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Kappa Men's Club

Kappa, Illinois

Will be going regularly, but only for one gem of a dancer

Convenient self-parking, easy access from I-39. The lot is very good size, with room for 18 wheelers. But I don't think there is any street parking nearby, if the lot ever managed to get…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

I once went clubbing when there was a porn star.

I once went clubbing when there was a porn star. The rules of the club imposed for her and the cost were oppressive. Never again!

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Walked away happy.

I was here a few months ago and I thought I would share my experience. Went on a afternoon around 12-1, there were 3 or 4 dancers at the time. Dallas the blonde, which was…

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Meeting Blondebmbshell next week

Couldn't get together with her this week so meeting her next, she sent me a video of her greek skills which sealed the deal. PM for info late next week

Harley's Gentlemen's Club

Paw Paw, Michigan

Not much here

Stopped in last Friday night ti check it out. Only saw about 5 dancers and none that would make me stick around for awhile. Door guy asked me for my ID! I' frikking 62 years…

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posting while drunk...

went to costco oxnard yesterday afternoon to gas up my gas guzzler prius, walked into the store to eat some food samples and check out the booze section... and delightfully discovered that the christmas egg nog cocktail is available!!! it…

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Dancing with the stars dancers - so hot

Anyone else find the women pro dancers on this show incredibly hot? Current dancer Lindsay Arnold has a perfect little spinner body. Peta Murgatroyd isn't on this season, but she is definitely stroke-worthy

Show World

West Babylon, New York

First time at show world

Went after a day at the beach. Drove up and down the edison strip looking for a TS. Show world was the only club with one at the time. The TS dancers sit in a chair…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Same old stuff

Stopped by on a football Sunday around 6. Caught the end of football games as there weren’t any good looking girls that floated my boat. A few asked, but they were either too old or…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Monday night relax

I decided to go visit on a Monday night tonight. Walked in and there was a girl dancing. Not really my type so I sat and watched from a distance. Couple girls…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Got the usual PO experience

I stopped in at about 4 PM last Thursday afternoon. There were 6-8 dancers working, all WOC as usual) and probably 10-13 customers. There were a few "big girls" working. Not my…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Miss

Like all the clubs in the area.....they are hit or miss. My last few visits have been big misses or barely finding anything worth my time or willingness to attempt a lap dance with.…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Seen a Lot Worse

First things first, the people who post reviews on TUSCL need to get a grip on themselves. This club is nowhere near as bad as people would have readers believe. Some of the reviews this…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Every DV has its Day?

$20 entry fee at 1:30-ish am on a Sunday. I almost walked away, but figured what the hey and paid it. Nice mileage for $1s and $2s stageside full nude. This place had several hot…

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Boji Nites Gentlemens Club

Anyone know anything about the place.

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Ehh

DC rules are no touching, so I didn’t expect much. Main club is a long bar with two poles going behind it. Girls troll the bar for tips after sets. Bartenders are pretty hot but…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

Raised prices

Been coming here for a couple years and it seems like they raised their prices. Wed is back to normal lap dance prices, $20 and tuesdays raised from $10 to $15. Definitely makes a differences…

Babe's Gentleman's Club

Nolanville, Texas

Slow Rolling

I arrived 30 minutes after they opened; paid the cover charge, which was reasonable. I went in to find myself the only occupant with no one even performing; the manager gave me free drinks because…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Always reliable

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon a few weeks ago. Paid the dude of front my $10 and headed back in. About 5 girls working. Was hoping to get melody for a few LDs but…

The Mint

Greensboro, North Carolina

It was ok while it lasted

I went in on a Wednesday there were about 8-10 girls there n a few more came in later but most where sitting by the bar or outside smoking there was just me n…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

A Familiar Face

This particular night I came in there were quite a few ladies working. I wanted to try something new. Many of the ladies that were there I had already gotten VIPs from. I had…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

A Familiar Face

This particular night I came in there were quite a few ladies working. I wanted to try something new. Many of the ladies that were there I had already gotten VIPs from. I had…

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What do you call a stripper with one black eye?

Q. What do you call a stripper with one black eye? A. A quick learner. Q . What do you call a stripper with no black eyes? A. A good cocksucker. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Funtime at with a PRO

I’m in St. Louis several times a year for meetings at EJ. After dinner, I decided to go to either Brooklyn or WP. Police had pulled someone over at my Brooklyn exit so I…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Another good time at the Pony

Given its proximity to the Miami airport, I’m making a habit of stopping here before picking someone up. Once again I had a little time to kill and figured a beer and some sight seeing…

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Wuxia/Xianxia

It’s fun stuff. For those that don’t know (most of the board I’m guessing) it’s Chinese martial arts novels/tv shows. I wouldn’t think anyone would care about it, but Trapbapy303 was posting snippets from a novel. I haven’t read any of…

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What's the score?

