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Strip Club Fight Club

sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Wednesday, November 28, 2018 8:01 AM
I was out at a strip club Saturday night when the DJ and a regular (the type of guy who came in every night and drank like 12 beers at the bar) got into a shouting match. The DJ attacked the patron and started punching him. He landed a knockout punch that sent the patron flying backwards into the air. He landed onto a table head first. The guy was like a human bowling ball and the table and four chairs went flying like bowling pins. The DJ kept shouting obscenities while the patron laid on the ground lifeless. For about twenty seconds, I actually thought he was KIA. Now five things surprised me about this incident: 1) The DJ had come over to talk to me about 3-4 minutes prior to the fight, so it could have been me fighting the guy if I had said something that set him off. He actually seemed like a decent young guy, although I got a vibe that he was probably taking too many supplements and spending too much time at the gym. He was borderline wigger with his knowledge of hip hop. 2) The two [hot] female bartenders came running out with towels to stop the bleeding from the guy's head and arm and help him off of the floor. Who knew strip club bartenders also doubled as nurses? Both of them went into Florence Nightingale-mode and really helped the guy. I suppose he always tipped these ladies well being a regular that always sits at the bar. 3) All of the club staff sided with the drunk rather than their own staff member. The DJ was fired on the spot and told to leave. He grabbed his backpack and walked out in a hurry like he was expecting the police to be en route. One of the bouncers filled in as the DJ for the rest of the night and did a good job. 4) Nobody called the police. This was a brutal assault, and I would have expected either the manager or a patron to call 911 with the condition the patron was in. Then I remembered what Tyler Durden said in Fight Club, "The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club." 5) The patron did not go to the hospital or go home. He was back on a bar stool about ten minutes later drinking another beer even though he was still bleeding from his head. I chatted with one of the bartenders after things got back to normal. She said the DJ, who was fairly new, and the patron had been shit talking each other for weeks, and it finally came to a head on Saturday night.

