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The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Weekday review

ya.. avoid this club.. Thursday nght (rate -4) imo. I was in Saphire on Monday (rate 7), SR on Tueday (rate 9), ES on Wednesday (rate 8 - one good and one ok experience), In…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Typical club for Montana.

Visited this club for the first time on Saturday. I had been by it earlier in the day and in the daylight it looks like a complete dump, but once inside the dance area it's…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Weekday review

There are tons of reviews for weekend. But many like me fly on weekday for a conference so this review is for weekday nights. Sapphire on slow nights put a curtain in the middle - to…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Weekday review

Though this club may be ok for weekday, but it seems this club is good for weekday. This review is for weekday. So on weekend I can write many negative experiences, this club is the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Saturday afternoon, 10-12 dancers

I visited this place on a Saturday. I entered the club around 2 pm and there was around 10 to 12 dancers . I showed the doorman my the club YELP page on my cell…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Latinas,latinas,latinas

Dropped by this club on yet another of my business trips. It was fairly close (~20 min drive) to the hotel, and had the best reviews of the clubs within what I considered reasonable…

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Asians?

I love asian woman, but living in Miami it's pretty hard to find Asian stripppers. Does anyone know where one can find some? Or where I can get a full service massage? Lol

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday Night at the Gold Club

Arrive at the Gold Club around 11 pm on Saturday night. I was surprised that the parking lot wasn't particularly crowded. Paid a $15 cover to get in. Consistent with the parking…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Peyton's

Haven't been here in a long time and it has changed a lot. I personally miss the old Peyton when there's wasn't alcohol and it was all nude. It appears to be like any other…

Tease (Old Listing)

Paterson, New Jersey

a late lunch

I decided to try this place again after not going back for almost 2 years. I came during the week this time and out of the blue I find one of my old regulars of…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Friday Afternoons

I've been to this club a couple of times during the day, about 2PM. It seems to take a hour or so after they open before the dancers really get going but its a lot…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Finally. A great trip to my formerly favorite club

Gentlemen, I have finally had a quality night at Desire. For the first time in maybe a year, I got the type of dance at Desire that used to be pretty standard. A beautiful redhead…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Monday Visit

I find this club very frustrating and basically don't have the patience for it anymore. I used to be somewhat of a regular here but that was mostly because of 1 or 2 girls that…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Fun atmosphere...

This place is consistent in that there is always good service (bartenders, bouncers, hostesses) and the dancers generally have really good attitudes. I do think its a good place for them to work.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Friday Night at the BP

Another Friday night at the BP - the dancers were: - Diamond -- new Puerto Rican, very attractive but not my type - Italia - dark haired, a little chunky - Crystal - well reviewed, my previous experience…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Blah....

I have been to this club several times over the last couple of years hoping it would improve. Its always the same - a few cute girls (5-8 range) but mostly 3-5 range at…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Meh

I was driving through the area and decided to make another stop at th Hardware Store. I was glad to find that they had done some improvements since my last visit. Seemed like the top…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis

I've been to Oasis once before. I don't really like how the layout of the club is. I usually sit at the bar and the stages are so far from them so I suppose that's…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Afternoon Delight

My go to club in Atlanta is Follies, but I come to the Oasis for a change of pace every now and again. Like most reviewers say, the girls spend a lot of time…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Not great but not bad!

After reading the reviews about Club Fred, I decided to try there to see how it is. Many of the reviews are right, this place is way far from a regular strip club. Like a…

Sugar Shack

Clarion, Pennsylvania

Not a bad spot at all

Went to this place as a first time visit and was pleasantly surprised. The inside is much nicer and more comfortable than the outside leads you to believe. Nice mix of girls ranging in age…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club has been described many...

This club has been described many time so I will not repeat the physical layout In any case who cares as long as a club has hot dancers, easy access, lap dance…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

A better place

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon. It was good for a change. There were several girls there and one was cut. As I walked in I go the Washingtn Park handshake…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Hello? Over here!

Third trip now to the club. Trip right after Christmas took awhile for wife and I to get attention. They were short on girls that night. This night, there were plenty of girls around. Two…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Hello? Over here!

