Strip Club Fight Club
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
I was out at a strip club Saturday night when the DJ and a regular (the type of guy who came in every night and drank like 12 beers at the bar) got into a shouting match. The DJ attacked the patron and started punching him. He landed a knockout punch that sent the patron flying backwards into the air. He landed onto a table head first. The guy was like a human bowling ball and the table and four chairs went flying like bowling pins. The DJ kept shouting obscenities while the patron laid on the ground lifeless. For about twenty seconds, I actually thought he was KIA.
Now five things surprised me about this incident:
1) The DJ had come over to talk to me about 3-4 minutes prior to the fight, so it could have been me fighting the guy if I had said something that set him off. He actually seemed like a decent young guy, although I got a vibe that he was probably taking too many supplements and spending too much time at the gym. He was borderline wigger with his knowledge of hip hop.
2) The two [hot] female bartenders came running out with towels to stop the bleeding from the guy's head and arm and help him off of the floor. Who knew strip club bartenders also doubled as nurses? Both of them went into Florence Nightingale-mode and really helped the guy. I suppose he always tipped these ladies well being a regular that always sits at the bar.
3) All of the club staff sided with the drunk rather than their own staff member. The DJ was fired on the spot and told to leave. He grabbed his backpack and walked out in a hurry like he was expecting the police to be en route. One of the bouncers filled in as the DJ for the rest of the night and did a good job.
4) Nobody called the police. This was a brutal assault, and I would have expected either the manager or a patron to call 911 with the condition the patron was in. Then I remembered what Tyler Durden said in Fight Club, "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
5) The patron did not go to the hospital or go home. He was back on a bar stool about ten minutes later drinking another beer even though he was still bleeding from his head.
I chatted with one of the bartenders after things got back to normal. She said the DJ, who was fairly new, and the patron had been shit talking each other for weeks, and it finally came to a head on Saturday night.
Now five things surprised me about this incident:
1) The DJ had come over to talk to me about 3-4 minutes prior to the fight, so it could have been me fighting the guy if I had said something that set him off. He actually seemed like a decent young guy, although I got a vibe that he was probably taking too many supplements and spending too much time at the gym. He was borderline wigger with his knowledge of hip hop.
2) The two [hot] female bartenders came running out with towels to stop the bleeding from the guy's head and arm and help him off of the floor. Who knew strip club bartenders also doubled as nurses? Both of them went into Florence Nightingale-mode and really helped the guy. I suppose he always tipped these ladies well being a regular that always sits at the bar.
3) All of the club staff sided with the drunk rather than their own staff member. The DJ was fired on the spot and told to leave. He grabbed his backpack and walked out in a hurry like he was expecting the police to be en route. One of the bouncers filled in as the DJ for the rest of the night and did a good job.
4) Nobody called the police. This was a brutal assault, and I would have expected either the manager or a patron to call 911 with the condition the patron was in. Then I remembered what Tyler Durden said in Fight Club, "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
5) The patron did not go to the hospital or go home. He was back on a bar stool about ten minutes later drinking another beer even though he was still bleeding from his head.
I chatted with one of the bartenders after things got back to normal. She said the DJ, who was fairly new, and the patron had been shit talking each other for weeks, and it finally came to a head on Saturday night.
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It’s not a fight club rule that permeates strip clubs - it’s more of a strip club rule that governs fights. Unless the guy has been shot - and the guy can’t be moved outside - the cops aren’t called.
Life has changed with the prevalence of cell phones - but nobody wants to call the cops to investigate a fight in a club that openly offers extras.
I saw a roided up college guy beat the piss out of an old drunk. I moved close to the door - as I could see the college dude had other roid rangers with him. They bartenders lifted the old guy up - put him on the pool table - put some ice on his head - and gave him several drinks when he came to. The roided up guys left right after the fight - as I’m guessing they came in their pants watching a guy getting beaten. It was surreal - and a lesson learned -
@bbbgoodtimes - I was thinking the same thing. Not so much for comped VIP time as that wouldn't be fair to the girl unless you are just talking any house cut. But drinks and cover charges for sure.
The situation described above seems to be ripe for a pretty lucrative law suit.
@Cashman: "It was surreal - and a lesson learned -"
^What lesson would that be?
We are just watching, not wanting to lose our place in line.
About 30 seconds later the Federales drive by, get out of the vehicle and instead of breaking up the fight, they starting beating up both guys for about 30 seconds.
Once the fighting stopped, they zip tie the hands of both guys and make them sit on the sidewalk and then put them in a cab and escort them to the border.
It was crazy scene that reminds me not to get drunk while in a foreign country.
True but a guy that gets that drunk regularly isn't usually hiding anything. If he's married his wife knows he goes to strip clubs.
OTOH the threat of a lawsuit would likely get him band if the owner calls his bluff. I think most owners would call their bluff and only look to negotiate a settlement after getting approached by a lawyer.
1- a girl got drunk and knocked another girl down, stomped her face with her stripper heels til she was unconscious and bleeding all over. Girl never showed up again. after the ambulance took her away, her weave, lots of blood and teeth were on the floor.
2- Saw a group of strippers jump a girl in the parking lot before.
3- The worst fight was probably when a stripper and her 3 friends jumped another stripper who was pregnant by her baby daddy. They all started punching her in the stomach right there in the club, knocked her down and were kicking her stomach and kidneys. this was like a week after the girl found out she was pregnant. She ended up in the hospital for a while, didn't lose the baby though.
I've been threatened before but only been in one fight. I've had groups of nortenos and bloods threaten me but then back down. Had drunk wannabe thugs try to assault me.
The one fight I got into was with a stripper's boyfriend. He accused her of liking me, telling her she's been staring at me since she walked in before her shift even started and how she's trying to get with me. Then he came at me so I punched him in the face a few times. I ended up fucking his bitch 3 times though.
I understand doing it to avoid a suit in the first place.
I once had a guy start pushing me when I was in the upper deck at Yankee stadium. I simply walked away. The thought of retaliating and getting arrested in the Bronx - and spending the night in jail up there - isn’t my idea of fun!
Maybe the KTFO'd guy decided to tell him that. At least people can stop worrying about sinclair now...he lives.
https://youtu.be/aCutOI9F8Ws?t=78
"i take shooting lessons at the range once a week, I take golf lessons once a week, and I lift weights daily but there is something about beating someone who deserves it that is really satisfying"
Nevermind. You meant Lil' Baller.