should you do if your girlfriend won't have sex with you?

This guy must have been unbelievably horny. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271734/Farmer-kills-girlfriend-sex-corpse.html

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Topless or nude?

Sounds like a lot of people like nude dances but I'm trying to figure out why I would pay 2x as much for the same time. Is it because there's a chance of fiv? Or that the dancer is more…

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My Avatar after seeing a post from HughG.Rectum/Txtittyfag(dot)!

Title says all. Lol!!!

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Phone prankster busted

https://youtu.be/5fYQYS-Thxg

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Money proportionate to how bitchy you act????

So attitude is just important as new shoes or a different hairstyle to us girls. I have played around with different attitudes and found one that has worked quiet well lately. Mix part bitch and part feisty and I have…

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Just how hard does your cock really get?

http://www.xnxx.com/video-6e3q2b/torque

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Politics - The Thorn In TUSCL

Every notice how for the most part, people seem to agree on most things on TUSCL? Everyone thinks SJG is nuts, except Fishsticks. Just about everyone agrees Fishsticks needs to do better in school. Most think Juice is pretty damn funny. Everyone things desertscrub…

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skibum Tangling Himself Up in Contradictions

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=47495#comment595226 "The left always has a built in excuse: it failed because it isn't communism, socialism, marxism, progressive, liberal etc. Covers up the fact that their belief set has never worked anywhere." *never* worked *anywhere*. His own words.But then people threw out…

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[OT] S&P 4000 in 8 Years?

I didn't read the article (just the headline) so can't comment on the reasoning. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-28/s-p-500-could-top-4-000-in-8-years-and-it-s-not-because-of-trump Number sounds high now, but actually is not, a 6% compounded annual rate would do it. So if anything I'm guessing much higher than that. What do the…

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Somebody got the Taco Shitfaces

You will see what I mean....lmfao https://www.instagram.com/p/BLKOiRWAwsA/?hl=en

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

robbierob07

This was my first time in blondies in almost a year, and I'm not sure I'll be back anytime soon. The layout of the club is the same weird setup with the bar separating the…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Surpriing

As an off and on patron of the club since the Fuzzy Grape days I always have mixed feelings about this place. In a low/no contact state like Massachusetts, this place is an outlier,…

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Special delivery

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4269896/Mailman-caught-having-sexual-relations-mailbox.html

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Do you think LE can actually get any usable intel from boards like TUSCL

The ongoing desertscrub "I'll shove <insert power tool> up your anus" show is always brilliant, but it got me wondering about whether LE would actually post questions on a board like this. My theory is that LE basically knows what is…

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Best Clubs around Miami Airport for OTC or extras?

Visiting Miami tonight and tomorrow...know of any clubs with OTC or extras?....

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"Scores" strip clubs

The name Scores is popping up all over the country as the name for strip clubs. I recently discovered that these clubs are not owned and operated by the original Scores in NYC but rather are paying to use the…

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txtittyfag(dot) and LittleDickSammy are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Why txtittyfag smells so bad

If one should have the misfortune of being next to txtittyfag, you will experience the foul smell of rotting garbage. Not only is it his 3 brain cells rotting, it's the garbage smell from the the municipal trash dump…

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My addiction

I am addicted to shopping for women. Anybody who knows what they are doing and has some money can go into a strip club and have sex with maybe half the women there on average. Sometimes more than…

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Proposed schedule of appropriate SC usage by young single men (e.g. fishstix, my

Title says it all. Possibilities include: 1. Young single men should never enjoy the activities contained within the walls of any strip club. 2. Young single men should enjoy strip clubs up until they fall in love with a stripper and get…

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Columbia SC Platinum Plus robbery.

http://wach.com/news/local/rcsd-searching-for-suspect-in-strip-club-robbery What I don't understand is why there were no employees, etc there at 1AM on a Thu night. Club page says the club is open until 4AM. They would have to close at midnight to clean up and get out.

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One new article posted

And yeah I read it this time :) It's about someone's AMP experience.