Third trip now to the club. Trip right after Christmas took awhile for wife and I to get attention. They were short on girls that night. This night, there were plenty of girls around. Two…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Worth going to

I like Lookers for the most part. There is plenty of parking, easy to get to, no cover charge. There are no skinny girls here at all. Curiously no black girls, mostly spanish, or white.…

Mustangs Gentleman's Club

Hyattsville, Maryland

Not the best, but not the worst

Not as bad as everyone says. As most of these reviews say, don't be discouraged by the looks of this club!!! It's dark and murky and may have some drunks at the bar. We kept…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Above average

there is no parking. they charged a 5$ cover. inside is rather nice, comfortable chairs, clean looking, lap dace area looked comfortable. Dancers are all rounded some in a good way, others way over the…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

nothing new

Not much about the club has changed, same redneck decor (stuffed animal trophies-guess we are supposed to be impressed that the owner can kill a deer or possum). No smoking now so smokers have…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Nadia

This review covers 4 visits to Cracker Jaxx in the last month. Two Saturday nights and two late Thursday afternoons. The first Saturday I arrived a little after 9pm. Cover was $5, parking is always…

Solid Platinum

Houston, Texas

decent at platinum

When I visited, there were 2-3 dancers. Visiting from out of town so wanted a snack and some VIP lap dancing. Only club in vicinity of 290-610 juncture so beggars can't be choosers. Place was…

The Library Gentleman's Club

Redlands, California

Not what it used to be

I remember when it was the Hustler club. The place was good (that was several years ago though). The wife and I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon and the place was dead (admittedly, the…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Had a Nice Time...

I dropped in around 11:30 and the club was about half full. I hadn't been in for about 4 1/2 months, so there were a couple of new dancers along with the usual suspects...lol.…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Not my type of place

No parking, but parking across the street seemed ok. I like that there was no cover especially since i walked in and walked right out. The problem was there were no attractive girls. the…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great Evening at Dancers in Indy

Dancers is close to the airport, the club atmosphere is laid back and the girls here are amazing. The place had three stages but being a weekday evening only one stage was in use. Girls…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

This club is a rip off

I'm not saying I'm a high Roller. (I'm not) That said when I go to a club and find one I like I'll spend the money. I don't expect it when I haven't been to…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Saturday night?

I've been to Louie's a couple times since my last review but I had not been there on a Saturday until a couple weeks ago. My previous visits were decent and since I was in…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Hard to Find a Fun Girl

I was looking for a club with reasonably priced extras, and the tuscl reviews directed me to this place. I was here a on Monday evening, so the place was pretty dead. Hard…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

It's that time again.

Been able to get back a few times lately for something other than a quick pass through. Went on Easter weekend and , of course, most all the Milfs were not…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot girls but expensive

Came after a party on saturday night. There will be drivers outside the major clubs asking to take you to the strip clubs. Usually the ride is free and they will about halve the cover…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hiliter is Back...

Just returned from my semi - annual visit to Phoenix and of course the Hilighter. Been reading the reviews for the last few months and I didn't know what to expect. I'm glad…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Worcester, Massachusetts

Disappointing visit

Went to the club around 10pm on a Saturday. Only about 10 dancers. It looked like there were that many waitresses on duty as well. The waitresses were much hotter than the dancers. The…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Another Eastside Dive

I like the grittiness of strip clubs on the east side, and Shimmers is on on my regular rotation for that very reason. Been a few times and the vibe has always been the same.…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

my last visit

I really used to like this club, it is a damn shame it has dropped off so much. I was down visiting my daughter who goes to school down here, and thought I would…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

One Strange Adventure

I usually visit Follies once or twice a month. Most visits are pretty consistent, fund off the Latinas, say no to the high priced VIP's, then have one or two VIP's with an old…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Slightly Below average

Went on a Thursday night. It was decently crowded but was able to get 3 stools at the bar. Only 5 or 6 dancers and none of them were that pretty.had once lap dance, security…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

sinclair's Review

I went to Nuevo Senorial Men’s Club on a Friday afternoon around 15:30. There was no cover charge. The inside is very basic. There is a small bar to your left as you enter. You…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Busy

Finished up work early on Wed and stopped by. Still had a 5 dollar cover 1 pm. Drink prices were okay, they had a special on domestic. It was dark inside not…

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Sex for $25 and Chicken McNuggets in FL

http://www.winknews.com/2017/04/30/woman-allegedly-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-fast-food/ Not even if we negotiated down to $10 and something of the dollar menu. Nopenopenope

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start a club

Why don't one (or some) of the TUSCL veterans *cough John Smith DS Luva *cough start a strip club and model the business in such a way that it's good for the customers and the dancers?