Is this a work in progress? Every club has a score shown and they range from zero to 9.7 for the Goldrush Showbar in Atlanta. That is the highest score that I have been able to find and the reviews…

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Venus grand opening!

Finally my favorite club ever is re opening and completing remodeled! Join us this weekend. I'll have a steady schedule going after monday!! breezy (;<33

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My ho is psycho

I just be trying to increase my drug hustle. I need to sneak in the good shit to the nursing home so flagooner can finally get high and be happy. But this one ho (who is NOT my trap queen) keeps…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Quick review from a Follies dancer

Brief info on me real quick: Mid-Shift/ Night Shift dancer with about 4 years of working here.. My point of view: Club vibe: Initially it is a very dark club with pretty loud music but you…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

A visit overdue

So was visiting IR almost after 1 year, and was hoping it will be okay, the reviews during that time suggested the same( mid august ). Went on a given tuesday to celebrate my friends…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great selection

Lots of pretty girls of all shapes and sizes. I saw about 30 during the parade thing they do around midnight. Good mix of ethnicities as well. The place wasn’t very crowded on a weeknight…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Still trying to figure the place out

When I pulled in I figured that the place was packed with guys given all the cars in the lot, but not as much as I thought. More customers came in as the evening…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Demi is the worth the $!

Was here on business, nothing to do at about 3:00 PM. Stopped in to catch the second baseball game (game 163 of the season), and see what the place was like. Met a…

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trappybaby

if ya not gonna twerk on ma dick or rail lines with me, then why ya still here?

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Leaked video of TrapBaby304?

Trapbaby304 slipped and sent me a video of himself on xvideos. Nice blue shirt trapbaby. https://www.xvideos.com/video21233371/making_husband_suck_cock

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Best give Sunday early evening a miss ..

Having some free time mid Sunday PM, I thought to check out the Hustler Club: it's well located, a couple o blocks from the big riverside casinos. It is a large club, with two…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Decent visit

I’m going to review couple of afternoon visits that I made to Hip Hugger over the last month. I got there before 6 pm so there is no cover charge, otherwise you will have to…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Still a great club

My brother and I spent 4 days in Kokomo and went to the Hip-hugger 3 of them. No cover in the afternoon, $5 in the evening. Plenty of well lit parking. Inside has…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Downward Spiral

It has been a while. This used to be my territory, then I was moved to the South. But I was back for a meeting and decided to hit up an old standby and man,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Decent, though getting very expensive

Admissions is still $10, plus $5 for "small" soda or $10 for "large" (unlimited refills). Someone mentioned they started charging sugar tax ($1), but I wasn't charged that on a small diet coke I ordered.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Baby 'Delivered'

I went to this club as a newbie, not been to many clubs before in my life. There were some guys from work in town with me for business and they sent the newbie to…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

That Shit Was Quick!

Was in Miami on business and wanted to make sure that I didn't leave without getting in some tourism of the local clubs. As it was late and I needed to get up early, I…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

First Stop, Last Stop

I stopped into Venom recently as I was passing through Tucson. I had read reviews on here and a few other places and it seemed like a decent spot to stop in and have…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Early Saturday

This is my go to club in Orange County. I decided To come in around 8pm before the bigger crowd came in. The cover is 20$ (10 for entry, and 10 for drinks) you pay…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I dont see what the big deal is

Decided to try out this place after reading a few reviews on tuscl. Was visiting SD and didnt want to go to TJ, so I said, what the hell. Got there around 6pm and after sitting down…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Steeler Sunday Night

Had to work the weekend again, so after work Sunday night decided to stop in to Cheerleaders. Not a lot of cars in the paring lot just before midnight so thought that it would…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Finally a return to its glory days!

