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The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Packed

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So from…

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Hiliter free dance promotion! Would you go or stay away?

Not sure if anyone has ever attended a club promotion by celebrating free lap dances, but I’ve found in the past going to Hiliter. I see they’re doing it again today and avoided the club specifically for that reason. The girls…

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Published another review and my VIP date went down a day

I'm posting for a club I already received VIP time for so I'm not asking for another month, but my last day of VIP was reduced by a day from December 13th to December 12th.

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL still can be fun

Had just left another club and decided to stop in for round two. Place was packed. It was hard to find a place to sit. Had a girl give up her seat along the wall…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

I got banned

Arrived at the parking lot around 9:30PM and there was about 12 or 13 cars in the lot which is higher than what I normally saw on my previous Sunday visits, but it might have…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar44 for more sweetness

Decided to stop in on a Friday. It was very dark inside like always. They were fairly busy. Must have been about 10-15 guys scattered around the club. A couple of guys at the bar…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Friendly atmosphere, good mileage if you're friendly

Rolled in at about 1:30 before my flight out (they open at noon) and was immediately approached by a girl. There were only 3 or so working, since it was super early, but she didn't…

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Post pics of your favorite type of stripper outfit

I am curious. I know there was some discussion about bikini or lingerie a while ago. I want some visuals on what you PL's LOVE as far as outfits go.

Kongo Klub

Mitchell, South Dakota

Kongo Club is OK, but don’t go out of your way to visit

I visited the Kongo Club in late September. It is easy to find, located north of Mitchell on Hwy37 on the west side of the highway between Lake Mitchell and the Mitchell Airport. September is a…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Back in the saddle

I have not been to a club in seven years. I had a buddy beg me to join him so I went to blow off some steam. The place had a VIP section upstairs that…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Return after a long hiatus

It has been a long time since I visited one of the local strip clubs. I had some extra time on my hands so I figured why not. In the past I have good…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Day Trip

I decided to take a day and visit a couple of clubs in the Queen City, beginning with L&L South. I arrived around 1:30 and was buzzed in by the bartender, no cover.…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Nice Club, So-So Dancers

Had the opportunity to visit the Creekside. It's a bit out of my way, so I rarely come here. It's a really nice club compared to anything outside of the city. I remember being here…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Afternoon Delight

As previously mentioned, Club 390 is located in an industrial area of Chicago Heights, with a Free Huge Parking Lot that appears to be safe for your entry/departure and no obvious trolls to hit you…

Will miss this place

Really sad this place shut down. So many hot girls and such a chill atmosphere. The venue was super big and there was a ton of girls. Really friendly. But the last few times I…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Air dance season is upon Us

The rumors are true. There was a crazy down and air dances are standard protocol now. A I tipped a gal on stage and see swung by my table when she got done. I was…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Good choice

Have been into Ricks a couple times this past month. I find the seating, interactions, and performances way better than most of the clubs in town. I also like that in general, the…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Chillin wit a Feelin

It has been said more than once. Find a "dive bar' that you like and become a regular patron. From the moment you walk in the door, you get the sense that this joint…

Fantasy Shots

San Diego, California

2 girls, private dances, whatever you want

Got there around 1 am and two girls came out to the waiting area One small blonde and a Mexican who spoke little to no English The Mexican had amazing tits and a great body so…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Different than Miami clubs

Dean’s Gold is a pretty good drive from South Beach, but it’s been worth my time in the two visits that I’ve made. It’s not nearly as glitzy or flashy as the other Miami area…

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TUSCL FFB League Update

Ya, I'm gonna take home the trophey.. But curious who still actively trying to win?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A little Man's dream come true

Well after hesitating for a few hours and feeling bored in SD i said "what the fluck" Just like Joel in Risky Business. I followed the directions left by many members (much thanks).…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Day Trip 2

My second stop of the day was at the Gold Club. My last visit here there was one dancer working so imagine my surprise upon entering to see 8-10 dancers. In another reversal,…

Haven Place Go-Go Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Laid back club for Baltimore

I stopped in late on a Sunday, I was surprised they were even open. There were around 4 customers, so there were plenty of empty seats at the bar. I grabbed a beer and went…

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Love SS--not

So, the Friday prior to Thanksgiving I am in a club and the day shift dancer is giving me all the right signals to do a room. Dirty talk at the table, lots of hand roaming for both of us,…

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BlackFishing

Apparently is a new term for pretending to be black. Instagram model being grilled for BlackFishing: https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Style/video/instagram-influencer-accused-black-followers-59465241