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Chicago, should I even bother?

Club reviews seem dreadful, and I won't have the ability to go further out of the city. I should just save my $$$ and not even bother right?

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I don't understand how she constantly makes Hollywood celebrity news.

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. http://www.wonderwall.com/news/courtney-stodden-strip-club-divorce-party-cake-lap-dances-split-doug-hutchison-really-hard-3006025.article

Starz

Gardena, California

cool club

The dancers were very friendly, good music and atmosphere, strong drinks. I would recommend going in the early evening before it gets too crowded. Overall I had a great time. Good food…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The club tried to match my expectations, but couldn't!

Club: * The club was huge with two floors. The first floor had a bar with seven dancing tables where dancers took turns to cover all of the tables. * The first floor also had a bar…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Returned to an old favorite

Stopped by a few weeks ago, haven't been in a while, busy with work. Once again the rotation of dancers between clubs here is fun to watch, girls that were at Tuxedos are…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

Went for a Late Night Show...

I got a chance to visit this place for the second time last night since Foxy Lady couple miles down was closing. The first time I visited the place it was named Paradise City or…

Cheetah of Southern Pines

Aberdeen, North Carolina

best nite out

Visited pure gold last wednesday. Easy to find right off the main hwy. Arrived around 9:00. It was a little slow. Hostess sat me down right at the stage. Hostess was very pretty. They have…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I don't get it

I just don't get it. This club has every advantage over other clubs in the area, yet they cannot seem to capitalize on their upsides. They are in a great high traffic location…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Gone downhill

I visited this club a few times last month. Each time I came late in the week in the middle of the afternoon. Each time there were less than five customers in the place with…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good Value.

This club offers good value on Thursdays. They do not honor free passes but the VIP is only $75. Visited in the early evening around 7pm before PL's showed up in droves, sometime making it impossible…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

expensive and worth it

Its been a minute since I was able to visit The Dolls over at Platinum, but even after a long absence, they don't disappoint. Was able to sit along the walkway to the backstage…

Full Moon Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Another Hurley Trip

Eve and I took a 152 mile trip North to Hurley again to check out the six clubs on the Lower Block. (See separate reviews for The Idle Hour, The Silver Dollar and The Full…

Shooter's

Hurley, Wisconsin

Another Hurley Trip

Eve and I took a 152 mile trip North to Hurley again to check out the six clubs on the Lower Block. (See separate reviews for The Idle Hour, The Silver Dollar and The Full…

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I am fueled up on Coffee and ass

I going here someday! https://smokinghotbaristas.tumblr.com/

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I got shit to do

And hoes to fuck

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Sorry boys

I get a little excited when I Bang! Banf! Bangkok!

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Bang!

I banging everything that walks in the clubs

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Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') Needs to Apologize to Veterans and to TUSCL

For lying that he saw active military service. If you disagree that proves that you're a fag.

Silver Dollar

Hurley, Wisconsin

Another Trip To Hurley

Eve and I took a 152 mile trip North to Hurley again to check out the six clubs on the Lower Block. (See separate reviews for The Idle Hour, Shooters Show Girls and The Full…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Can be fun but prices tend vary among dancer's

Pure Gold in Wilmington, NC is the only strip club in town. I visited this place during my vacation. It is a mid size club. The beer prices are good.…

Idle Hour Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

Another Hurley Trip

Eve and I took a 152 mile trip North to Hurley again to check out the six clubs on the Lower Block. Unfortunately only 4 were open. Hurley's peak season is the winter months with…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

savannahs is top notch

Savannahs on Hanna in harrisburg PA is well worth every dollar spent. The parking lot is directly across the street from the club on a small road. Once inside you go through a metal…

Pure Gold

Oakville, Ontario

Fun Times

Came here with a buddy tonight and it was pretty good. Standard $5 covet and pat down and lots of parking. Tons of girls tonight and seemed like everyone was getting dances. Mostly white girls…

Foxx Tails

Moores Mill, Alabama

Used to be a nice place

This place has constantly gone downhill. While it never was the most jumping place it was a place off the beaten path. I tend to like those type of clubs anyway. Me and my friend…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Good club if you can wait it out

This club has good value and dances, however expect to wait for dancers to approach you. About half the dancers spend their shift sitting at the bar just chatting with regulars. How do they make…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Hit or miss

I went here a few months back and had myself as much fun as a man can have with a fine young lady. So I went back last week hoping to repeat. Unfortunately this time…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I don't understand the hype.