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Crazyjoe does paitball guns

https://youtu.be/XJEa4qDWk14 I hit her rught in the pussy!

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One day shift $3,000 drop at follies

Yes ? No ? Y ?

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Ontario Next Week

On a trip to Ontario next week and will be hitting some of the GTA clubs. But I'll also be in the Niagara and London areas as well. Thinking about Private Eyes in Niagara On The Lake and…

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Almost 2AM'er

Just another night in "The Cle" http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2017/02/cleveland_police_officer_shot_3.html#incart_m-rpt-1

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txtittyfag(dot) and LittleDickSammy are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Knowing too much info

Say for awhile you've been enjoying high mileage dances or the kind of dances you like from a fav. You then find out she has a new boyfriend, or you find out she's had a boyfriend the whole time you've…

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100% Chance This Teen Wil Be A Stripper One Day

Police are investigating a brawl involving Danielle Bregoli, 13, and three others early on Sunday morning outside of a bar in Lake Worth, Florida. http://nypost.com/2017/02/27/cash-me-outside-girl-is-a-bi-coastal-menace-to-america/ http://nypost.com/2017/02/07/cash-me-outside-girl-punched-an-airline-passenger/ http://www.drphil.com/shows/i-want-to-give-up-my-car-stealing-knife-wielding-twerking-13-year-old-daughter-who-tried-to-frame-me-for-a-crime/

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Kay Jewelers - Not Only The Customers Get Fucked, The Employees Do Too

Kay Jewlers and Jared Jewlers executives demanded sex from employees for job security and promotions. Check out this article from USA TODAY: Report: Sex demanded for promotions at Kay, Jared http://usat.ly/2mykReb

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OT: Oscars accountant busy tweeting Emma Stone pic before epic flub

This may explain why Warren Beatty got the wrong envelope. http://pagesix.com/2017/02/27/oscars-accountant-busy-tweeting-emma-stone-pic-before-epic-flub/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170228

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Would you use a glory hole if you were 100% certain is was a girl on the other s

I'm not sure. If I was sure that the girl on the other side was a hottie it would be brilliant, but the whole glory hole thing seems non-ace! No disrespect to any bisexual TUSCL posters who would be ok with…

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Guys Admit The Trouble They Got Into At Their Strip Club Bachelor Parties

http://elitedaily.com/dating/guys-trouble-strip-club-bachelor-party/1801674/

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Is there something wrong with the water ?

Whats up with all of these needy guys asking stupid questions lately, has the water in Flint spread all over the country ?

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Barcelona to become next sex tourist destination. :)

http://www.thelocal.es/20170227/barcelona-opens-first-sex-doll-brothel-in-europe?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im&utm_tracker=1722735x84899

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OT: Ways to own a car

A dancer lost her license for 5 years. She offered to pay cash for a car and asked me to register & insure it and she'll drive with no license. I told her she was fucking crazy & no one…

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Houston

Since my last post got so much criticism, looking for Houston advice. Haven't been in a while, but normally end up at chi as/Michaels. Tired of the hustle and looking for somewhere more laid back but with…

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When she leaves this stage, think of the dances she'd do on the strip club stage

http://www.evadeaza.ro/video-blog/ballet-dancer-steadies-her-dancing-shoes-on-the-head-of-her-partner

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Where did I fuck up?

I haven't been to the strip club in weeks (don't have any desire as of now). Looking back, there were 3 strippers that stick out in my mind that I wouldn't have minded being fuckbuddies with or dating them, but it…

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Actors are the stupidest of the dumb.

If you pay attention to the "media" and the "actors" they all think that we who actually work for a living are stupid and anyone who does not live on one of the overpopulated liberal coasts that resents the government…

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2001 odyssey tampa crazy shit // shzanna dancer

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-tampa/tampa-couple-charged-with-sexually-abusing-7-year-old-child 5:23 PM, Dec 2, 2016 TAMPA - Federal agents arrested a Tampa couple accused of sexually abusing a seven-year-old child from Orlando. According to federal documents obtained by ABC Action News, the child's father is accused of allowing it to happen. Agents…

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STATEN ISLAND 2AMer.