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I thought the clubs were supposed to be crowded now with strippers needing xmas

So Where are they? And where are the customers too? I went to Follies Tuesday and today and they were so dead both days that I left early. I heard from one favorite that yesterday was the same. Girls barely making…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still the best strip club in the Southeast

This review is for last Tuesday before Thanksgiving. I was passing through ATL again and had to stop by Follies to relax for a few hours. Arrived around 4. There was noticeably less people than…

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Bella Thorne's new stripper anthem

and fap material https://www.instagram.com/p/BqvJZ7CF4V6/

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OU's quarterback lives close to my home and asked my brother for my number but I

Ok

Politics

Trump is bad....I hate Trump......we need honest change in DC......so lets bring

https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/11/28/18116056/nancy-pelosi-speaker-election-critics "meet the old boss same as the old boss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q And for those that bought the BS.....Guess what? You are the rock on the cover of Who's Next

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Why are you paying $10/dance when the cost is $5?

Why are you paying $10/dance when the cost is $5?

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

My new favorite

I travel through Hartford a couple times a month. Another club, closer to MA had been my favorite, but the last few times I was unsatisfied with the looks of the dancers and the…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Day shift

Stopped in for day shift last week. The surprise of the day was Carrie from the Detroit dives was working. Yes, ditzy, huge fake knockers Carrie. My ATF latched on immediately so didn’t get to…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Didn't disappoint

I showed up around 6pm on Monday (I parked on the street right across from the club). There was a light rain falling so the usual security detail/hangers-on was not outside. I approached the door…

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Do you care how they spend your money

A comment Papi made in another thread made me think about this. I've heard complaints like this before, with guys expressing regret when they hear about strippers spending their money to support loser BFs or on other foolish…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

When I was there last week the $25 dances were

When I was there last week the $25 dances were basically monitored But the 15 minute private room completely private, you are given the rules by the manager before you go in no prostitution etc then as DD the curtain…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Hi everyone! My name is McKenzie and I’m a dancer

Hi everyone! My name is McKenzie and I’m a dancer at PW Columbia. I know you guys have been complaining about dance prices mostly looking through the comments and reviews. I’ve been having a hard time charging the prices they…

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Club Drug Dealer

One of my local clubs now has a drug dealer who is more or less a permanent fixture. He is also the most popular guy in the club, even though he of course spends no money. It's a…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Fun visit

(This is a late review; may have got some minor details messed.) $21 to get in. Moderately busy. Classy, moderate size. Doesn't serve alcohol 'cause it's a nude club. If alcohol is your thing, get…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Done

Long after most PLs had given up on this club, I was still showing my support and trying to look on the bright side. Sure, this wasn't the place to find the highest quality of…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Nice Time

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday at about midnight. I was staying at a hotel near the airport and this club wasn't far away. I parked in the…

Baron's Gentlemen's Club

Sparta, Wisconsin

Ugh

I travelled to Four Corners on a recent business trip and stopped at the club in the late evening. I'll be honest that I'm not sure of the name of the club I visited since…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Decent time down in Tacoma

So Deja Vu Showgirls in Tacoma was my third ever strip club experience. The next will be with my wife in Vegas and it'll be her first ever experience. I'm here on tuscl looking into…

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Pussy smells

You like it strong or light ? Had a few girls last night on stage do some twerking really close to my face then they do the ass rub against my chest and i could smell how strong a few ladies…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Another great visit

Whenever I'm in the Stamford area this is a must stop. This afternoon there were 4 girls working and 2 were good looking the other 2 not so much. One girl comes over and gives…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Back after some time away

I have avoided Night Trips for a while now because the experience was too formal (for lack of a better word), lappers seemed almost scripted and clinical. Tonight I was pleasantly surprised by a change…

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Two rappers fatally shot outside west Houston strip club

Is it a crime to shoot rappers? https://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Two-men-found-dead-in-car-in-west-Houston-13424248.php

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A "Businesslike" Experience

I've reviewed this place often, I think it's hands down the best club in Southern CA. Nice facilities, well run, great vibe, good music volume and EQ, and, most importantly, an abundance of fun-loving beautiful…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

PSE (Paradise Stripper Experience)

I've visited Paradise a few times and I usually have a good to sometimes great time. The roster is usually on the chubbier side(5s at best) but occasionally there will be a 7 or…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Don’t Bash Cheeks

I’ve been a long time visitor to Cheeks - probably 15 years. It has had ups and downs but have had many good times with significant extras there Everyone is crying about…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Nice Time