I tried to get in on Friday night around 1am. 15 parking, $100 to get in faster or 30 to run the long line. So I stood in the $100 line for 45 mins. No…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

OK First Visit

I decided to try out the Mile High Club since it has been open for a while now and I figured most of the kinks would be ironed out. The cover was $12 at…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Night of Crowd Watching

Arrived on Saturday night at about 11pm. Came in the front door and paid the $7 cover. The place was almost packed full of people. Very mixed dancers from young to middle-aged,…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

Out of bottled water?

I stopped here on my home from Brad's. I've always enjoyed great mileage here and tongith was no different. I don't drink at clubs, so when i asked the bartender for a bottle of water…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Saturday EveningVery good grind.

I arrived at 8:45 on Saturday night. The crowd inside was a lot smaller than I expected with the firefighter convention in town. There were two girls on stage at a time. I love the…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Just another roll into CP

Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news is, for the third consecutive visit, I observed new talent. Also, said new talent is down for a full menu plus desset, if…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Update

So, you might want to be cognizant of this update. You know how that guy Rob was responsible for the alleged return of the alleged hotties? Well, I'm present here on Saturday…

Xcess

Evansville, Indiana

Clean fun

Let me make one thing clear this club is not for extras. Okay thats settled. We had a office party at the Tropicana casino last friday. Whole bunch of us got some free chips to spend.Last it…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great time for a noon visit

Stopped into follies because I got out of work early. I was surprised by how packed it was given it was noon. Go there just in time to beat the Valet but parking…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

One of the best clubs in Georgia

Living in Nashville where most of the clubs are not worth your time or money, it is always nice to get down to Atlanta and when I am there follies is always on my list.…

SOS Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Crowded but lame

Went in about 1:30 on a Friday. Was pretty full - so crowded the bartender had to help find me a seat. Even though it is supposedly a bikini bar, some dancers…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

watch your time

This is one of my many encounters here. I went on an evening with some friends and wasn't really surprised at anything, JR's isn't known for being the most alive strip club lol. we went…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

One Great, One So-So

Was back at the HL last Thursday right after opening. Had a chicken quesadilla and took the time to look around while I ate. After lunch, I had a couple of dances from Sophia who…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

HSC

Always a nice visit to HSC. Good mix of girls. Can always find great looking dancers here. The private dances are generally excellent withe plenty of mutual touching. Waitresses really push drinks though.…

Fase Dos

Medellín, Colombia

Decent club in Medellin

Fase Dos is not a bad club in Medellin. Full of beautiful women. Drinks are spendy by Medellin standards ... expect to pay about $25,000 COP ($8 USD) for a beer, about the same if…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Girls were better than I expected

So I was stuck in Bakersfield for work for about a week and I saw ads for dejavu plastered along the freeway, figured why the hell not. Rolled up on a tuesday evening. Bakersfield is…

Diamonds Grande Prairie

Grande Prairie, Alberta

Good Atmosphere but high $$

Living in Calgary my expectations of clubs in Alberta have gotten pretty low as they are quite frankly just terrible. Being in GP for the first time on a work trip I made sure…

Club Cabaret

Greensboro, North Carolina

Slow night

It's been over a year since I reviewed this club , and there haven't been any other reviews . I stopped by about 9:30 pm on a Tuesday , and there were no dancers in…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Newport News, Virginia

not the worst

Walked in and remembered why I hated Virginia laws. A few girls on shift, not bad but not the greatest either. Guess they work with the talent available. Girls didn't seem that excited to…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Wanted to be more impressed

This is a nice place. Pretty young women. However, it seems like everyone working there knows this is the best game in town. You sit at the bar and it's hard to get approached.…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Oh boy....

So I know this club gets mixed results for most. For me it was almost always reliable whenever I went. Usually ended up being 1 girl I could get the attention of and have a…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

Not sure I'll be back

Came to Softails on a Saturday afternoon as I was passing through on business. There were only 2 dancers and both were not very attractive to me. The dancers seemed to dance 1 song and…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

This place is usually a miss!!