28 comments

  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    I’ve seen many fights in my drinking and clubbing years. I’ve not yet seen the cops called at any of them. It’s not a fight club rule that permeates strip clubs - it’s more of a strip club rule that governs fights. Unless the guy has been shot - and the guy can’t be moved outside - the cops aren’t called. Life has changed with the prevalence of cell phones - but nobody wants to call the cops to investigate a fight in a club that openly offers extras. I saw a roided up college guy beat the piss out of an old drunk. I moved close to the door - as I could see the college dude had other roid rangers with him. They bartenders lifted the old guy up - put him on the pool table - put some ice on his head - and gave him several drinks when he came to. The roided up guys left right after the fight - as I’m guessing they came in their pants watching a guy getting beaten. It was surreal - and a lesson learned -
  • Huntsman
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    6 years ago
    Not that this can’t happen on day shift but the lower likelihood of club drama is one of the reasons I prefer day shift.
  • bbbgoodtimes
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    6 years ago
    Question is what kind of a deal does the patron get...pretty sure I’d need an comped bar tab and some regular physical therapy in VIP.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    @DC - That wasn't very long ago @bbbgoodtimes - I was thinking the same thing. Not so much for comped VIP time as that wouldn't be fair to the girl unless you are just talking any house cut. But drinks and cover charges for sure. The situation described above seems to be ripe for a pretty lucrative law suit.
  • jackslash
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    6 years ago
    Lawsuit!
  • Daddillac
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    6 years ago
    There are a few guys on this board that will see a fight up close and personal if I meet them at a meet up.... I have been needing to let loose a little aggression. i take shooting lessons at the range once a week, I take golf lessons once a week, and I lift weights daily but there is something about beating someone who deserves it that is really satisfying
  • DeclineToState
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    6 years ago
    ^ Yes indeed, assuming he doesn't have an SO he's hiding clubbing from and making up a story about how his head got cut open! @Cashman: "It was surreal - and a lesson learned -" ^What lesson would that be?
  • DeclineToState
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    6 years ago
    The first ^ in my post above relates to jack's and flag's lawsuit comment
  • csekdisat
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    6 years ago
  • Cristobal
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    6 years ago
    I was leaving Hong Kong and while we were waiting for some tacos a couple of drunk guys started pushing each other. One of them fell to the ground and the other guy gets on top of him and starts punching. We are just watching, not wanting to lose our place in line. About 30 seconds later the Federales drive by, get out of the vehicle and instead of breaking up the fight, they starting beating up both guys for about 30 seconds. Once the fighting stopped, they zip tie the hands of both guys and make them sit on the sidewalk and then put them in a cab and escort them to the border. It was crazy scene that reminds me not to get drunk while in a foreign country.
  • Daddillac
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    6 years ago
    @ Cristobal..... I was sitting here reading and thinking who buys tacos in Hong Kong, I would eat chinese food there.... Then it hit me that you were at the Hong Kong Titty bar lol
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    @Decline True but a guy that gets that drunk regularly isn't usually hiding anything. If he's married his wife knows he goes to strip clubs. OTOH the threat of a lawsuit would likely get him band if the owner calls his bluff. I think most owners would call their bluff and only look to negotiate a settlement after getting approached by a lawyer.
  • IceyLoco
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    6 years ago
    I've seen some really bad ones. 1- a girl got drunk and knocked another girl down, stomped her face with her stripper heels til she was unconscious and bleeding all over. Girl never showed up again. after the ambulance took her away, her weave, lots of blood and teeth were on the floor. 2- Saw a group of strippers jump a girl in the parking lot before. 3- The worst fight was probably when a stripper and her 3 friends jumped another stripper who was pregnant by her baby daddy. They all started punching her in the stomach right there in the club, knocked her down and were kicking her stomach and kidneys. this was like a week after the girl found out she was pregnant. She ended up in the hospital for a while, didn't lose the baby though. I've been threatened before but only been in one fight. I've had groups of nortenos and bloods threaten me but then back down. Had drunk wannabe thugs try to assault me. The one fight I got into was with a stripper's boyfriend. He accused her of liking me, telling her she's been staring at me since she walked in before her shift even started and how she's trying to get with me. Then he came at me so I punched him in the face a few times. I ended up fucking his bitch 3 times though.
  • Golfer3166
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    6 years ago
    A number of years ago I was in a Club down in Jackson, MS. It was about 4 PM in the afternoon so not exactly a hot bed of activity in the old club. A guy was sitting at a table two over from me, small tables that could only really seat two so he was pretty close. He was very drunk and had been since I came in a few hours earlier. He had a number of issues with dancers, mainly because he couldn't understand their instructions. In any event a dancer came over and asked him for a dance, he stood up whipped his dick out of his jeans and put it on the table and said there it is. The dancer yelled for the bouncer, the bouncer grabbed the guy and gave him the bum rush out, while he complained about having to leave his beer. They literally threw him out the door and onto the sidewalk.
  • ATACdawg
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    6 years ago
    Simply stated:. A combination of no internal moral compass and too much booze.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    I can see the club taking the custy's side - for one it seems the DJ was the aggressor - two, the club can be held liable
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    ^ yes, but isn't taking his side admitting fault if there was a suit. I understand doing it to avoid a suit in the first place.
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    DeclinetoState - the lesson was a simple one - seedy strip club fights rarely end well - even if you are the one who comes out on top. I once had a guy start pushing me when I was in the upper deck at Yankee stadium. I simply walked away. The thought of retaliating and getting arrested in the Bronx - and spending the night in jail up there - isn’t my idea of fun!
  • Book Guy
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    6 years ago
    I was sitting watching the stage, and/or the porno on the television screen near/above the stage, at a club in Toronto many a moon ago. The lighting in the building is such that I cannot really see most of the other patrons, but I can see the stage quite well. It's dark, but the stage is spot-lighted. Suddenly one of the guys at a table between me and the stage leaps at me from out of the gloom, swinging his beer bottle toward my head. I successfully avoided the blow, and began to wonder what-the-fuck, why did he attack me, when his friends from their table arrived to inform me "you don't look at us like that motherfucker" and "he's not the sort of guy you look at" and so on. It was up to me to put two and two together to realize, that they had been staring back at me for a long enough time that they got pissed off about it, and the whole time I didn't even have any idea they were there. Like, literally, I could not have determined whether the space where there table lay, was occupied by an empty table, a table with patrons, or simply an empty space lacking a table, because the lighting was so poor on that spot. By the time I started explaining something helpful like, "I was looking at the porn over there, you dumbasses, there are chicks on the TV and chicks on the stage and I can't imagine why I would pay cover to get into a strip club just to look at males!", the bouncers had arrived. They weren't really capable of defusing or understanding or anything helpful to any of us parties of the (alleged) dispute, so I just said, oh whatever, I'll leave. I departed and left the club to the morons.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    Who stole the return button?
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    "He was borderline wigger with his knowledge of hip hop." Maybe the KTFO'd guy decided to tell him that. At least people can stop worrying about sinclair now...he lives.
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    Oh wait, it was shailynn they were asking about in the other thread.
  • IceyLoco
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    6 years ago
    Wigger was originally a racist classsist term for a white person who chooses to not identify with their white privilege. Now its just a term for white boys who think they understand hip hop culture.
  • Lil_Baller100
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    6 years ago
    i dont fight in strip clubs cause none of them fucking bitches wanna fuck wit me. they fuck wit me and i fuck their shit up even worse. that lil bitch would've been on his ass and pissing his pants if he tried that shit wit me.
  • Lil_Baller100
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    6 years ago
    don't fuck wit a nigga like me hoe.
  • wallanon
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    6 years ago
    "There are a few guys on this board that will see a fight up close and personal if I meet them at a meet up.... I have been needing to let loose a little aggression." [view link] "i take shooting lessons at the range once a week, I take golf lessons once a week, and I lift weights daily but there is something about beating someone who deserves it that is really satisfying" Nevermind. You meant Lil' Baller.
  • theDirkDiggler
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    6 years ago
    I think i've only seen one SC fight (between PLs) and it ended in like 5 seconds because the bouncers were all over it ASAP. It seems like they wait their whole life for some action like that and when it arrives they're more than ready. I haven't seen that many shouting matches either, although i've seen a few between the dancers, lol...
  • Book Guy
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    6 years ago
    rofl @ beavis butthead youtube video "are you threatening me" LOL
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