In Detroit the 2AMers don't need any help.

Gee. I was just there, hope it was Douchester giving up.

Those fucking strippers with their stripper shit could drive just about any guy crazy...

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Welp, it wasn't me. Guy must've been there a while because the valet guys are out there lightning fast as soon as car comes onto the lot. I feel for whatever the guy was going through and his family. A little unnerved that a 2am'er of sorts happened at my spot. I hope the girls are ok and that this doesn't attract too much more permanent attention from the boys in blue next door to it.

Parking lot was closed with yellow tape today. Not many patrons in the club.

Any suicide is tragic but this one occurred in a strip club parking lot-- I'd like to hear the back story.

That's one way of getting out of paying the valet fee.

Vince- Douchster shoot himself??? Crap it would be just like freaking Mike Meyers or Freddie Krueger, nothing that evil stays dead...

I think the post tax-day date of the suicide was telling. It was probably a PL who owed some major back taxes and realized that the IRS was going to be taking his lap dance money and his retirement from here on out....

If it was Douchester, he should have put a silver stake through it's heart, well, if it had a heart, that is. LMAO.

His CF must have gotten harpooned. A terminal case of blueballs.

I have avoided the Landing strip since they instituted the mandatory valet fee. Obviously the fee doesn't get you much protection for your car or anything else. What a miserable way to kill yourself.

He probably got turned down for extras.

His wife is questioning that it's a suicide.

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