If there was a school -- how not to run a strip club, this would be it. The doorman that checks people is also the DJ. He plays the music from the laptop at the…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Cheap Thrills

After stopping at Blondies and seeing dancers the out weighed my by 100 lbs I was hooping something better at Dollies. $3 cover and $5 beer is a bargain and so are the dancers if…

Dangerous Curves

Boyd, Minnesota

Early shift - not much going on, try going later

April 2017 visit. I got there at opening time, 7:30pm. Half price cover and 2-for-1 dances before 8:30. Chatted with my friend for 10 minutes, but no dancers were coming out, so…

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She's the DIY type

Last night I got high mileage private dances with a mediocre looking brunette (she was the best available option in the club). We started with mutual touching and soon junior made an appearance for the dancer to provide some stroking while…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Nice ending

I wrote about my time across the street during the day and after being cock blocked by the DJ I needed to leave somewhere happy! I made the mistake of going back to bogarts which…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Doing the Dirty Bird

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon around 3 PM. Cover was $5 and beer was $5.75. 4 dancers on shift and me the only customer. Of course all 4 girls hit me up for a…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Has potential but a bit different

First time at this club was split between an afternoon visit on a Tuesday followed up by an evening visit the following night. While it is a relatively small club, I had no problem with…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Great experiance

I had to be around the area on business, thought I would go back to a favorite spot. Look this place is a dive but the girls working were awesome, most in the 6 to…

American Dream

Omaha, Nebraska

First time

A buddy was out and about and asked me to stop by AD on my way home so I did. I had never been to the old location because as a rule Nebraska strip…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

Old Times Sake

I lived in Vegas for 12 years and this was the spot for me when I was young and single and needed to get some relief. I was back last week and dropped in for…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice place,

I havent been going to many strip clubs before, and although when I arrived i wasn't sure whether i was the right place. It doesnt look like the best neigbourhood, and constructions make it a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong TJ

Heard some good things so decided to pay a visit as I was in the area. Overall one of the best clubs I have been to!! Crossing the border, took a cab ride to Hong…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

could be better

Guess the only reason to come here is because you're horny. I don't like the very expensive cover charge. I don't like the songs being cut short or the drink girls bothering me to buy…

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" Men dont want just sex but a Girl Friend Experience" What you can get from a h

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/mar/14/opinion/oe-stein14 Above is the link to the original source and below is the copy and paste version.. Unlike Eliot Spitzer, I've never been to a hooker. That's because, like everything else in my life, sex is all about my ego. If I…

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The Jimmy Johns guy is cruising for the wildebeest treatment

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit. And carrying an AK. Mr. Jimmy…

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') Lied to TUSCL About Military Service

And should apologize now.

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True story. Lions saving Christians

Lions came to attack ISIS and spared some Christians. I'm just posting to irritate Rickthelion and maybe SGJ. http://sundayadelajablog.com/astonishing-pack-lions-save-christian-missionaries-execution-islamic-militants/ No joke.

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Wowzers. COYG!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=myleene+klass&client=ms-android-hms-tmobile-us&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiVuK3h7cnTAhUGOyYKHSy0AT8Q_AUICigB#tbm=isch&q=myleene+klass+arsenal&imgrc=9K4TJuGLgfqG-M: My dream girl! COYG!!!!

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Question Re a VIP Experience

Should I feel slighted at getting no extras* during a 15-minute VIP session at $170? Would my luck have been better if I had stepped up to the big-boy level of 30 minutes for $250? Might the stripper have been…

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Not everyone should make it rain

So I was in my favorite dive bar checking out the one light skinned big booty hoe who ran right to this scraggly looking mofo. Now initially I thought to myself "I'm just hating because she not on my lap."…

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U.S. District Court, Detroit, MI

The lawsuit alleges that Deja Vu-Affiliated Nightclubs misclassified entertainers as non-employees and as a result of this misclassification, entertainers were not paid minimum wages and other compensation required under federal and/or various state wage and hour laws. In addition, the…

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Has Juice or anyone played a wsop poker app?