Was pleasantly surprised with some new talent when I stopped in the Den last Wednesday. One new girl was incredibly beautiful and had everyone vying for her attention. Another young lady, about 23…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Hottest Girls of any local club

The girls here tend to be really hot. Great bodies. I only go every few weeks or months. Smoking is on the back patio, so if you don’t smoke like me and DON’T want to…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

fuegos is not what it used to be but gets the job done

hey fam, back again with the fuegos review, went Saturday night when i had a little too much liquor in my system. Paid 22 to get in and then had 15 dollar lap dances. i…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I just don’t get it

Not everyone likes Chicas Locas but a few people do. That anyone likes Chicas Locas is the part that I just don’t get. I keep coming back once every month or two because I keep…

Uncle Paulie's Bar

Glen Ellyn, Illinois

Afternoon Uncle Paulie's not as good as Afternoon Manheim options

Biker bar. Don't display your colors when you enter. Drinks were very affordable under $3 specials and mixed drinks around 5 something but very basic, decent selection of booze considering the overall situation. I've…

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Motherfuckers kept honking while I'm eating fried chicken in my car

My headlights weren't on and I don't think it was that obvious I was idling the car to avoid the fucking 90ish humid weather. I was trying to god damn fucking eat my Publix fried chicken in peace :( (Juice might…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It can be Paradisr

An opportunity to watch Sunday Night Football for $5 (cost of one non-alcoholic beverage) and the chance too see some ladies work the pole led me to Paradise Gentleman's Club in the City of Industry. The…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Think of it as a bar and it’s fun

As y’all know, DC doesn’t allow any contact. If you come looking for that, you’ll be disappointed. But, you should approach this place as a relatively classy bar. With beautiful dancers. If you do that,…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Watch out for the hustle

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night. A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Against My Better Judgement

I keep coming back to this place against my better judgement. I have been coming here through out the summer at least once a week and I havent seen any new faces. The A team…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointing

I used to be a regular at bliss a few years ago. It was run down then with its fair share of smoke and mirror money shenanigans but anyone with half a brain who understands…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Pleasntly surprised

I visited this club for the first time last week. After reading several negative reviews on Facebook I was a little apprehensive as to what to expect. I got there around 7pm and…

Sunset Strip

London, England

Relaxed evening in fun company

Sunset Strip is on a busy road in the heart of Soho. Open front with a clear view of the bar, the scantily clad ladies and the punters, which can be a bit disconcerting if…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

A night with Yansari

I got up this club every couple of months. Things are hit or miss here. Some nights there are serious hotties, other nights just one or two and some larger girls. On Tuesday, Wednesday or…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

First time

I had never been to Subis so I didn't know what to expect. I had an idea that it was going to be a dive but to my surprise I wasn't. The place itself…

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Some Interesting Review Statistics

A year ago, I posted a discussion about clubs with 1,000+ reviews. Since then, I’ve been keeping track of a list of the 100 most reviewd clubs on TUSCL. I update my list once a week. For those who are…

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TITTYFAG MADE A FAKE TRAPBABY PROFILE AND PUT 303 ON IT!

THAT TROLL STOLE MY PIC AND IS DOING THE SAME THING THE TITTYFAG TROLL DOES!!!!!! THE BLOCK TEXT AND SHIT

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Lots to see, relaxed management

I hadn't been to Candy Store at night in a long time, so went to check it out with some friends. Way more dancers than I remember, and a really really good representation ..…

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One Man Troll Invasion

TrapBaby304 has hijacked just about every thread in the past week with her ludicrous comments. It was entertaining at first, but now it has become slightly irritating. How do we defeat the troll?

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

First visit

Considering I've been going to Bay Area clubs for several decades, I was mildly surprised that this was my first visit to DD. The place is clean, well set up and quite busy at…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

1st time

I got off work and had a little time to kill. Decided I would try Ole Glory Daze out, was not disappointed. A couple ladies were outside smoking. I went in and immediately was greated…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Quick morning stop

I had some free time and was in the area so I decided to see what the mornings offered here. I have to say I was very pleasantly surprised. They had 5 girls working at…

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ASK ME NASTY PERVERTED QUESTIONS PART 2

Cos I like attention Serious questions only trolls and haters will be ignored.

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Test drive 6/7’s or 8/9’s?

I’ve learned over time that it’s more important for me to get great mileage (not necessarily extras but makeout sessions, really enthusiastic use of my package as her personal dildo, etc.) from a “hot enough” girl than it is to…

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Queens 2AMer.

COLLEGE POINT, Queens (WABC) -- A man was fatally shot in a movie theater parking lot after police say he was followed following a dispute at a Queens strip club early Monday. Authorities say the 25-year-old victim was shot in the…

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Cute ass guy who is tall, very nice polo with MAGA hat sitting literally right

Hahahahahhaha

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Nixole1994 is giving shout out to trap baby bc I wanna fight her

Meet me in austin tx Fri night

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Nixole1994 is giving shout out to trap baby bc I wanna fight her

Meet me in austin tx Fri night

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Tuesday afternoon

I was down in lower Fairfield county this past Tuesday and decided to make at stop at this place on my way back. I'll usually stop at Nikita's when in the area since it is…

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Do you kiss and tell in a club?

