Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903

Disappointing

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samella2
Apr 22, 2017, 8:48 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I hadn't been here in many months, but visited here on Patriot's Day in New England (day of Boston Marathon) as I had the day off. No cover but the girl at the bar came by to ask me what I'd drink. I ordered a beer and watched the girl on stage dancing, mid 30s latina with some oddly shaped bolt-ons. Next girl was a cute, pasty white girl with natural B cups, a yound coed type, but not my type. Looked across the club and saw a true BBW. I had never seen a girl this large in what was supposed to be a high-end gentleman's club pretty much EVER, and that covers about 15 years of strip clubbing. NOT GOOD so far. Took a stroll around the club and saw a couple of girls with decent bodies but butterfaces. Were all the hotties at the Marathon? I have no idea, but if this is what a typical afternoon is at this club, I'll pass. Sat next to stage and watched CNBC on the big screen while I finished my beer. When the best thing that happens to me at a club is seeing one of my stocks up 1.5%, you KNOW it was a boring day. Not sure I will be back if this day was anywhere near representative of the talent. Total damage: $6 ($4 for beer, $2 in tips)

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