Bros, last night I was at the club and I was on my way to a VIP room with a stripper. She told me to wait for her by the entrance to the VIP area while she uses the restroom. Well bros, at the moment, the entrance to the VIP area was unmanned. While I was waiting for her to get back, this bro wearing a suit and tie approached me with a stripper. This bro made small talk with me and started acting all chummy. Then, he handed me $20, gave me a pat on the back, and then proceeded on down the hallway towards a VIP room. This bro must’ve mistakenly thought I was a bouncer, because let’s be realistic, I look just like one.
- Bro!
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Nice! Hope you both got a great dance!
Broseph, you ran into Rickyboy Dugan who just tried to grease you!
bitch its too bad you didn't meet me, i don't even carries twenties my nigga. i keep that shit one hunned and keep my wallet the same. i woulda tipped yo ass 100 bucks to not give a shit when i fuck your big booty hoes in da champagne room.
It’s all good!
Maybe you can send that $20 to SJG - so he can get out of jail for trying to marry a goat in Vegas!
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