We all want to talk about our sexual conquests and compare notes, that's why we are on this site. But what about in the club? Do you tell the other guys what went down in the LD or VIP, let them…

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Ode to the cum dumpster.

Ode to the cum dumpster: (a poem) Ever have a civvie chick that was into humiliation? I have. It's like BDSM, but for the mind. Part of the appeal is her not having to worry about the other guy's…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

May be better in the evening

I visited this club for the first time around 6:00PM. There were maybe 5 girls working....4 AA and 1 Hispanic. None were above a 5. I was ready to break and run, but I was…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Quick Afternoon Stop

I was in town for business and had a bit of free time between when my meetings wrapped up and my flight home so decided to stop in to enjoy the women of Charlotte at…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Hot Latinas and Variety, More Action Than Expected

Experienced bartender, short older Italian (?) or Latin (?) lady who mixed well. Very good service here. Cheap drinks on par with the other places in the area. Less lighting/atmosphere than Bobby's one block…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Got Way More Than Anticipated

Low priced drinks. Clean place. Seems much better than the one from many years ago. I was there shortly after they opened and wound up having a liquid lunch with some cocktails with various…

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I Challenge All Trolls...

To create a character I can't identify as a troll. Signed Best Of the Troll Hunters

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Over-thinking it and caring what the dancer thought

For me it was the act of touching and being stopped by a bouncer that made we question, Did I do something wrong? And if I did something wrong, I made the fallacious step to wonder, if I'm wrong,…

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Thank You for Contributing to My Education

I have progressively transitioned, thanks in part to all you PLs here. What I’ve learned has taken me from dancers to civy GFs, and now I’m the consort staying in upscale hotels on her dime. Turnabout is fair play.

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Getting better last two visits

So I have been there twice in the last 3 weeks. Both on a saturday in the evening. Spent almost all the time with a girl named Brice. More on her in a moment. Previous…

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Women Want to Be Tricks Too Sometimes

Lopaw is the obvious example. But even among us dancers: Zoey and EveHartley have mentioned they go for fun every once in a while as customers. One of the things that made me consider dancing before I actually did it…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

The location is totally wrong.

The location is totally wrong.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Afternoon weekday

No question this is a really good club. Not perfect, it has its annoyances and it can be expensive, but it is well run and and what I would call high class. I visit…

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Sum-Ting Wong???

Anybody else click on the “Nearby Clubs” link, only to see a page, with the heading “Sum-Ting Wong,” that says “This place suckee. We find nothing nearby?” What gives? You found stuff nearby a few days ago! Why not today?

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Price hike!

The club looks great as always, and the dancers are beautiful, and there are many of them. If you're only going to window shop, this is the place to go. However, if you plan on…

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Whats the easiest Extra?

It's got to be DATY right? If any woman offered me $$ to suck my dick I'd take it shouldn't the converse be true? I'm not suggesting it is something that you'd want to do at a SC but I'm wondering if…

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Cardi B surrenders to police over strip club brawl

Now I may not be "hip" or "with it" or "where it's at" anymore. But I do know who Cardi B is and I've seen her on TV. In this story about her attacking 2 bartenders, a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Ok Visit to a San Fran favourite

I do like Hustler. Cool vibe and great staff. ID was scanned on entry and got free entry as I used Yelp check In. Always good to save a few bucks.…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Ride with Harley

Went to Subis on Thursday about a month ago. Bar has been described many times so I won't elaborate. I avoided parking tax by parking across Northville and walking over...neighborhood is OK. No door tax…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

All That Glitters

Dropped in late night after chilling with my boys hoping to extend the night. The club was bouncing. Incredible selection of women, although being after 1:30 many had already cordoned themselves off to regulars and…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

3 half decent strippers

Went here on a monday evening got the $20 lap dance special, place was kind of dead need more girls only 3 were working one was worth it the other two were just buzkills. Stripper…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Warmup for paradise

Stopped in Sunday night hoping to get some time in with a hot pornstar that sometimes works there but she was busy with regulars....but another gorgeous tattooed babe caught my eye because I was clearly…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Grind-n-Go Visit, but Good

My expectations were guarded about this club. HiLiter had been gobs of fun, but still a bit of a letdown (it would have been better in its heyday I’m sure). This is going to sound…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not Good Tuesday

Stopped in while passing thru on a Tuesday. Since this is $10 VIP day it is usually busy. The parking lot was full and so were the seats at the bar. I…

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How useful are local reviews to you?