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday at about midnight. I was staying at a hotel near the airport and this club wasn't far away. I parked in the…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Great place if you're in it for the lap dances

I've been to Showcase a few times now. You definitely aren't going to get the nice club feel as other places, but if you're in it for the lap dances- this is the place. Since…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wish I had arrived earlier

I got to this club at about 2 am on a Wednesday night a couple of weeks ago. I had gone to another club first and spent about 90 minutes there. When I…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday Evening Excursion

Made it to the club right around 7:00 and I didn't have to pay any cover charge. there were only like around eight or so customers and maybe like around 6 dancers . there…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Tuesday in The House

I stopped in to FLB yesterday afternoon, as I was in the neighborhood. There is no cover at FLB until 7:00 PM. The club was outfitted with their customary Christmas adornments and their decorative effort…

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What is a stripper's best pole trick?

Q. What is a stripper's best pole trick? A. Swallowing it.

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Stage side negative comments by Strippers

Usually I'm treated well but with enough volume you see the ugly side of things It was a slow night and i was visiting to just have a few drinks and tip for the warmth of some soft breast to help…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Great Women, Small Place

First time at PaperMoon. I was greeted by the staff when entering. Patted down, for safety. Went in and sat at the bar, got a Corona $11. Seems like it would be wise to run…

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Slow night grind and how most strippers don't understand how to play it

Imagine an average size club on a slow Monday through Wednesday evening or night. Energy from the club as a whole is low and slow. Most the girls don't desire to be present with obvious reasons due to the nature…

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Bedtime

If you’re a day-shift type of PL, what time do you normally go to sleep? If you’re a night-shift type of PL, do you go home before the club closes, or do you stay to shut it down?

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goddamn, i might actually have to fucking wife dis hoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdDN3N1nUPk dat's a pussy pint, i chug fifths, but still, dis hoe is impressive yo.

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

They scan your ids

This is the local club that I go to every few months when I drive by. They have a stream of solid Russian girls that come and go ie there’s fresh talent frequently.…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Neighborhood vibe

It’s in LIC, site of the upcoming Amazon HQ2.5. Earlier in the year, they were busted by the cops. So now they have a warning at the front desk about “undercover cops”. Anyway, girls are mainly…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

First timmer

This was my first time hear. Usually go to providence or marios. Building is very small and parking lot is ruff. When you walk in it is very dark (many the darkest club I’ve been…

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Holiday Tips to ATF?

Lets debate something productive. Do any of you guys tip your ATF a little extra around christmas time? I have one who has done such a good job this year Im inclined to lol

New York New York Cabaret

Franklin, Ohio

Only worth it on Mondays

After much cajoling by my SC buddies I finally made it to the infamous NYNY in Franklin, OH. I've been a longtime lurker at Cheeks which is about 15 minutes north of NYNY.…

Magic Touch Massage

Franklinton, North Carolina

You Get What You Get

I have been here before, albeit sporadically. This last time, I went on a Saturday afternoon. The facility is off of a highway, with a not-so-subtle billboard advertising it's 'all-girl staff.' How it is…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Maybe the end.

Stopped in this PM. The good news was that there were at least four girls I would have considered getting dances from , two blondes and two brunettes. The brunettes were Khalesia (?), and one…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon OGD stop

Had to take a trip back go Akron for work and decided to stop in at the OGD for some afternoon fun. Beer is cheap at $3 and cold. Mixed drinks are around 5 but…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

A Monday like the Old Days

Finally went back to the Ritz and it was like the good old days at the Ritz. The DJ was somebody who wasn't DJ Allure. Thank god. The cover was now 15…

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New Bob Probert Documentary/Landing Strip Memories

So, I just saw the new trailer for the Bob Probert Documentary coming out in 2019... hockey fan or not he was a very scary dude. The trailer is already off the hook. Coke, booze and whores galore! I was…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

It’s a go on club with no extras

This is my second trip to PHL. Since there is no no cover and a one drink minimum it is pretty reasonable and mostly I see the regulars with over age . The problem with…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Another Birthday Bash

Here's a quick summary: I loved my night! The club was a bit empty, but still had a lot of dancers (I went on Black Friday). The VIP area is very private and comfy. Definitely…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Hott at 22

I’ve been to this place plenty of times, but finally decided to follow there social media and get free entry. The place is BYOB so I came prepared. Place was pretty packed so I had…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

It served its purpose.

