Chillin wit a Feelin

It has been said more than once. Find a "dive bar' that you like and become a regular patron. From the moment you walk in the door, you get the sense that this joint is like "Cheers" with Tits and a Grind. The Beers are $4 domestic and $5 imports, while mixed drinks are still reasonably priced. The wide range of age and diversity of the clientele makes the juke box music in the background as eclectic as the dancers you will encounter. I kid you not. You might see Mother/Daughter combinations on the same shifts or split shifts. Yup, a 20 sumptin and a 45 year old , both offering bar stool lappers, Neck/back massages or a quick trip into the darkened "Man Cave" to let you see and play with tits ranging from perky 34B's to BIG ample hangers. There will be Soccer Moms, Grannies, Latinas, Blacks and an occasional Asian over the course of the day. Dancers work 4 or six hour shifts and ther are always a different set coming in to replac e those leaving in the next two hours. Mind you,, this is a Lingerie Bar and the women are attired in pantyhose. Yiu ain't gonna get your finger wet and extras are not to had, nor offered. There is always Sports on TV and you can order a frozen pizza to be heated or bar snacks to stave off the stomach hunger. It's a place to play. Play with the ladies, gamble on the video gaming machines, and down a few drinks while you joke with the bartenders , waitstaff and very visible security. Treat everyone decent and you will be welcomed back. I have my faves. They ain't gonna give me any, so your chances are even less than mine. I will keep coming back and maybe my luck will change.