I used to be curious of how other PLs reviewed my favorite/regular clubs, but nowadays, i feel like i've already learned practically everything there is to know about them, mostly from my own visits and reading other reviews just tends…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Slow night

I stopped In Visions, after leaving Passions, a block away. My experience at Visions was instantly better, although that's not saying much! I was able to park near the front door in the club parking…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Only 3 girls working

I arrived around 1 am. I was able to park near the entrance to the club in the strip mall. It was about 10 minutes from Visions. Cover charge was $5. I went straight to…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

“My movement...is so slow...it’s imperceptible.”

The club was easy to find. Had plenty of parking on a Friday day shift. No cover. The club was nice on the inside. It was actually the nicest of the 5 clubs I saw…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Never on Sunday

I will not be wordy, nor will I need too many paragraphs to describe why mongers should not come here on Sunday. Especially if the day before, they had some kind of "event"…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A visit to MBOFT

Friday night and the vibe was really interesting. Had to be a good 20 Asian dudes wearing name tags from some convention in town. They tipped quite a bit, sat in the front…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

So-So Girls and Visit

Club was easy to find, but the parking lot is right off an intersection so it's a bit of a funky turn. The entrance is a little strange, too. There isn't a lobby, per se…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

not the best

I had a hotel in the area for the Packers game this weekend and decided to hit Beansnappers for old time sake. It was a decision I quickly regretted and remembered why I said I…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Sunday was Suck

**This is long-winded and contains flashes of raw, primal anger, so fasten your seatbelts.** To quote the famous Russian hockey bard Alex Ovechkin, he said 12 months ago, “we’re not gonna be suck this year”.…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Worst experience ever

I have made countless trips to strip clubs in my years. I would rank this club in the bottom 1% of clubs that I have ever been to. The club location is not for the…

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How can you date a stripper?

Q. How can you date a stripper? A. Try carbon-14. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad

I rolled into Wax around 230am, after a stop across town. I parked on the side of the club. Cover charge was 10. There were some decent looking girls scattered about the club. I ordered…

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Do You Really Think You're More Than A Trick To Her???

OK................

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This Group Is Deat At Night After..........

..........bedtime at the old folks home..........

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A dead afternoon

The Electric Blue is a somewhat local urban legend. However this was a disappointing trip. I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon to check out the scene. The parking lot, for some reason,…

Bella One Spa

Hanover Park, Illinois

Closed due to homicide

This place ain't a pretty site and from some of the reviews, it's a place into scams. It looks like a patron who was arguing indoors took it outside with a manager and the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Was a Meh visit

Got there at 10 pm and as per usual the parking lot was packed on a weekend and so had to park further away in the huge lot. It's okay, Titties awaited us inside. As…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Satisfying Saturday afternoon visit

Went to Henry’s on the Saturday of Labor Day weekend around 3pm looking for a satisfying experience after striking out at Subi’s the afternoon before. Still free parking and the $5 cover. Probably about 10-12…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Productive visit

I ended up in Follies, after an unplanned flight layover. I made it to the club slightly before midnight. I was tempted to park across the street at Planet Fitness and then take the walk…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Based on Sundays, Saturdays, or any day I've been here

Based on Sundays, Saturdays, or any day I've been here recently, the "regular" $30 laps are one-way and not worth it. The girls don't even push laps, the DJs don't push laps, and private rooms (15 min or…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Based on Sundays, Saturdays, or any day I've been here

Based on Sundays, Saturdays, or any day I've been here recently, the "regular" $30 laps are one-way and not worth it. The girls don't even push laps, the DJs don't push laps, and private rooms (15 min or…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Saturday Night @ Vixens

Allow me to preface this review by stating that I am a dancer so I probably tend to notice things the average customer does not. I enjoy experiencing clubs as a customer from time to…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Not enough to go around

Be aware if you are visiting the paramount stripclub on a Sunday, you must be there before 12!! A girl comes on stage every 20 minutes or so for a couple songs and then you’re…

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Product Review - High Fidelity Ear Plugs

As I am getting older I am not a fan of some of the loudest club environments. There is one local club I frequent where it is crazy loud during the day and I occasionally have to sit near a…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

You now need to try out Wiseguys. The girls are

You now need to try out Wiseguys. The girls are young and attractive. Closed door FS VIP. It is about one mile away. The nice thing about these clubs are that you can literally get in and get out with…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

You now need to try out Wiseguys. The girls are

You now need to try out Wiseguys. The girls are young and attractive. Closed door FS VIP. It is about one mile away. The nice thing about these clubs are that you can literally get in and get out with…

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Front room makeout sessions

I am tired of san jose guy being ridiculed and mocked! He is a damn genius! I found a pretty latina bought her a drink and a front room makeout session commenced! I woke up next to her in my…

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Clubs in DC suck.