I must have gotten better fast. Started off losing quickly 2 days ago, now have almost 2 million chips. I don't think you can get paid for anything and it's a free download. An app…

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My new business venture

I am going to borrow my bosses crane on the weekends and build mansions with it http://www.bitrebels.com/design/the-truth-about-the-redneck-mansion-comes-out-pics/

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Another finance thread: Shiller PE Ratio

http://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe/ ^^^ do you financial wizards (*cough* *cough*) ever look at this statistic? The inflation-adjusted P/E ratio for the S&P 500, charted since 1890? Currently just shy of what it was on Black Tuesday just before the great depression. Looks to…

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How does this happen?

Crazy stripper on a crane? Did Duke69 get mad at his bitch? http://www.accuweather.com/en/videos/dramatic-video-of-woman-in-the-cold-being-rescued-from-crane-in-toronto/8zynz5yte6chx6g_29z9kobyucg9sbed?autoStart=true&utm_source=mobileaccuweather&utm_medium=mobileaccuweather&utm_campaign=cityforecast

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Inside the Insane Feud Between a Vegan Strip Club and the Steak House Next Door

A real Portland story. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/inside-the-insane-feud-between-a-vegan-strip-club-and-the-steak-house-next-door

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Perhaps Hillary should have tried this. :)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4455112/Revealing-t-shirts-unveiled-boost-support-Putin.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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OT: 1992 Los Angeles Riots

They are airing a documentary on ABC tonight (Fr 4/28/17) at 9 PM Eastern: http://abc.go.com/shows/let-it-fall-los-angeles-1982-1992/video/most-recent/VDKA3811112

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Best strip club in Cabo San Lucas for a Bachelor Party

Splash looks kinda pricey and the packages were over a grand, they don't seem reasonable, are they worth it or are we better of someplace else like Cabaret or Amnesia? 10-12 guys looking to have a fun time a…

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How should I spend $500 while my wife is away for a week?

My wife is going away for a week. I have $500 cash and want to come up with a good plan to spend it while she's gone. So many options come to mind and I need help deciding. A.…

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Bike Week

My girl and I are thinking about hitting Myrtle beach during "Bike Week" from May 12th-21st. Does anyone on here participate in the shenanigans? I've heard SC strip clubs are a blast ;)

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OT Trump sounds like he is tired of being POTUS

He ran like a dog chasing a truck, now that he's caught it he seems ready to quit ! Anybody else see this ?

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The NASDAQ, Skidum and San_Joe_Fag

I bet people are sure glad they didn't listen to skidum and san_jose_fag that the NASDAQ current level represent "a bubble". If anything, it seems quite undervalued.

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What's better than grabbing her by the pussy?

Giver her the Shocker and make her call you "Daddy"

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I got a new job!

Now I am making bank! I got rid of the bagging groceries for good! My new gig is running a crane! I will have lots more money for all da hoes!

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Most common stripper names

We've often discussed *unusual* stripper names or names in particular categories, such as luxury car models, gems, cities, etc. My question today is: What are the stripper names that you run into the *most* often? Mine include: Jenna Lexus…

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Customers that stink

At the nude clubs I frequent there are always a few customers with very bad odor problems. This past weekend I had a rare Saturday I wasn't working so to the club I went. One guy stank so bad I…

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OT: Beware of disgusting commercial on TV

I was watching the Rangers game and it went to commercial. As I was getting my lazy ass off the couch to get another beer I saw one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen on TV... Amy Schumer…

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Vegas

Hey, so it looks like the only reliable club for a nice affordable afternoon HJ in Vegas, The OG, is gone. Checking reviews and not seeing anything else. And there's no way I'm paying a crazy fee at Rhino…

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Huge fake boobs in San Antonio

Which club is best to go where i can find a dancer with huge fake boobs like DDD with flat stomach. And nice ass if possible

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Strip Club Humor (I think it may have been posted a while back but don't recall)

"... Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the…

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OT: United Airlines reaches settlement with passenger dragged from plane

CHICAGO, April 27 (Reuters) - United Airlines and the passenger who was dragged from a Chicago flight earlier this month have reached a settlement for an undisclosed sum, they said on Thursday, in the carrier's latest step to contain damage…

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Sounds like an Indy club to be avoided.

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/crime/impd-called-for-out-of-control-crowd-at-cherri-palace-strip-club-where-dancers-were-attacked

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Douchester is dead !!

