Exciting new cure for constipation

Guess things got a little too out of hand at the raw bar section of the Chinese #9 Buffet.

Nothing a few green salads couldn't fix, buddy

WetWilly wins for most brilliant comment on the thread!

If this guy was American I'd say "yeah, right, you were trying to cure constipation" (eye roll!). Yes, live eel in the ass sounds like an ace constipation cure.

But in China I could believe that he thought it would cure constipation and that he wasn't doing it because he was an eel pervert.

Those chinks have some crazy folk remedies

Eat lots of grapefruit and get the grapefruit shits

I wonder if that bigot GammaNut is that fucking annoying IRL?

^ when they eat too many chackin fangers

Is that why some guys like anal sex?

The only girl who asked me to give her anal regularly, usually during her period, did say that she had a great shit later on. Insert cum as laxative joke here

I'm reminded of the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.