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Quotation worth remembering

Today, I was reminded of a pertinent quote from the late Barbra Bush: “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Small but worth it!

1 stage with seating around it and some bar tables behind that. 10 or so cubbies for lap dances. Tegan was the second dancer up on stage while I was there. I tipped her a…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Old setup was better

I used to go to the old Broadway location fairly frequently. Tried the new location and I echo what everyone else has said: the old setup was better. In the old place, there was a lot…

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John McAfee for President 2020

https://youtu.be/2lbn1PgWV7I He will maKe Butcoin Great again

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Ecstasy Drug ?

I've never experimented w/ illegal-drugs thus don't have much knowledge beyond what I've heard mentioned on-and-off. Back in the early-2000s I had a semi-fave that was once telling me about her and her BF renting a hotel-room and having great sex…

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Good times at the Trap. Off to DD’s for some more fun!

I love Pompano...

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Fri afternoon Stars Salem

I visited Oregon and visited Stars Salem. I was there maybe 4 years ago. The club appears about the same as before. It is quite large, with 2 stages, many tables and…

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OT: LOL - the honesty of kids

A while back I was at a local library - at the table next to me was an older-lady who is a retired school-teacher and now tutors kids - a few minutes later her student shows-up - a very cute…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

Exactly what I was hoping for

I found The Geisha House online when looking for reviews for a massage and wanted all the extras. I spent time in the military so I’ve frequented these places many times over the years. I…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Club Rio - Hit of Miss, but still one of only two decent clubs in Indy

I checked out Club Rio twice around Thanksgiving - a couple days before, and the evening of Thanksgiving, for which I gave thanks they were open... ;-) It's easy to find on West 38th Street,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Tuesday afternoon

Nothing has changed around the Blue. Parking is the same as last stop at this establishment. Some might find it unsettling to share a parking lot with a subway and a small restaurant, that is…

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My hot professor that I have crush on told me it was great having me in his clas

Gonna miss him

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My hot professor that I have crush on told me it was great having me in his clas

Aww I'm gonna miss him :(((((( Its ok I'll hit up in future if I wanna talk policy

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Today 12/6/2018 the club bouncer made an announcement that Pep

Today 12/6/2018 the club bouncer made an announcement that Pep Boys was getting ready to tow and to see the Follies valet on where to park.

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Weekend Visit to Lusty

I had some free time Saturday morning and decided to head back to Lusty's for some more fun. I got there around 1pm and there were only two girls dancing. No other dancers…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Ghost town

Came here Monday dayshift, they only had 3 girls working and they still charge $22 for admission which I couldn’t believe and is not worth it at all. I used yelp in check in and…

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Strippers and Pawn Shops

There have been many discussions about strippers pissing away money and always being broke. A friend helps out at his brother's pawn shop. He says they do some business pawning jewelry from strippers, usually at the first of the month.…

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Front Room DATY

Evidence it does happen! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 I am tempted to use this guys gangsta photo on my TUSCL account but it might already be one of our esteemed members, CrazyJoe? Did you blow up the shitter first and wreck the McD VIP?

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Took group test today it waa great which involved lots of debate wow I feel so a

Ppl ask me what my religion is I tell them debate

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I crossed the final frontier - told my wife I was SCing

So last night I sat down an talked to my wife about my SC hobby. Told her how often I was going, and that I had made friends here (on tuscl) and in the club. It has gotten to a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

My ATF is back

It's been a while since I last visited Club 390 and I went with the intent to get a "room", if I could find the right dancer. I was hoping that my gold standard for…

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How can you tell a stripper got the best out of you?

Q How can you tell a stripper got the best out of you? A It's in her hair.

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Big Difference vs Last Time I Visited

I only work near Chicago about once per year. It was late 2017 last time I was here. I was hesitant after reading reviews about all the changes at this place. I…

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Feature Request -- PM and/or Email Notification when a New Review Posted to Favo

This would only apply to VIP members. It would be nice if I got a notification (email or TUSCL PM) whenever a new review gets posted to one of the clubs on my Favorites list. Perhaps there should also be a…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

My new favorite club?

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few weeks…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Unimpressed on a short visit

I started my afternoon by visiting sister-club Diamond Cabaret, but the ladies I had my eye on had their dance cards all filled up for the remaining time I had before having to catch a…

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A job I wouldn't do under any circumstances...