Traveling for business and I went here since I was staying in the Westshore area and I was wanting some Latina flavor. Saw several cars in the parking lot and I was like cool, a…

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What's up with all this yoyoing with the stock market ?

Just the market being the market - or is there some rhyme-or-reason?

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Ehh

This place is downtown which tends to be a busy part of town, but always seems to be dead. Perhaps because of the strict no touching rule here? I guess it's hard to compete with…

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This bro thought I was a bouncer

Bros, last night I was at the club and I was on my way to a VIP room with a stripper. She told me to wait for her by the entrance to the VIP area while she uses the restroom.…

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Imperfect Women?

I think strip-clubbing, and internet porn, have essentially "ruined" most women for me. I view non-ideal body-types as something "wrong" or "maladaptive" about any female I meet in the civilian world. In fact, I sometimes have that attitude toward strippers…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Return trip to Fancy's.

Fancy's is the only club in Valley Brook with a day shift. The nearest competition in Valley Brook, which is about a quarter mile away (Lil' Darlings), has absolutely no day shift business. This time…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

YMMV

Stopped in after over a year to see if there were any changes. The cubicles on the right now have a shear curtain that is closed upon renting for $250 per hhr plus tip…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Disapointing Recently

Back when this place had other ownership, they had some real talent on afternoons and the vibe was very slow so you got great attention and mileage. Now that is not the case. Parking is…

Medusas Playhouse

West Babylon, New York

Asian GB

I walked into this place and saw that they had an event called "Asian GB" in their back room. I inquired about the event and paid my $80 entry fee. When I entered the…

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Gym apps ?

Getting back into bodybuilding any gym rates on the site willing to share your favorite applications from Google ?

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Nudes as collateral for micro loans?

https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/kzv38w/millennials-in-china-are-using-nudes-to-secure-loans?utm_source=vicefbanz&utm_campaign=global&fbclid=IwAR15QH8AGKk8FFzg8RPpDxz8umlg9snfPU3kQLDr_u5VhFTqs2sbZP7Ldm0 LMAO Maybe I should take out a loan for the maximum amount possible. I’ll watermark my nudes, and when it gets outed due to nonpayment, it will be free advertising.

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Better than first impression.

I went in with a friend fairly early. It was probably between 7:00 and 8:00. It seemed more run down and smaller than every other club I had been to, but the door…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Huge Club and Hot Ladies

Our Uber driver suggested that this was the best club to visit on a weekend night. We went with his suggestion and had a good time. Huge and classy club with a long hallway from…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

BEST PART IS THE BUILDUP

So, as any Long Islander can tell you, this area in West Babylon is near a cemetery and scattered amongst a strictly Industrial area. That helps because of the lack of prying eyes. All these…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Good mix of dancers, ok time

I took another visit to the King on Tuesday.. there was a good mix of newer dancers (Tsunami) and veteran dancers (Queenie). I love it when a dancer sits next to you and strokes your…

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@25: u wanna kick vanta off the board but apparently u dont have problem with pp

Twnety five is a hypocrite .

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Having great sex is really being alive. Alive like when taking in a huge deep br

Title says it all.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Favorite strip club in RI

Great club, and the day shift has some surprising talent. Women rarely come up and hard sell you, so if you want a dancer, you need to make the first move. Day shifts usually have…

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People Are Threatening to Report Sex Workers to the IRS in #ThotAudit

Douchebags online are threatening to report sex workers to IRS. This will drive our favorite strippers, models and party girls off social media. I have known some strippers who underreport their income (or don't report it at all). However,…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

FINALLY A GEM ON THE ISLAND

Ive been looking for somethign decent in Long Island for god knows how lonG and took a shot at GQ. Came in at 9pm. Parking is easy on the street in front or a lot…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

picked the wrong day

Rio was semi slow this day, 6 dancers, equal number sitting at the tables. Took a seat on the rail by the elevated bar. (not perv row, by the bar)... As you enter Rio, doorman, bouncer,…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Strippers & Hot tubs = WINNER!

So, long time strip clubber, first time reviewer here...This is one of the best clubs in Lexington. I'm in town once every 6 months for the Keeneland races & this is always one of…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great time with Venezuelan dancer

I stopped in for a visit during the afternoon shift to check out the shift. My wife and I tried out the Lodge and Bucks Dallas over the past couple weeks and were not…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I’m back in SD. Review to follow. 60 seconds at

I’m back in SD. Review to follow. 60 seconds at customs to get back into USA. Met up with MrWonderful !