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- A 22-year-old man is "highly uncooperative" after being shot and wounded in front of a strip club in Travis, according to a source with knowledge of the investigation. The man walked into Richmond University Medical Center in…

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Replacements

Always have backups, you never know when they'll quit or disappear. My last favorite quit over a month ago. It's been terrible. To make matters worse, a few weeks ago I saw a girl that had the body I look for,…

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Bigger Boobs - Yes Or No?

We all would probably agree most strippers would jump at the chance for bigger boobs. Here on TUSCL it seems the majority of PLs like natural boobs over fakes, regardless of their size. BUT If you'd survey most women from ages 20s to…

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What's the deal with Nicole Kidman?

I think most would agree that she's a hot lady but seeing her applaud is baffling! http://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/oscars/nicole-kidman-was-clapping-really-weird-during-the-oscars-and-everyone-is-confused/ar-AAntQHn?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

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25-30 is like a sweet spot for bitches

They seem the most developed, experience and sexiest at these ages...not to young, not to old, not to annoying, not to jaded, but just right A goldie locks zone if you will

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Strip club DJ needed to announce the grammy, golden globes etc...

I think its time to let a strip club DJ start announcing the winners. Lets face it a drunk DJ dealing with drunk strippers with names that are ridiculously stupid and hard to say can get it right every time.…

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Yes, Sometimes A Dancer Likes You

Fri early evening, and I'm looking forward to quality time with my new regular, the tall thin blonde. It was crowded and I didn't see her at first, so I'm hanging at the bar getting settled when a VERY pretty…

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Strip club cocaine dealer Alyson Colquitt released from jail

"GLAMOROUS stripper and cocaine dealer Alyson Colquitt who was arrested during police raids on Kings Cross clubs Bada Bing and Dream Girls has been released from a women’s prison." Glamorous? You be the judge. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/strip-club-cocaine-dealer-alyson-colquitt-released-from-jail/news-story/7c33ac3548d8b83bd72409946e10dc96

First AMP Experience

I know there's a whole other site for this subject but I get a kick out of the feedback I get from here. I must be naive because until a few years ago, I thought the whole happy ending thing was an urban legend. I just couldn't believe that what happens in AMP was really going on. I travel a lot and often see these places. On a trip a few months ago I struck out at the strip club so I was back at the hotel with free time. I started researching rubmaps. There are plenty of AMP in the town I was in and I had nothing going on so it was the perfect time. I didn't go to one…

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Can you ever go back again?

Several years ago my ATF and I did a 3 way with a stripper on her 21st b-day. It was memorable and while she's a little thicker than I normally like, she sucked & fucked like a champ and the…

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H-Town

Haven't been in a while but looking for something different from my go to place CL. This place seems to have gone down hill. Any recommendation for some higher mileage but low key places?

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Wikisexguide top 10 destinations

I just checked the list and none of them are in the USA or close to it , 1 is rio janeiro 10 is seoul

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Paying a stripper to Role Play

Ever be in a playful mood and desire a role play situation with a hoe ? Maybe it's just me but I know girls are playful and flirty by nature and most love this Shit I've been wanting to role play…

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If your looking for motivation for money, bitches or whatever you seek then this

https://youtu.be/6h4N-WclHmc that's the link...it's a must listen Good song but this is more about the intro motivation speech and it's message Let's let this message in courage us to greatness

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txtittyfag(dot) and HughGRectum are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Private Dances in Birmingham Alabama Clubs

What are the rules for VIP private dances in Birmingham? Is touching allowed? Do they get fully nude? What happens besides the regular grinding and boobs in face deal?

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Demoting a CF

I'm a firm believer in maintaining backups to the CF to eliminate dry spells. Unfortunately I only have 1 club that I enjoy in a reasonable distance so I have keep the herd in a single pen. No, they aren't…