Clubs in DC are so hidden. It’s like playing where’s Waldo. You’d think they’d have more in DC. Wish I had someone to do it with.

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Not very busy for a Saturday. But it was a good time.

This review is from a recent Saturday night. I wanted to see the changes to Sinsaysionals that other recent reviews have mentioned. One thing that hasn’t changed is that the club still has…

Politics

Trump Tariffs

The tariffs, or threat of Tariffs, have lead to a renegotiation of NAFTA. It’s a much better deal for the USA. More jobs. More exports. The biggest loser is China, which was our goal from the git go.

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Atlanta's Riley's closes because of civil lawsuit

https://www.law.com/dailyreportonline/2018/07/19/strip-club-hit-with-27m-verdict-in-dram-shop-suit-over-fatal-wreck/

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Great break in the afternoon

Some super hot girls, and they were very friendly. Was approached by several girls for a private show. Enjoyed watching the girls on stage, and then one particularly hot girl came up…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Same old place

I was in DC on business and stopped by GG. I spent many years in the 80s and 90s in DC and GG was one of the places I frequented. It is the…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cadillac pussy drives this old perv buck wild

Despite some drawbacks Cadillac Lounge remains one of my favorite strip clubs because nearly all the ladies loose their panties on stage at some point and it has some young under 21 y/o cuties. I…

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Dinner Party

I was at a dinner party tonite. I was sneaking up on people and tied their shoes together

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Dancer's Birthday

I don't have faves per se but every once in a while when I get dances in a club the dancer tells me something along the lines of "I'm celebrating my birthday at the club on (X day) and I…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Hi , might be in area Monday morning ,

Hi , might be in area Monday morning , is this place still open . Girls fun ? Hot ?

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Bad Time

Building and parking light were clean and cared for.... the girls were great.... I went to the bar when I got in and ordered a mixed drink, I was short changed by…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Better visit than usual but normal Emprie pros and cons

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Wed DD visit

Another visit last week to DD. Nice to see a few new dancers have come onto the scene. Most of the regular dancers were there as well. Not many patrons and the hustle was on…

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, Oregon

Dive bar with (sometimes) naked ladies

If you've never been here, the first trick is knowing that the entrance is off Checkerboard Rd, not Portland Rd NE even though that's the address. Second, the place is a dump. Terrible bathrooms, no…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Friday night visit to Centerfolds

Was at SFO to meet up an old buddy I thought why not check this place out . Cant be worst than San Jose area . lol and with the reviews I had read…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overall Good Time

I visited late night on a weeknight. When I first got to the club, there were only a few patrons there around 10pm. There were a number of girls sitting around, but no…

Dassan

Cancún, Quintana Roo

Wasn’t worth it

Went in with a buddy of mine 2 Friday’s ago. The entry fee varies because it depends on the negotiating you do to get in. For me it was 2 entry fees that I was…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Fun time — varying talent

Got to the club around 10:30. $10 cover and drinks reasonably priced. Pretty busy with girls rotating through two different stages. Not many guys at the stages, mostly at the bar with girls treating them…

MGM Cabaret

Lackland AFB, Texas

Bad Management

I went to enjoy myself and the Mexican female manager was a total biotech because I had my headphones in and started talking about how she was gonna kick me out and never allow me…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics trip

So after reading some TUSCL reviews I made my trip to Vic's. Hit it on a Thursday about 4 PM. Already a good crowd and lots of girls. My plan was to grab a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Great club, just not what most PLs look for..

Sinsations is located on Emerson, within 15 minutes of the Dollhouse. Like DH, it's another all nude, juice bar. I arrived here this Wednesday night, after a late after/evening job meeting. The…

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Guys keep saying trap baby is ugly..I know it is probably a dude behind the acco

Ok

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For those of us who are married . . .

Do you talk about your relationship with strippers? When I first started clubbing I always pretended to be single, but soon learned how unnecessary it is. Since then I've had a number of girls tell me that their biggest pet…

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I am in love

With nice spic Make me cum lady bird

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Nice Spic

I got a recipe for you girl 1 dose of scpandits dick. 1 feeding of King Trucidos Shiiiiet 1 cream pie on a roadhouse peanut shield fielled floor I love you gurl

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

How r u all so proud to talk about being

How r u all so proud to talk about being cowards and having relationships with these fuckin strippers but then run and hide when approached about being a little coward pussy homewrecker. Talk tough but then realize the fake…

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Europe 17.5 USA 10.5

Title says it all :-)

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How to meal plan?