Police cordoned off a unisex bathroom in Times Square and called in Hazmat this afternoon, after a body was discovered. The precinct captain said it was a disturbing find, that the creep's dick was found severed on the floor…

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Did you ever fake an orgasm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdIH6cQWMmE

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! Lol!

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Do you think it is sexist that women are not allowed to go topless everywhere me

I think politicians everywhere are sexist in that respect. Men and women are not equal. In some strip clubs, the female strippers have to wear pasties. It's so stupid and unfair in my opinion. If women want equal rights, they should champion equal rights…

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Texas Kindergarten Teacher Allegedly Had Sex with 4 High School Boys, Including

It seems like there is one of these stories every week now. https://www.yahoo.com/news/texas-kindergarten-teacher-allegedly-had-162628459.html

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If you want a BJ, work for GM

Had to laugh this morning as I drove past the GM Technical Center here in Warren, MI. There was a guy and a woman carrying protest signs saying that GM forces women working for them to provide BJ's.…

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Cycling kid gets distracted by stripper van and the inevitable happens soon afte

That would have been me as a kid. https://www.joe.ie/life-style/kid-gets-distracted-stripper-van-inevitable-happens-soon-586299

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How clubs let down their girls.

Dancers seem to get into a swing of and endless cycle that keeps them in the game until they are no longer able or wanted to be their any longer. Girls are often in specific and difficult situations ie drugs,…

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Mind over Matter at the Club

When I was younger I use to spend lots of money getting lots of dances and get rooms while trying not to bust a nut. Sometime three or four hours at the club. Now my mindset has changed…

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Competition

For those of you who have favorites.. A few months ago, my sessions with my CF started to get a little monotonous and predictable. This was fairly soon after I met my now #2 (she shot up the charts pretty quickly).…

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vincemichaels (aka 'vinceygirl') Owes an Apology to Veterans and all of TUSCL

For lying that he saw active military service in Vietnam.

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Dress code in Miami club?

Is there a dress code in Miami Strip club? Just want to prepare since this is first time heading there. Wouldn't want to show up in shorts or jeans at the door and gets turn away. I believe we're heading…

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Bi wife wants best Providence, RI strip club for couples?

Bi wife looking for strip club fun in Providence, RI soon! High girl-girl mileage in front of hubby - CHECK! Possible OTC if wife drinks enough - CHECK! Where do the experienced suggest we visit? Thanks in advance!

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Feature Entertainers

When a club has a weekend booked for a featured entertainer, is that more incentive for you to go, or is it the exact opposite and you choose to go to a different club instead? When I was younger, 3 of…

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Any hidden strip clubs or bars?

So I was just curious, does anyone know of any strip clubs or bars that are: 1. An actual legal business (as opposed to someone operating an illegal brothel out of a trailer) 2. But not publicized and / or known only…

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How to arrange dinner with big time ATF?

I am still a young noob on this site but some of you may remember my siuation from a few weeks back. If not, have a brief scan through it here https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=48950 We have known eachother well since the new year,…

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Do any of the female hairless apes on this board want to join me for a threesome

I'm feeling kinky and I want some simultaneous hairless ape-hairy ape loving! Aah...yup

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Detroit visit advice

I will be in Detroit on Friday night and Saturday during the day. I am pretty sure that my friend will want to go to Penthouse Friday night, but I really have no idea what would be the most fun…

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Looking for high mileage in the NY/NJ area

Hi, I only have one night here and I was thinking of going to AJ's in Secaucus. I'm going to cab/uber it so any help is appreciated. Last year, I went to Gallagher's, it was ok, very restrictive…

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NASDAQ at 6000

Big Whoop or big deal ?

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Japan's back at it again! This time BJ exclusive!

http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/blow-job-robots-are-here-and-they-are-something/ I'm not going to ever buy one but if someone does, let me give it a whirl. I'll use a condom I promise lol

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You're old, fat and ugly.

Ever had one of those dancers that won't take no for answer. You try to be polite and nice but they just keep at it. Why Not? Because you are not my type. Why? Because I like em petite. I'm…

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rickdugan is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol!

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It is non-brilliant to fuck on the beach near Mar-a-Largo

Title says it all! http://straight.fleshbot.com/6020679/only-in-florida-no-sex-a-near-the-mar-a-largo

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Sexy Hoes in Church

This is the church I going to. Anyone joining me On Sundance this week? https://youtu.be/cASU9wfZ1Sk

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Wtf?