It has to be the worst job there is — attendant in a strip club bathroom. What sort of bad life choices or incompetence would lead a man to accept this as a way to make a living. You have…

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Does a dancers song they pick influence your interest at all

If your in a club where they even have influence over it. For me it does. The girls that dance to Aerosmith or Deftones I have this huge urge to talk them about music, but they were just....not good looking…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Actually disappointed this time around

I thought a visit on a Saturday night would be the most exciting. I assumed they would have more girls working and they would be the cream of the crop. I was right on those…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

slow day?

Landing strip is located in an industrial area. Parking along the side of the building. Clean bathroom. For me that last point is important. If the bathroom is dirty it says…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

I Wouldn't Make A Special Trip, But Not Bad

I finished up some business in Decatur early, so I stopped by Pin Ups at about 3:00 in the afternoon. It’s in a commercial area on East Ponce De Leon Avenue, the main road…

Diamonds of Memphis

Memphis, Tennessee

Closed. but not if Temp or Permanent

Like most areas, Memphis is another place that is a shadow of its former "glory" days. Used to be able to come out of the airport as a traveller from out of town and…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Still open for now

Joe's was supposedly sold in September or October but word is the buyer backed out. So at least for now it is up and running. Joe's is very much a regulars sort of place.…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Okay for Ohio

This was my first time to a Columbus club. Have been to several in the Dayton area prior to the changes in the nude dancing laws and they were pretty good. Things have certainly gone downhill…

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Fucked dancer

I fucked a sexy dancer in a motel. It was very nice and paid little. Who fucked a dancer and how paid?

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Something Different, But Cool

In town on business, and this place was just a few minutes drive from the hotel. Didn't know ahead of time that it was BYOB, but figured I'd hang out for a while and…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Thursday night.

Came in with a friend after work around six, paid cover charge and took a seat near the entrance. There were about 4 girls at the time, one petite red head stopped by to chat…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Overpriced. Not worth the trouble.

I've never heard good things about Northern California strip clubs but I come to SF a lot so I thought I'd give one of them a try. This one seemed fairly well rated so I…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Aggressive place

I arrive at this place little but after 9pm. Parking was free but entrance and coat check fee were so ridiculous for this subpar level of entertainment. First of all, This place was very packed…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

Early Evening Visit proves fruitful

I was in Daytona Beach on a Friday evening and decided to stop over at Molly Browns. Turns out I was very early, I had a dinner engagement with a friend in Orlando and so…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

Misplaced Chivarly in a “Gentlemen’s” Club

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a desire…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

No contact Dances, not worth it!

I was visiting Orlando and decided to try the clubs. This was the closest place. I drove up and found that there was a valet - this is very rare in California. The fee was…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Fun Place

Went to bucks during lunch time..there might be around 10 girls. Had few drinks and spotted G***** in stage. Tipped few dollars and asked if she would like to join after the dance. She stopped…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Slow Monday Night

came by late on a monday. greeted by courteous doorman and paid my $20 cover. walked over to the restroom. one stall and couple urinals. it was clean enough. no bathroom attendant. stage setup was…

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"Eat my pussy!"

DECEMBER 5--A Missouri woman is jailed on a felony sexual abuse charge after allegedly trying to force a man to perform oral sex on her, according to a court filing. Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was arrested Sunday night after she repeatedly…

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Dancers want state to regulate clubs. Do you want more regulations?

SEATTLE - State lawmakers are taking another look at strip clubs after dancers complained that sexual harassment and many safety issues aren't being addressed. The quest for new protections come as dancers grow frustrated over long-standing issues about job expectations and…

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VIP North Hollywood

Does anyone know what’s up with this club? It’s been closed since around the end of August, website keeps saying closed for renovations until the end of the month, whatever month it is. At first they would say closed…

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Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half?

Q Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half? A Because she better half the dinner on the table when he gets home.

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Imagine if there was a “Distrust” option

And if a troll profile obtained a certain score they would be deactivated. How awesome would that be. :/

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday Night @ Midnight

Did well at the Palazzo - so called The Rhino to see if their Limo would pick me up (it’s the only way to go). A friendly guy arrived in 10min and away…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Nice post break hang out

I’ve been coming here for about 6 months now and every visit pretty much ends up the same. Have a couple beers, see a couple dances, spend les than $50 and drive home. Beer here…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Promising first foray

I travel to St. Louis a half dozen times a year for work, and I'd fallen into a routine of only driving out to Washington Park for Larry's (consistent talent) or Scarlett's (ugh). I had…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Wow better selection.