Stripfighter said in another thread: “It's not the timing, nor the finances that makes eating well difficult, so much as the education.” I am ashamed to admit that my diet could be a lot better. I’m not concerned with my weight, but…

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$ $$ $$$ $2 .3 ?

It seems a lot of guys when doing reviews try to avoid giving the actual price paid for dancer service and instead use some kind of code that I’m not sure I understand. I guess $ means $100 and $$…

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Not wanting to be like all the other guys...

PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION WARNING So recently NiceSpice posted a Jacq the stripper comic: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcTvPXjU8AAtj5R.jpg I have definitely was one of those guys who wanted to believe that: "I'm not like all the other guys in here". Initially as a 'baby PL' I wanted to just…

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Clubs on the Brain?

$2 OFF ADULT BUFFET There's a grocery store receipt with a Golden Corral coupon on the back of it laying around. You go to strip clubs too much when receipts trigger a monger stop. Any one else have things they read…

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Morning Wood

Am I the only one on here over 40 who still wakes up with a boner at least once a week? This question does not apply to the strippers but does apply to Nicole.

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What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working?

Q . What does a stripper's boyfriend do when his dishwasher stops working? A. He hits her. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light

Any one know who the Latina massage girl with light brown girl and HUGE ass? I saw her on a Tuesday late afternoon early evening. I need to see her again lol.

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Back Pain Remedies after LD

I must be getting old because ive suffered from mild back pain from 2 of my recent club excursions. I used to think maybe it was related from going to the gym, but then remember the 5 song LDK I…

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Ever seen a smokeshow or 9 out of 10 in the club as a customer?

Last night I was at one of my favorite clubs and saw a smokeshow come in with a group of her guy friends. I wasnt sure if she was a lesbian, loves hanging out with the guys, or scouting the…

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I found my Halloween costume for this year!

For "real" whores. https://imgur.com/gallery/LmXBv1S I will be in TJ and I am going to find some hung donkeys. I love donkey dicks

Starz

Gardena, California

Until about two years ago, this was my favorite club.

Until about two years ago, this was my favorite club. It's almost all black. Both day and night, it always had a dancer or two, or three, or even five, who would accommodate me. I'm a first-class…

Tijuana

Tj addict

I love tj so much i am seriously thinking of getting a trucking job in san diego to be close to tj! What does everybody think? Am i out of my mind? I am absolutely miserable knowing it is going…

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Tuscl terms

which ones do you think are unique to tuscl, and which are just known and used across the board by guys who are into clubbing? have you ever heard another guy or dancer say something that made you wonder if…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Been here a few times and many dancers do offer

Been here a few times and many dancers do offer numbers. Not sure which dancers are good for otc or if they just want to give PLs a heads-up that they’re working. Got a number once but never…

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If you were new to strip clubbing and needed advice . . .

. . . and the only thing you knew about TUSCL was from reading the discussions that have been posted over the past month (including all of the troll posts), would you ask for the advice here?

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Wow who the fuck unmatches someone on tinder just cuz u tell them that youve nvr

Ugh lmao He was tall, had great slicked back hair, cute smile and he was (initially ) into me as well:(( Not sad it is just annoying and felt like sharing story from last night

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Marty Balin, musician and Jefferson Airplane co-founder, dies aged 76

RIP https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/28/marty-balin-jefferson-airplane-musician-dies?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+Collections+2017&utm_term=286713&subid=5306695&CMP=GT_US_collection

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Safety

This topic is meant to discuss any possible std encounters and open to all men, any trolls or people that are going to say "paranoid blah blah blah" get the fuck out. Many people that go to the stripclub partake in…

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A wonderful way to wake up in the morning

I can't think of many better ways to wake up than to roll over and gaze into the eyes of Rebecca Lowe and listen to her soothingly wish me a good morning. I've got a full-length throbbing blooder.

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Happy National Coffee Day

Though shalt not partake of decaf.

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Strip club regular, 32, who shot a DJ and left him to die after a drug-fuelled 3

Do we have any TUSCL members in Australia? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6217557/Sydney-strip-club-regular-shot-DJ-left-die-30-hour-bender-jailed-26-years.html

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Here txtty get it all out

Here is a place for txtty to get all of your bile out of your system so you can stop threadjacking, every thread and hopefully some suggestions might be made regarding mental health. I hope this helps you to heal.

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What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handic

Q. What did the stripper say when the cop gave her a ticket for parking in a handicapped space? A. "Go fuck yourself, you asshole cunt. I've got Tourette's." NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS

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Q: When is the last time a man opened a car door for a stripper?

