Bros, one time while I was babysitting SJG, I took him to a strip club. While we were there, I took a stripper to the back room and negotiated BBBJCIM for $100. I then got a crazy idea. I requested that instead of swallowing my load, she hold it in her mouth and go makeout with SJG and spit all of my man juices into his mouth. She was hesistant, but once I offered to double the price to $200, she agreed to do it.
At the moment. I thought it was a hilarious prank, bros. However, there were consequences to my actions. SJG now thinks it is a normal occurrence to have a front room makeout session.
Also, considering the fact that girl sucked my dick, and my load ended up in SJG’s mouth, wouldn’t that mean the SJG indirectly sucked my dick as well? I don’t know about you bros, but I find the thought of receding a BJ from SJG in any form to be very disturbing.
- Bro!
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Lol!
Broseph_, Girls aren't that stupid. They take care of themselves and they take care of their hygiene.
The stupid one Broseph_, is you!
SJG
That’s disturbing - and yet hilarious at the same time!
Knowing SJG swallowed a load of pale ale is too funny!
Cashman, no girl would ever do anything like that. Just because we have a moron Broseph_ on this thread, that does not mean that you have to imitate him.
SJG
SJG I’m unable to confirm whether our fellow esteemed member Broseph is of inferior intellectual capacity, so I’d prefer if you didn’t refer to him as being a moron.
Bros, SJG is still mad because he got a taste of my manly mojo
lololololol
Broseph and Cashman, demonstrating just how Pathetic strip club patrons really are.
SJG
Everyone, stop fighting! Make love not war! Come to my thread and post funny inappropriate jokes!
Everyone, stop fighting! Make love not war! Come to my thread and post funny inappropriate jokes!
Right here^^^
Broseph, you don't actually think I'd let you orchestrate any of my own affairs, or even tolerate you presence do you?
SJG
So Sanjoseguy is not just a cocksucker but also a cocksucker by proxy. What a fag
Not sure which,, but this act makes someone a fag by proxy,,,, especially if he enjoyed it!
You guys would all make a great human sacrifice!
SJG
Lol, all of this is awesome. Hardest I've laughed in a week
It's weird this struck such a chord with SJG. Maybe he secretly likes to taste his own man juice?
SMH wheres that WTF video game youtube link when you need one
Good deal for SJG. He was introduced to the lifestyle of front room makeout sessions while at the same time getting a surprise treat completely free of charge. You paid $200 and had a bj by proxy from SJG. Years later it’s still gnawing at you. I think SJG was the winner in this situation.
Laugh now, but remember, each of the previous baby sitters vanished without a trace and has not been heard from since.
SJG
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