Made a quick visit to Nicola just to kill some time. Walked in and was greeted by Dan the D.J. To my surprise there was a gorgeous young Latina leaning over exposing what…

Joy of Houston

Houston, Texas

Weekday Afternoon

Hadn’t been here for quite some time and was in the area so I swung in for a quick visit in a Tuesday afternoon. To the point, Tuesday afternoon probably wasn’t a great choice. The…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Downhill on this trip

Good: cheap celeb VIP, Four 7s, above average attention from girls Bad: not much beyond the 7s, usual Cuban table, celeb table holders Haven’t been on a Monday in a bit so deicided to give this place…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Pricy but talented

Visited Sapphire Club twice recently. First on a Thursday night between about 11pm and 2am. The number of dancers on the floor was impressive - they almost outnumbered the guests, and were almost…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

Meh

This club underwent a major renovation about 3 years ago. Overall, the club is pretty nice inside if you compare it to many of the other clubs in the vicinity. On the outside it…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

"Men here like their women bigger"--- Dancer who took time to talk to me

Well, I'm in town for business and am only a 15 minute walk from the club. I hit up a dive bar next to the strip club to get a head start on the…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I'll be back

Came in on a Friday night around 8:00PM. First time here, it was very bright in parking lot, didn't feel like i was going to get mugged, went through metal detector upon entering. The…

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Thoughts on wigs/extensions?

So at one of the gown clubs I frequent I seem to be getting really good at spotting wigs and to a lesser extensions. And honestly I really hate them. Looks great on stage but up close it is obvious,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Thanksgiving Eve

My trip to Jen's was on the evening of Wednesday, November 21st. I didn't know it until I arrived, but it was an event night, the "Thanksgiving Eve Booty Bash." As such, the atmosphere…

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You guy that cum too quick better be worried. :)

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3580240/worlds-first-sex-robot-for-women-launched-complete-with-customisable-penis-fake-stubble-and-brad-pitts-chiselled-torso/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

New favorite club

I have been a long time fan of Bogarts for many years because of their variety and overall value. Like a box of chocolates..... you never know what you are going to get when…

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Please Excuse Nicole94

Dear website peoples of evil sexies nasties please excuse sweetest Poosche #1 daughter talkings lately. Umi and Father got big fight because discuss we did about Nicole quit law and making salami sandwich at Subway healthy restaurant.…

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Dancer Directory

The dancers directory has been revamped to allow search by area. Dancers, make sure you get your free listing in there. Carry on.

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my apology to njb

i didn't really realize njb was catching feelings. i thought about it and i'm not trying to upset people so i guess i went too far in my last review. i thought once elves and elephant elevated from…

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Mexican border towns

With all of the mess about the migrants in Tijuana, I was wondering if anyone has any experience visiting other towns in Mexico with red light districts similar to the Zona Norte? I remember in the late 70s (as a young…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday Visit

Walked in around five, paid the door, and sat down along the long table on the south wall. Waitress swooped in for an order and quickly returned with the drink. Counted eight dancers…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Has anyone seen Lacey dancing here recently? If so what

Has anyone seen Lacey dancing here recently? If so what nights of the week?

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Rate this pose

If I dancer ever performed this at a nude bar, id immediately take her to VIP. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrBEsmhhS8X/

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Spend too much on dancers drinks.

So having been at a company get together and having had a couple of drinks, felt the need to make the 10 minutes detour home and stopped at “The Bit”, I’ve been here about…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Sasha and her Karma

Stopped by on a Friday to Ole Glory Daze. It was after 6:00PM. I walked in and it was not a lot of customers maybe 5-6. It was 4 girls. There was Sasha the rob…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Still inconsistent

Thursday evening visit and only one of three stages open. Problems with announced dancer not appearing on stage and current gal either doing a double shift or just leaving the stage. Did not see…

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SC Etiquette Question

On a recent visit to Hong Kong, I was at a wall seat sharing a drink and talking to a dancer, after 15 minutes she decides we should move to the more comfortable balcony sofas. She sits down closer to the…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

You Don't Go for the Facilities

Tuxedo's is an interesting place. Whether you like your visit to Tuxedo's or not will almost always 100% depend on if you click and and have a good time with a dancer(s).…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Thursday Night Cowboys Game

Went on a Thursday night to watch the Cowboys game. I’ve never been to a strip club to watch a game and honestly I probably wouldn’t again unless I’m with friends who demand I go.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Had the same question. Where’s Nelly now dancing at?

Had the same question. Where’s Nelly now dancing at? Shouldn’t be too hard to land.