This preacher mane is crazier than a loon. I want to go to his churches

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I love you

I love you desert scrubbing

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My prayers

My prayers go out to Brother desertscrub. Such a nice man. Praiys Jesus and His father the loard

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PDX bound!

I'll be in Portland for a weekend in May. Whoah, so many choices! I've browsed through the list and picked out a couple to hit up but I'm really just pulling whatever strikes my eye from the top…

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The Blue Flame lounge in Atlanta must have more features than any other club.

Features: Beer and Wine, Full Bar, Bottle Service, BYOB, Juice Bar, Couple Friendly, Lunch / Sandwiches, Dinner / Full Menu, Snacks / Buffet, Non-Smoking, Cigar Bar, Pool Tables, DJ, Jukebox, Bikini Dancers Only, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers, Bikini Lap Dances,…

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OT: Breaking news - non-hispanic whites are the biggest drug addicts in America

https://www.yahoo.com/news/study-drug-confirms-black-people-151000538.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=fb YahooNEWS New Study on Drug Use Confirms What Black People Have Been Saying This Whole Time Mic Philip Lewis MicApril 8, 2016 A recent study published in the American Journal of Public Health found that delinquent, non-Hispanic whites are more likely to abuse "hard drugs,"…

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Foghorns

How many of you put Duck tape on your foghorns to change the pitch of your horn?

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Prays Jesus and the Lard for dancers that pray

Tuttle says it all

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Adult Stores Private Booths

So... maybe silly question here, i almost never go to sexshops, but i went last week looking for a toy for the lady and saw these private booths and wondered... What really happens in there? Can someone invite a "girlfriend"…

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Shadowcats likes big fat donkey dicks...

Tittle says it all

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Getting back into strip clubs after 20 years away

It has been about 20 years (my early 20s) since I was a big-time strip club hound. But a recent business trip to Dallas has me getting back into it. I've noticed that the kind of lapdances you…

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Ballerinas in Honolulu

Anybody know anything about this club? I don't see it reviewed on the site at all. I'm getting ready for a trip to HI and I heard all the clubs were lame there. But through the grapevine,…

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Why I doubt that Uber's CEO is a TUSCL member

From a New York Times profile of Uber's CEO Travis Kalanick: "One friend recalled a night out with a group of married couples at the Gold Club, a San Francisco strip club, a few years ago. Mr. Kalanick, who was single,…

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Means of communication with strippers

I've seen on here that some of you are friends with strippers on Facebook, or follow them on Instagram and Snapchat. I've never seen the need to do any of that. If I want to connect with a stripper OTC…

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Are you stealthing?

A new study documents the rise of a particularly disturbing sex trend called "stealthing," or when a man removes a condom during sex without his partner's consent. The Huffington Post reports that this study, conducted by Alexandra Brodsky for the…

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Panhandled In The Strip Club

I was in an ESL strip club, standing and watching the stage from the balcony. A black guy walks up to me and starts chatting small talk. He is dressed a buttoned shirt and vest, groomed. After about a minute or…

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Jews In The Strip Club

Have you ever encountered a Jewish stripper? How common are they? What percentage of strip clubs are owned by Jews?

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City/club recomendations

What recommendations does everyone have for a city that provides similar action/mileage to Detroit? I have been to Detroit many times and enjoy their clubs. I know about SF but are there any other cities with quality and similar

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West Palm Beach accidental 2AMer.

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A worker making repairs at a Florida strip club was fatally shot when a gun discharged from another room in what authorities describe as an accident. The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Monday that…

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Would you?

I was getting a dances from a youngish cutie a while back and she wanted me to "party"with her. White she had her hand stick shifting me she proceeded to tell me she recently went out for her birthday with…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - A bouncer was reportedly shot overnight at a West Valley strip club by a patron who was kicked out of the club. The shooting happened just before 1 a.m. on Monday at the Alaskan Bush Company in the area of…

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Possible Government Shutdown Over Trump's The Wall?

But I thought Mexico was going to pay for it?

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Defending her honor?

I was sitting with my CF last night when some dipshit a few seats away decides to reach over and snap the shoulder strap of her outfit. One second she's happy and we're setting up our OTC trip and…