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Is it worth going on a Friday night at around

Is it worth going on a Friday night at around 7:30pm? Can I self park. At pep. Boys at that time? Any comparable clubs in the area where I can avoid the rush?

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What do you call potatos shaped like penises

Dick taters

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Post Game

Decided to head to Paradise on the way home after a Rams game and had a typical good time. Got in the club a little after 8 and watched the stage for a bit. Most…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Halloween was a dud in the night

Came by my new favorite place to go to when I visit Harrisburg looking forward to something awesome since it was Halloween. Most places that I've been to try to do something outstanding during the…

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Strip Club Fight Club

I was out at a strip club Saturday night when the DJ and a regular (the type of guy who came in every night and drank like 12 beers at the bar) got into a shouting match. The DJ attacked…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Finally tried the Thursday special

I finally visited on a Thursday. I arrived at around 9:30pm and there weren't any parking spots. I noticed people walking over from the strip mall to the east. I parked there as well, despite…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Good Ole Den

Went in on a Friday afternoon, had not been there in a year or two. No physical changes, smallish bar area to left with a big stage area in the middle. Lots of seats…

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Juice, found her for you

http://worldfamousseventhveil.com/roll-call/ Say hi to Bambi

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Low expectations

Stopped by last weds eve around 10. There were 3 girls working. 1 AA ( great ass, fake tits, ok face, very nice smile, overall 7), 1 Hispanic (great ass and natural…

Lipstixx

Tampa, Florida

odd

I went here on a Saturday afternoon. Parking lot was pretty empty and there was a sign saying adult book store on building along with saying Lipstixx. I drove around the building making sure…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

There’s just something about this place

Other’s have said it and I have to agree. This place just has a great relaxed atmosphere. Everyone from the dancers to the bouncers are very easy going. True your not going to get a…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

KEEP ON GOING AND LOCK YOUR CARhat a wh

Went here a few weeks ago as Jen's was closed for remodeling. This place, I think is owned by the same person. What a hole. Walked in the front door and saw…

La Malquerida

Tijuana, Baja California

Third Time Is Not Necessarily The Charm

A follow up review to my follow up review. If you are reading this and determining whether to approve this review or not, I want to point out that I already submitted two reviews for…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Busy but worth it

Came on a late Friday night around midnight and the place was packed with both lame asses who just sit and watch and dancers. Overall the dancers were pretty hot (7-10 depending on if you…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Late night visit

Good thing about Cab on weekends is they are open till 3. I do miss the afternoon action the place used to provide but now it seems they don't open till after 6 pm. Strip…

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A strip tease: Army tells recruiters to stay away from erotic dance clubs

You can die in Afghanistan but you can't party in strip clubs. https://www.armytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/11/27/a-strip-tease-army-tells-recruiters-to-stay-away-from-erotic-dance-clubs/

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great Dancers, Great Fun, Happy Wife!

I went to Sapphire with my wife and we had a great time we went back three times in the same weekend! We got the free limo (tipped the driver $10) and got reduced entry…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

One of my better visits

I'm usually picky when it comes to the girls I choose to go to the VIP with and normally I only find about 1 or 2 girls that catch my eye, but this time there…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

Slim, young, natural bodies.

Stepped into Bar Gold Palace for the first time on a Friday night well after midnight. Having read previous reviews I was expecting a sonic assault on the ears. Instead, I was pleasantly surprised that…

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Why do little girls whine?

Q Why do little girls whine? A They're practicing to be strippers.

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Best dayshifts in atl

I'll be stopping by atl for a day next week and wanted to go on a few hr clubbing adventure. Which clubs should I make sure I go to to get the most mileage? I know follies will be the…

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A nice place for fun of the non-sexual variety.

Dropped into La Gloria Bar on a Friday night after midnight. This place kind of confused me. There are robes, a stripper pole, and ficha drinks, but I did not see one person take a…

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I’m tired of being nice!

Hey 25 (and others like you) - what’s the difference between a joke and two cocks up the ass? You can’t take a joke...

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

an OK place ... but thats it ... not SC experiment no extras

I read all the previous reviews and decided to give it shot. I have to agree with some of the reviewers that this place is nothing special. There were probably 10 girls working there, most of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First Visit - No Action Whatsoever

Arrived on a Wednesday night early November around 9 or 9:30 pm. Got a beer at the bar and started shopping. Was not impressed with the initial view of the talent but I know how…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Day Shift Was Amazing

It was a Monday evening (still technically the day shift) when I went this last time. It had been a minute since I’ve been back to this club, since I’ve been spending more time in…

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Follow up on Houston 2 AMer. Houston rappers Ghost and Kenny Lou fatally shot.