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another great time at BML

I came here around 1:00pm. The lighting is still very dark and walking in always makes me feel like i'm going to bump into something or someone. $12 entrance fee. The place…

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I am making onion soup

Any ladies want to come over and have soup and beer?

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Outside the Box

The clubs on the Broadway Block don't get proportionate coverage on TUSCL. They are visited a lot, but quite frankly they can be typically summarized as the highest milage clubs in the Mid…

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Fucking a pornstar, worth it?

I see on eros destiny dixon is in chicago. Should i do it? What kind of screening process would i have to go through?

The Republican

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Only if you don't want to leave s. philly

The Republican is an after hours strip bar open until 3:30AM on Thursday night through Saturday night. You need a membership to get in but it's just $5 for the year. Like all after hours…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Mileage Varies

Mermaids is the most convenient strip club for Pass-a-grille & Treasure Island. YMMV but dances are full contact and fun. My buddy got a better dance than I did, but I wasn’t too disappointed. He…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday fun day

Back again to the best in town on a Sunday afternoon. I went around 3 pm and parked next door at pep boys. $5 cover and too to girl but no wait to get in.…

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If strip clubs were free for one night only..like if dsncerd danced for free and

I know y'all will say that the women womt have to do a lot..but do u think the men would more aggressively hit on them..etc ?

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Adding Pictures to Listings and your profile

You can now add pictures related to a listing via the listing page. (Club, Exterior, Interior, Dancers if they want, etc) You can ALSO add pictures NOT related to a listing on your account settings page (Dain and his penis can…

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You have it backwards. "PL's " arent pathetic bc they cant get any girls. "PL's"

Ok

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You have it backwards. "PL's " arent pathetic bc they cant get any girls. "PL's"

Yes u pay ur waitress but u don't pay her for the price of the meal lmao .. U also don't pay for ppl to be ur friends

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You have it backwards. "PL's " arent pathetic bc they cant get any girls. "PL's"

K

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You have it backwards. "PL's " arent pathetic bc they cant get any girls. "PL's"

Yes I am Nicole 1994 :)

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If strippers are ur outlet from a hard life I KIND OF get it ..but how do actual

Just fucking bizarre . Its like paying some1 to have lunch with u If strip clubs are ur outlet from ur own depression or anxiety I get..but going just 4 the girls is something that myself nor many other men can process

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Nothing has changed here.

Stop by after work around 4, have not been here in over a year nothing has changed. Tuesday’s were always bad for the dollar parade, if not careful you will go through $20 in about…

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How often do you do otc with a cf/atf?

How often do you guys do otc with a cf/atf? Do you still see her itc too?

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

American Bush is a Utah classic

For a Utah club, this place is pretty good. Usually about 60% of the girls are 9-10s, 20% are 7-8s. No alcohol, and pasties and G-Strings 20$ one song lap dances. 150$ for 30 minute private shows.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Review Friday Evening

I had heard about this place and decided to try it out. From outside club looks good with the lights, etc. I did not use VIP for parking and parking although busy had plenty…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Local dive or strip club??

First time back at this place since they fixed the front door that someone ran through with their car. When you walk in the door here, the bar is on your left and…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Dive Bar

This place definitely has a biker feeling to it both in the music and the crowd. It was very full on a Friday night and parking was rough. The entry fee is $10 on a Friday…

Exposé

San Diego, California

A Tuesday night after midnight

Looking for a break from the Cheetah's based upon the reviews I decided to try here. Tuesday night at midnight with 4 dancers and between 3-4x that number. I've been to a couple…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another Good Day at Synn

Decided to try Thursday afternoon. Nice VIP Specials, and there were not huge crowds like Thursday Nights. There weren't too many dancers, but there was a nice selection. I think the quality of dancers during…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

RETURN OF THE DRAGON: MY SECOND TRIP TO HONG KONG GENTLEMEN’S CLUB PART II

Apparently reviews have a word limit, and my last review reached it. Sorry that it got cut off in the middle. This is Part II, and I will post Part III tomorrow. Thank you for…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Good buffet but no talent

Went for Friday lunch which they advertise to be a fabulous feast. For a $10 cover, you get a free lunch with a low of selection. Only a few meat dishes but a lot of…

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Roxy's Strip Club in Brooklyn, Illinois, Has Closed

I have never been there, but it sounds like a fun place. https://www.riverfronttimes.com/musicblog/2018/12/04/roxys-strip-club-in-brooklyn-illinois-has-closed

