Bros, one time while I was babysitting SJG, I took him to a strip club. While we were there, I took a stripper to the back room and negotiated BBBJCIM for $100. I then got a crazy idea. I requested that instead of swallowing my load, she hold it in her mouth and go makeout with SJG and spit all of my man juices into his mouth. She was hesistant, but once I offered to double the price to $200, she agreed to do it.
At the moment. I thought it was a hilarious prank, bros. However, there were consequences to my actions. SJG now thinks it is a normal occurrence to have a front room makeout session.
Also, considering the fact that girl sucked my dick, and my load ended up in SJG’s mouth, wouldn’t that mean the SJG indirectly sucked my dick as well? I don’t know about you bros, but I find the thought of receding a BJ from SJG in any form to be very disturbing.
Cashman, no girl would ever do anything like that. Just because we have a moron Broseph_ on this thread, that does not mean that you have to imitate him.
SJG I’m unable to confirm whether our fellow esteemed member Broseph is of inferior intellectual capacity, so I’d prefer if you didn’t refer to him as being a moron.
Good deal for SJG. He was introduced to the lifestyle of front room makeout sessions while at the same time getting a surprise treat completely free of charge. You paid $200 and had a bj by proxy from SJG. Years later it’s still gnawing at you. I think SJG was the winner in this situation.
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last commentThe stupid one Broseph_, is you!
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Knowing SJG swallowed a load of pale ale is too funny!
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- Bro!
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Right here^^^
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