Go here for story, photos & video: https://abc13.com/houston-rappers-ghost-and-kenny-lou-shot-outside-club-onyx/4771507/

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Not a bad way to spend an evening.

I was in MTM's recently, and I have to say, it's probably my favorite of these places in Knoxville. I know, the girls don't get naked. There are times that I definitely miss that. However,…

Dreams

Tampa, Florida

Comfortable Place

First time in Dreams, was in the area Thursday afternoon a couple weeks ago. Place looks small from outside. In fact I drove past without noticing it the first time. As I circled back…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Amateur Night

I'll start with costs: Weekdays $15 unless it is amateur night, then it's $20 to get in. Private dances are $25, $40 or $50 depending on the type of dance. Weekends, and…

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Army tells recruiters to stay away from erotic dance clubs

What is the world coming to? https://www.armytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2018/11/27/a-strip-tease-army-tells-recruiters-to-stay-away-from-erotic-dance-clubs/

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KICK VANTA BLACK OFF THE BOARD

Nazi scum check his avatar if you don't believe it

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Has a threesome LD ever been worth it?

Im normally a one girl guy when it comes to the LD room, but in the past month Ive been accosted twice by girls who asked if I want to bring back two at a time. Usually its because the…

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Pregnant glow

Pregnant women get extra cute and sexy but for obvious reasons most are not available during this time. But I just found out someone kept a lot of her healthy pregnancy fats and is dancing again after giving birth very

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

New Changes Mean Higher Prices

I was told that Oddball Cabaret is under new management. As such it appears to have changed its prices and specials. Nude lap dances go by song or 10/15 minutes and range in…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Does anyone else think the Inner Room is . .

Does anyone else think the Inner Room is . . . continuing to slide in terms of dancer quality? Maybe I am missing something (are they busy dancing for cuties?!), but I just don't see the numbers of hot girls there…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn Always Delivers

While not perfect, Synn in City of Industry is my go-to place. The quality of dancers, regular promotions, and high mileage make it hard to beat. The Pros: 1. Great selection of dancers. In most busy…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Never disappointed

I decided to make a quick stop on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I was curious to see how many girls would be there early afternoon. There were at least 8-9 and at least 2 were…

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How much should I offer for this fetish?

So I was at my favorite club, getting a dance from this girl. She has such incredibly smooth and pale skin. Except I noticed some scars on her thighs. They looked like fresh. I asked her about it, and she…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Whatever happened to the one black girl that walked with

Whatever happened to the one black girl that walked with a crutch and used to be a body builder.

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I Guess a Typical Monday Afternoon

I was in Harrisburg again for business so decided to stop in around 1:30 on a Monday afternoon. Mondays have been typically slow here on previous visits, but I always like to give the…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Uhh... This place sucks.

I keep giving this place a chance, based on reviews, but I have the worst luck at this place out of all the Phoenix clubs. I've had way more fun at Dirty's, way more often.…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Place has tightened up

I've always liked the place. New day time bartender keeps girls on more of a leash. Nice lady, but not bribable. Girls are anywhere from decent to borderline gross. But…

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So, do I

Tell people the truth that I broke my ankle on some ice or instead say that when a 20th old stripper with braces was giving me head she jerked some pubes and I hopped up and broke my ankle?

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Always young pretty girls here

In Spokane on a business trip. I stopped at Deja Vu Spokane at 2:00 and, guess what, no girls there yet. She offered me free entry if I’d be willing to wait 30 minutes. Ha,…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

The only hot dancer was spoken for

I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and was greeted by a moderately friendly bartender who served up a brew (thank you). There were three dancers. One brunette who looked like she had been dancing…

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What is 6 inches Long, Has a Head on it, Men usually keep in their pants, and Wo

$20 bill

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Club 15

Visited Club 15 around 4:00pm on a Sunday. Walked in to about 5 dancers, this club has a good amount of hot younger girls and a lot less modified bodies then other clubs around but…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Scouting trip.