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Its okay

First off, this club is in a very rough area but with that being said I have been here at night and during the day and never felt unsafe. I wouldn't go thursday-saturday night, but…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Thanksgiving night

I had been driving all day and decided to stop by oasis to see if they were open on thanksgiving since it was on my way and they were. It was about 1:00 am when…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

expensive but nice

Stopped in after midnight during the middle of last week. They have a lot of chairs surrounding the stage, although some folks just stood at the wall to the side. I heard they used to…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Penthouse Club opening night

Until someone more savvy and capable than I am changes the name of Scores or puts up a new club sight for Penthouse Club, I'll review it under the Scores site. As best I could gather,…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Satisfactory lap dances with the right girl

I went there on a Wednesday evening and it was pretty empty with 4 girls working. There was one blonde who was pretty attractive and I would rate her as a 7 with a slender…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Tried a day shift

So I tried a day shift a couple months back and it was definitely a lot slower than the Thursday or weekend nights but it wasn’t bad. I’d say the girls were about the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Uneventful night

Came here Saturday night after a night of gambling. Pretty crowded after midnight as expected. Good mix of girls, a few really hot ones. about 10 girls working but they were all busy or looked…

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Why are strippers like refrigerators?

Q. Why are strippers like refrigerators? A. They look good on the outside, and even though they're cold on the inside you still want to put your meat in them.

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Not my best encounter

Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual bouncer at the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wow.. First time and lived up to expectations.

Had a chance to visit Florida for work and immediately jumped on it. Went through the Tuscl and narrowed down to few clubs and diamond dolls was on top of the list. Club is a small…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Good times

Been trying out this club at different times. Im typically a daytime guy but have gone a few times in the early night (9_10ish). What's odd is that it seems like the same girls no…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon rounds

Just a general comment, the Akron clubs have been a mess lately. The talent has gone missing (and it was slim to begin with) and the attitudes are getting even worse. This is one of the…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

party vibe but mediocre talent

Hadn't been to the is place in many years, at least a couple incarnations ago; it is by a major subway stop on a major street that is on the edge of a gentrified area…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wow.. First time and lived up to expectations.

Had a chance to visit Florida for work and immediately jumped on it. Went through the Tuscl and narrowed down to few clubs and diamond dolls was on top of the list. Club is a small…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Good time

Stopped by on Thursday after a long flight. Arrived at 8:30 PM, $5.00 cover and patted down at the door. About six guys in the place and about 12 dancers. A Bud…

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Baby is in pain today

Scraped my knee after falling on concrete on campus :_( I know that some of y'all imagining this and laughing but still...it hurt :( ugh

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Looks like I’ll be going down Sunday night for a

Looks like I’ll be going down Sunday night for a dinner date and then hanging around until Monday evening. Anyone planning to be around?

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Reliable

CLUB LOCATION In an industrial area, not far from Harry Hines and other clubs like Lipstick. It is a pair of big buildings. The one to the right is not open I think. You go in…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Thursday night newbie

This was from a trip a few weeks back. I had intended to come here a few months back but ended up in CoI. Skipping the club details, here's my perspective. Before my ass…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Thinking about bringing my wife down to get her comfortable

Thinking about bringing my wife down to get her comfortable with a threesome. Is this something that is recommended? What are the caveats in doing something like this? Any details would be greatly appreciated!

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[OT] Recession Indicator: Gov Tax Receipts on Corporate Income

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FCTAX#0 Click "Edit Graph" "Format" Log scale check "Left". Recessions occur in almost every instance of decreased corporate tax receipts.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Today 12/4th Cascadas hotel turned on the heater in the

Today 12/4th Cascadas hotel turned on the heater in the rooms' electronic control panel. It now shows Heat instead of Cool and you can't change it. You can still adjust 8 degrees or turn off.

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Fine enough for Sunday night

Arrived at The Paramount around 8pm on a Sunday. The appeal of two-for-one dances (and apparently one of the few contact locations around Vancouver) was too much for a bored man to resist. In the…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Worth the stop

I stopped on the recommendation of a friend and don’t regret it. Not only is the food good, but the women aren’t bad either. You have your normal mix of 4/5’s with some 7/8’s and…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Great time at FL!