See, I can make stripper jokes, too. Q: When is the last time a man opened a car door for a stripper? A: When she was getting arrested.

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Scores is re-branding itself as The Penthouse Club. http://www.baltimoresun.com

Scores is re-branding itself as The Penthouse Club. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bs-md-scores-becomes-penthouse-club-20180928-story.html

Tijuana

Mexico Tijuana

We dont need a Wall , America should learn and be more like Mexico . Look at Tijuanas clubs everyone falls in love with them .Mexican girls know how to please a man with DFK GFE FS etc unlike the…

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Fat

Dear Americans, Why is the majority among you so fucking fat? How do you become attracted to 200 lb women? Please stop eating the cake.

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sober or non sober?

just checking.. do the other PLs like going to the club sober? I have moe fun when I'm a littel buzzed or whatever..lol whiskey dick can hit sometimes..but less than sober always funner..... What do yall think...

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My hero...had sex with 6,000 women. Died doing a 23 yo.

Story and photos: https://metro.co.uk/2018/09/28/romeo-of-rimini-playboy-maurizio-zanfanti-dies-while-having-sex-with-tourist-23-7986557/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Akron 2AMer.

CLEVELAND, OH (WOIO) - Akron police are investigating a shooting that took place early Friday morning in the parking lot of a strip club. Police say officers responded to Clutch Gentleman’s Club in the 1800 block of South Arlington Street just…

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Greensboro 2AMer

GREENSBORO — A fight at a strip club early Friday morning left two people with possible gunshot wounds. Around 1:59 a.m., officers responded to Skynn Gentlemen’s Club, 119 North Chimney Rock Road, in reference to a fight. Upon arrival, police found…

Bella One Spa

Hanover Park, Illinois

Just heard on the news someone was murdered here

Just heard on the news someone was murdered here

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I hired a new shit truck driver

They never listen. Look what happens... https://youtu.be/EYsL6laTm6k

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Has anyone seen Marice Hase as a feature?

I don't watch porn so I don't really know anything about the girl. But I love Asian women and she performs at a club near me soon. Does anyone know if she puts on a good show?

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Buying things from the bathroom troll?

So assuming you give the bathroom troll a buck... What is and isn't typically considered complimentary? I would assume a mint or a shot of cheap body spray is free. But the nicer perfume? Obviously cigarettes are not free. Also you…

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Common courtesy, should I have told the PL going to VIP that I just shot a load

Title says it all! Not to be a dick by not saying anything, but she was rushing him to the backroom and what was I suppose to do, say “excuse me sir, but you may want to have your lady wash…

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The funniest thing I've said on Tuscl: "DC , can u bye ? " lmao hahahaa

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This is real stuff right here

And this is how you walk through it... And This is the Dave Ramsey Show

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I fucking hate being a girl once a month.not cuz i get "emotional" cuz I don't U

I wanna be in bed all day :((

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I'm not gonna say who but this dude was fucking annoying me on private messaging

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There's something about ROBs

Interesting nugget from a review waiting for approval today about dealing with a ROB. "I time my LDK right before the end of the first song, slip my finger down my pants, swipe a small hand soap pump amount of LDK…

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Getting thru a dentist visit.

I went to the dentist recently. Nothing bad, just a normal cleaning. But still, I'm always a little uncomfortable with someone scraping my teeth with a sharp pick. My dentist is a…

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Picture link of nicole1994's Halloween costume that she ordered online. Warning

https://express.google.com/u/0/product/3407629310798197397_2259043720253874088_5922687?utm_source=google_shopping&utm_medium=tu_cu&utm_content=eid-lsjeuxoeqt%2Ceid-fuowqbwzks&gtim=CLrqo4O41MTdIBCT0L_5nIKCq7sBGKCuyBAiA1VTRCiQ--_dBQ&utm_campaign=5922687&gclid=CjwKCAjworfdBRA7EiwAKX9HeM9bPvG-DSa2QXYhn4QTOIlSXB8t97dZpWD6MyGN8vcuJgo-JHu-hBoCcC0QAvD_BwE

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I like her......

After 46 hours of work since Monday at 7:00 a.m. I left work yesterday at 3:00, smoked some serious weed and walked into my favorite club. There she was, my current infatuation. Sitting with an older gentleman, chatting…

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Rose McGowan to Asia Argento: Sorry for My 'Serious' Mistake

Rose McGowan to Asia Argento: Sorry for My 'Serious' Mistake http://newser.com/s265245 Is it just me or does everyone else wish these two washed out cokeheads would just STFU!

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Newest Troll Hypotheses

Think trap baby is Tridcos / Constantine ??? Go away.