Arrived in the club about 4 pm last Tuesday. The place was very lively with about 12 customers and 9 or 10 girls. Much has been written about how small the place is, must be…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

surprisingly good

They say to go out of your comfprt zone so i did and since flash is no more i decided to go a little hood, you know what it was good. The girls are on…

Xcess Gentlemen's Club

Carteret, New Jersey

Not bad

Was there on a Saturday. Place was pretty well packed. At least 25 dancers. Some hot but most were latin females with big butts. Bring back the Russian dancers. Had a lap dance with a…

Mavericks

Sioux City, Iowa

Mav’s

Mavericks is a laid back environment, very diverse. Blue collar workers, argriculture, veterinarians,truckers,etc. Girls are friendly if you are friendly with them. Just find the right girl and I’m sure your night will go fine.…

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Disturbing or hilarious? You decide, bros

Bros, one time while I was babysitting SJG, I took him to a strip club. While we were there, I took a stripper to the back room and negotiated BBBJCIM for $100. I then got a crazy idea. I requested…

Lipstix

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Correction on information above. Dances are 25$. I've

Correction on information above. Dances are 25$. I've negotiated for cheaper, but paid same amount, just more dances. On days where bar opens at 2pm, girls are never there before 3, and are often late

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Today's Triviatoday.com answer to the question, "What island nation has banned

Answer: Iceland, arguably the most feminist country on Earth banned all strip clubs in 2010. The law states no business may profit from nudity of its employees. The Nordic state is the first country in the world to ban stripping…

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Remember when JohnSmith said he was leaving if founder did not find a moderator?

I think johnsmith secretly likes all of us trolls and missed us

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Should 7-11 put in drive throughs?

Every time I see a 7-11 boarded up I think this. I just saw another one today where some drove through the front of it. Lmao

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Anyone going Today ? I’m in San Diego and bored

Anyone going Today ? I’m in San Diego and bored ))

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She Seems

like a nice girl to me: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/wedding-photographer-arrested-after-having-sex-with-guest-urinating-on-a-tree-while-on-the-job Photos: https://pikdo.net/u/max_mcintyre/1465674303

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Body Type within Reviews

I really wish there was a section on the review where you can add or describe the body types of most of the dancers. A lot of you guys put the demographics, which I love, I just would love to…

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Is herpes safe these days ?

I'm getting to know a beutiful civilian but she has the herpes Is it possible to enjoy love making with her without getting it ? Or is this just a dumb idea and i should run for the hills ?

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Tijuana border crossing

Anyone been to Tijuana in the last few days? How was the situation crossing the border to and from? I want to go to the Hong Kong soon, and would probably try to hit it up in the early evening…

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Whorema$!

Anyone else getting the seasonal barrage of otc texts/offers? I got my first one last night from an old favorite saying she was “horny” and when could we meet. Then my second and third this morning one from a girl…

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ATF asking me to meet at a place

My ATF asking me to meet at private and discreet place which is shared by her friend. I am hesitating to meet since it is my first time. Any suggestions please.

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- Two men were found shot to death inside a Mercedes-Benz in the back parking lot of a strip club in southwest Houston, police say. Police are at the scene of Club Onyx in the 3100 block of…

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An Oklahoma town wanted a strip club with sex and drugs gone. It spent $1.4 mill

I would pay $1.4 million to get rid of the state of Oklahoma. https://www.tulsaworld.com/news/state/an-oklahoma-town-wanted-a-strip-club-with-sex-and/article_a8603e47-5a89-5e8e-a1cf-f7bbfc68b1db.html

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When does a stripper consider a man well-hung?

Q When does a stripper consider a man well-hung? A When she can't slip her finger in between his neck and the noose.

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Question 4 my Black Friends

If a fine ass white hoe was sucking the crome off the bumper of your car would you let that bitch call you the "N" word ? Was curious after seeing this in a porno

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Anybody know anything about Corinne? How is she?

Anybody know anything about Corinne? How is she?

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Just looking to have some fun here! I'm pretty new to dancing so far but am lovi

Ride me hard boys!!!!

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Advice needed for a dancer that has rejected me twice (She initiated)

I was not the one to pursue her. The first time, we made eye contact, she came over to me and sat in my lap, and we made small talk. She eventually got to her sales spiel and…

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Detroit club week is the best week of the (year, quarter, month, week). Prove m

I’ll have three nights in DTW starting tomorrow. I’ve been salivating since Sunday.

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Which midwest strip clubs like thick girls

Anywhere in the midwest that allow thick girls fo strip??

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The rick agenda

The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a hairless ape can do it.…

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Define random things in a sexual way

This should be funny and fun! For example... Train: Cylinder shaped object that fits perfectly into tunnels. Benjamin Franklin: A guy who liked to surprise his guests by bathing naked with French women! Eating: The act of enjoying putting delicious objects in your mouth. Shower…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Do they have thick girls here?

Do they have thick girls here?