I don't get out much anymore, but I had a night on the town, wife gone for a few days, so I headed out to stripville. Went first to the old Deja Vu, now called…

MYNX Groton

Groton, Connecticut

One word... boring

On a recent Saturday night I made an unplanned visit to Mynx in Groton. Earlier I had met up with friends at Foxwoods Casino. Apparently I drank too much and smoked too much payotee because…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Definition of Monday

Stopped by on a Monday around 3pm. Some reviews had said this place is smoky, but it is now non smoking. Ordered a beer which was 3.75. Three girls working. Cute…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Interesting prospects

Decided to hit up EI for the Fight. Parking lot was packed and there were a ton of people in the bar area. Went into the club section and was surprised to see NUMEROUS ladies…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Good visit on Saturday Afternoon

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Good visit (Saturday afternoon) to one of RI's more predictable clubs (I mean that in the best way). Several hot dancers. Not pushy. You need to make the move first if you…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Good time with Wife

I had not been to the Lumber Yard for a while, and my wife recently started going out with me to clubs. Decided to take her. We had a great time, There…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Better than expected

It has been awhile since in Indy and was concerned about what I had read here about very low mileage. Have always liked this club and worried that it may have been forever diminished. I was…

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Milestone

In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this impressive feat?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Just like old times

I have been doing other things and haven't been in the clubs much. Stopped in cuz I was in the area. Nothing much has changed Walked in. Paid my 10$ cover and 5$ for a…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

In town for the Holiday

I was intown visiting family decided I needed a break and headed to Dollies on the Sunday after Thanksgiving. I was there for about an hour. It was super quiet. May have been post-holiday. I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Below avg

Ok so Ive been meaning to check this place out for a while now but never had the time. LOL I should've just made my first appearance at Blaze. I got to the club…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Afternoon Visit

I don’t normally visit BD’s in the afternoon but had some time before a flight. $3 cover. It seemed about as crowded as a normal weekday evening but fewer dancers. I was surprised that all…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Great place to hang out

The club atmosphere isn’t anything different than the other ones in outer SE portland. It’s and older building, it’s dark inside, older decor. The private rooms are just 5’ walls with a curtain for a…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Contest Finale

This review is regarding the night they had the Michigan Showgirl of the Year finals here. I realize that these contests are always a bit cheesy. However, I was in the mood to…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

ID required now

I hand the been to the LL for a while and stopped in for the afternoon shift. The new thing now is that they have a metal detector and a pass through basket where you…

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What the fuck does a bro do with $10,000 worth of chloroform?

Bros, while I was babysitting SJG, this bro knocked on the door. I answered and saw it was a delivery bro. He had a semi parked in front of the house. This bro was delivering $10,000 worth of chloroform. I…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Always good

I come occasionally when I am flying through Toronto. You can get to the club on bus#7 and it is only 10 minutes or so away. The club is located in a quiet office area.…

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Christmas costumes for strippers.

https://www.delish.com/food-news/a25380456/reindeer-boobs/?fbclid=IwAR3PEWYTnOqvJXXGp8btEgKvmyVvMECPcmKvTrbDY4TQ_i50J75g3w4tMMY&fbclid=IwAR2dNXW2QLGUBl5C7InPp7KKN70jbuUaoDjd8M6DOAkwx503JkIP7LAmU3w&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

After Mgt Change

If you are on the block this is the only classy place but since the management changed it has gone down hill. The girls that remain are a bit thirsty or disengaged.…

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Make TUSCL Gay Again!

I'm here to collect as much man booty as I can! I am an expert in seducing lonely straight men. If you just close your eyes and pretend I'm a girl, what difference does it make! Unlike the girls you…

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How do you broach the OTC conversation with a dancer?

Without scaring her away like a customer that wants to take her back to his hotel right away? How long do you usually wait or how many visits to see her?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

2 Trips 1 Review

Went to desires a few times leading up to thanksgiving. First trip started with a lack luster start at Wild Zebras, been trying to give that place a a shot, and since there were maybe…

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OT: Seattle gets an expansion NHL team

No name has been revealed yet for the Seattle expansion franchise, which is to begin play during the 2021-2022 season. This puts the NHL at 32 teams, which is the same as the NFL. The NBA and MLB each have 30…

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Thrill of the hunt

Tonight I'm going to try to close the deal on OTC with a dancer I've been working for last 2 months. She's exactly my type, a solid 9 and while we've had a great time in the club, sex…

Babydoll Go Go Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Better than last visit

This used to be one of my favorite spots years ago, but the talent basically went way down hill. Got there about 9:30 and was the only customer there. One old washed up Brazilian…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Carryout

I've been to Scarlett's one other time on the way through town. This particular visit was on a Sunday evening. I arrived at about 8:30pm and left at about 11pm. When I first entered,…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Great place for some titties & beer!