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Is there a name for the tour that a stripper gives in order to sell you dances a

Typically they show you all the rooms, ending at one of the most expensive rooms. They invite you in to check it out, get you drunk on lust, and then ask for $1,000 because they thought that you agreed…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Alternative crossings, yes, there're 4, Otay Mesa is 30min away

Alternative crossings, yes, there're 4, Otay Mesa is 30min away from TJ.

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Strip club lights

It has already been said that the strip club lights hide some of the girls imperfections. The strip club lights also make the girls tanner than what they actually are. Recently I’ve hung out with three strippers outside the club, and…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Heading here soon. Any tips?

Heading here soon. Any tips?

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

The phone number listed here is incorrect. Their number is

The phone number listed here is incorrect. Their number is ‭(818) 893-5444‬

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New club, old location, no listing, can't add

So I've been trying to add a listing for Silk City Gentleman's Club in Paterson, NJ for a while, any ideas why it won't work? It is the newest incarnation of Slappy's and Blue Goose but is completely renovated and…

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Hi ppl..comment on this post if u want me to tell u where I would take u out on

For some of u: our date would consist of.me teaching u guys how to be respectful and not resort to immaturity and faulty logic in conversation ..however , if u fit In this category, I doubt u would comment on…

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The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w

This is carrying monkey business too far. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html

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Draft choices

Saw the post about draft choices and truly thought it was going to be about how to choose your next fave when in the club with your current fave. So for me, I'm constantly keeping my eye out for another dancer.…

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"Theft of services".

When it comes to strip-club etiquette, there are many rules that should not be breached lest ye get escorted from the premises. Some are so basic that they needn’t be spoken aloud, though; they’re inherently understood. This story is about the…

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High mileage recommendations for Santa Monica / LA?

I'll be going to Santa Monica later this week (Wed night / Thurs night) and am hoping to enjoy the local clubs while there. Where I'm from, the nearest good club is about 3 hours away... so I'm hoping to…

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Sexual Energy of a Club

Ever notice how at a club you can get sex at and a club that you can not has different sex vibes Enery is low to dead at clubs with no extras At the clubs wear its free to have its sky

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Draft choices being groomed to replace veterans

It happens quite often in sports. Teams draft players with potential with the expectation that they will eventually replace their current star veteran. Am I the only one that sees this happening on TUSCL? Replace "star" with "douche" or "creep" and we…

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What the most useless thing in a stripper's home?

Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home? A Her boyfriend.

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Is there a way to find the open/close status of the Mexican border?

I actually plan to go there soon and it's an 8 hour drive to get there. I want to be able to check to see if it's open or not.

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PaulDrake's Introductory Guide to Getting A Hair Transplant (in Tijuana)

So like many of us guys on here as I have gotten older I have noticed my hair getting thinner and thinner. I ended up getting a hair transplant in Tijuana recently and have some basic info on it others…

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Board without Trolls

What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ....add your favorite here

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Planning on heading to HK this Friday,anyone going to be

Planning on heading to HK this Friday,anyone going to be there and want to grab a beer?

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SMH @ guys who talk to other customers at strip clubs

Why do weirdos try to strike up conversations with me at strip clubs I'm obviously not here for you. Stop talking to me. One time I actually got approached by a weirdo asking if I wanted to play pool with him…

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Two questions re: a smelly pussy

First, let's say that you were pounding away and smelled an unpleasant odor wafting up from the pussy of this hot ass girl. Would you finish? Then, assuming that you saw the same hot ass girl, looking as good as ever,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Is Mexicali the closest alternative? I’m supposed to fly

Is Mexicali the closest alternative? I’m supposed to fly into San Diego in a couple weeks and it looks like I need a backup plan if the issues persist. On the other hand, I’d imagine the drop in gringo traffic…

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Message from a TJ ATF about the border

Received a message from a TJ ATF an hour ago saying not to come down to the border. Hopefully this issue will not last long. If you go to TJ, I suggest parking on the US side and walking across.…

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What was your first time experience like?

I recently went to this local one Friday night with my cousin and a couple of our buddies and this was my first time going so I didn’t know what to expect.. It was awhile until I was approached but…

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Are we allowed to go to Mexico as an American?

So between talks of border patrol, possible migrants stuck waiting at the Mexican border and Trump's threat to completely shut down the border (I've recently been getting all my info from 10/10 wins if anyone is familiar with that station),…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

They closed the TJ border today because of the rush

They closed the TJ border today because of the rush in. I can still cross at other borders like the one near me, Mexicali, then drive to TJ.