I stopped in on a thursday afternoon. This is always a great time to go as the girls are there for payday and usually eager to please. I sat at the stage nursing…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Cold

First time there. It's a cold business in every sense. After mandatory valet and cover and bathroom usher you're already out like 20 dollars. Then there's a free mandatory coat check but they either turn…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

How far the mighty has fallen!

Ok......long time patron of this club but deserted the place due to Simon Belmont’s exploration of the Pompano area clubs that are now clearly superior! Intro Toot is the BJs Supermax club of SC’s! It’s basically…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

My To Go Place

This is my favorite place in NJ. It is near to where I live, is in a safe neighborhood, easy parking close by, nice facility, beautiful and friendly women with a large choice of providers.…

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Two unpublished reviews and guide to proper reviews.

Déjà Vu ShowgirlsLAS VEGASNEVADA December 4, 2018 NOT PROVIDED EVENING Not Bad Not the best but also not the worst. Lap dances were only ok. Stage shows were better. Drinks were pretty good but a bit pricey. Private rooms were the best aspect of…

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Where is the best area to club in the Northeast?

I consider that D.C and up. Is it North Jersey? Philly? NYC? Long Island? Baltimore maybe. Prolly be up there during the Holidays. Gonna go monger somewhere. I’m crossing DC and Boston off the list.

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Any experience with Rose @ Xposed?

Im sure she also dances at other clubs in the area. Short blonde, Russian. Had a very entertaining LD with her recently and was given a #. Before I go any further, wanted to know if anyone…

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@Papi what the hell was going on over there in Florida?

“Palm Beach trial could reveal details of billionaire’s alleged abuse of teen girls”

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Any scoop on London ?

Any scoop on London ?

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Does anyone know if London plays ?

Does anyone know if London plays ?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thanks Ishmael. Appreciated!

Thanks Ishmael. Appreciated!

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Why can't we see the review scores in the Unpublished reviews?

Some of them seem very general and if all the scores at 10, it's easy to see that it's an ad. What is wrong knowing what the reviewer scored the club as?

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Vietnamese/bikini coffee shops-- how do they work and where are they located?

Drawing on a previous discussion thread (how do baristas make money), it appears that coffee shops with scantily clad baristas is relatively common on the West Coast. To my knowledge, these establishments are not common in the Great Lakes…

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Is it possible to reuse the Hong Kong VIP card after its expiration date?

And if so, is there an easy way to remove permanent marker from the card?

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Girl claims that the kid is his

My favorite was feeling gossipy last night, so she decided to entertain me with a little dirt about a dancer three seats down and the regular that she was sitting with. Apparently this dancer had a kid a few months ago…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

@rogerf... You *might* be talking about Peyton. She works quite

@rogerf... You *might* be talking about Peyton. She works quite a bit, but I'm unsure about her regular schedule.

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What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman?

Q. What's the problem with a stripper marrying another woman? A. Who will make the sandwiches?

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Disrespected

A dancer disrespected me bigly, which is not something that should be done to a respectable citizen like me. This incident occurred 4 years ago, but I have been too angry to tell the tale before. Only now…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Babes is the new name with renovations for what use

Babes is the new name with renovations for what use to be Scores, Cheetahs, and back in 2008 Amazons Olympia Garden owned by Mike. New website is phoenixstripclub.com

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Troll lives Matter

This is to all you troll racists and haters out there. WGAF about trolls on the site! Bring out the armies and troll those fuckers into submission!!! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=62369 Proof^^^ Winning! Still Winning! Winning some more!!!

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The two party system The lesser of to dangers, Illusion of choice Their form of

Title says it all.

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How do bikini baristas make money?

How do they leverage their looks and sexy outfits into making lots of money? Are the drinks really expensive, are you expected to tip a lot.

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is this place still open?

Is this place still open?

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New "I've Been There" check-mark in TUSCL system

A new feature on the club-details page provides an opportunity to mark a check-box to indicate whether or not you've been to the club. I went and tried to find them all! I spent a great fun time re-living old…

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4got2wipe and Conan go to Japan to look at Toylets

https://youtu.be/Z7DjUUnejQo At the end a man from Osaka got blown off the shitter

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Getting gifts

Is it normal for a performer to buy you gifts? I have a dancer who I’ve been going to see the past seven months or so, we chat almost everyday and I would call her a friend. We’ve…

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Do you ever have problems with your hoes eating your cash?

I tried giving my side bitch some money once to impress her hoe friends and instead of taking it, she grabbed my fistful of twenties and shoved it into her mouth chewing it like a deer eats grass. When I…

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OT: Would you spend the extra $$$ ?

United launches new 'premium economy' class between coach and business for some of its longest flights United Airlines is starting to sell seats aboard its new premium economy section. Premium economy tickets can cost about double a coach-class fare and come with…

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Ruthless Crackdown on AMPs, San Jose California, total warefare

Over 100 San Jose Massage Parlors to Close After Prostitution Crackdown https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Over-100-San-Jose-Massage-Parlors-Close-After-Prostitution-Crackdown-497754741.html Memo From Police Cheif Edgardo Garcia https://media.nbcnewyork.com/documents/Memorandum.pdf This totally sucks. They have shut down all the shops that have evidence of mileage on RubMaps. They are ruining the industry. And the…

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TUSCL NJ meetup?

If there was a meetup with Cashman1234, wellhungsac420, NJBalla, and WILLIESGOTAWOMAN, I have a feeling it would be glorious. Just saying.

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Papi Chulo mode dancer in dancer directory

Yay or Nay https://www.tuscl.net/app/profile.php5?id=650584

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I’ll be at HK tomorrow (12/4) through Thursday. My

I’ll be at HK tomorrow (12/4) through Thursday. My buddy backed out so I’m solo this time. I’m y’all are around, shoot me a message. I’m happy to grab a beer with a fellow monger.

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How I got my name, bros

I combined brother with Joe. How cool is that, bros?

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Unexpected extras but not full extras

Any of you ever get dances from a girl just expecting to get dances (it’s not VIP, no negotiating beforehand, no expectations) and she’s ends up giving you “dances” as in extras? It’s not planned or anything, it’s kind of like…

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Great oral or sex?

So, do you prefer great oral from a dancer or straight up sex which may or may not include oral. Gotta say I lean toward great oral and have for most of my life. I love sex but oral is…

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How many hours do u need to sleep 4

Honestly if I'm depressed its like 8 or 10 hrs..but when I'm perfectly myself I just need 3 lol

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Question - Saturday night there was a Short white brunette

Question - Saturday night there was a Short white brunette with dark longish hair, wore an evening gown kind of dress. She has a tattoo of I believe a flock of birds and a quote on her shoulder. She's been…

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Smoking vs. Non-Smoking Club

While I like going to a club and not coming out smelling like I have been in a smoke house I do like lighting a ladies cigarette for her. My grandma taught me how to hold the match till all…

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"Standard"

Can we please have this word "band" from all future reviews? I gotta think at least a third of the reviews I previewed over the weekend mentioned some combination of standard cover, standard club layout, standard drink prices, standard dances,…

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What to get an ATF for Christmas?

Is an Olive Garden gift card acceptable, or is that only for when you want to take her somewhere nice yourself?

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The power of the take away

One thing I’m going to attempt I’ll let y’all know how it works. I’m gonna use it to try and resuscitate a relationship with a current fave aswell as gain new favs. The technique, My first interaction with her I go…

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What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man?

Q. What can a stripper do to make you feel like a man? A. Your laundry.

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More crazy strip club stories: make TUSCL brilliant again!

I was reluctant to use the title for fear that half the replies would be MAGA fans reporting how they jacked off in response to the title, but it strikes me that there is dissatisfaction and there needs to be…

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How long does it take a review to be approved?

How long usually?

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Reviews 4 google ?

Anyone else do reviews for google and shit ? It usually ask me about restraints, hotels and such. I'll take pictures and submit a flavorful review. People seem to enjoy my style on google more than on tuscl Curious if anyone else did…

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Finally did a LDK on purpose the other night LOL

No idea why I wanted to try this on purpose, it was the discussion recently where someone suggested a special type of pants to buy. So I bought 2 pairs of them, in black. At first I was thinking they looked…

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[Joke] A Marine, A Navy SEAL, and a Delta Force member are sitting around a fire

The marine says, "I once killed 50 enemy combatants with a single belt of my M249." The Navy SEAL says, "I wiped out an entire enemy compound with my K-Bar." The two look at the Delta Force and expect him to pipe…

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I may have found a new play mate

Kind of feel giddy like a school boy, I hope it works out. I was feeling a little deflated recently at not being successful re-sparking anything with a few prior playmates from years gone by, but admittedly I only…