Two questions re: a smelly pussy
rickdugan
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First, let's say that you were pounding away and smelled an unpleasant odor wafting up from the pussy of this hot ass girl. Would you finish?
Then, assuming that you saw the same hot ass girl, looking as good as ever, dancing the following week in the same club, would you give her a second chance? We really are talking about the hottest girl in the club.
Thoughts would be appreciated.
Then, assuming that you saw the same hot ass girl, looking as good as ever, dancing the following week in the same club, would you give her a second chance? We really are talking about the hottest girl in the club.
Thoughts would be appreciated.
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next encounter? time for a sniff test.
It’s a busy tunnel - and the Lincoln tunnel doesn’t smell like fresh flowers - but it serves its purpose!
I’d keep pounding that pussy - and I’d definitely come back for more.
It was so bad I couldn’t continue. From then on I just avoided her. I’m pretty sure she knows why.
With so many options why bother?
Anyway, I would also book a std test and probably avoid her next time regardless of the results. Don't like stinky stanky pussy :P
In my health class the teacher got nervous and laughed like a little girl whenever the topic of sex came up. Found out later in life he was stark raving gay and living with his boyfriend for years.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were a customer who banged strippers I'd probably just keep on going. I'm already in there, after all. And it's not like there's a five minute rule for stank pussy. Cleanup is probably the same if it's already gone that far.
Roger that. But I'd try to finish fast lol
"next encounter? time for a sniff test."
For sure, if it's possible. There was a pretty hot stripper here whose pussy stank for a couple of months. Then, one day, one of the forum guys reported that it didn't stink. I gave her another chance with a lapdance and sure enough, he was right, she de-stanked her puss
Is there a new travel size that you can bust out like mace? They do make a TSA approved Febreze. Anybody want to guess if Febreze is safe to ingest via pussy? Yes, I'm kidding. Maybe.
The fishy smell you all know is almost certainly BV ( bacterial vaginosis). Most of the other vag diseases dont smell bad. This is easily treatable, if the girl would just go see her doctor.
I thought the universal solution was Listermint!
The answer: Drink enough that you don’t notice the smell!
But don’t drive afterward unless you’re actually rickdugan. That guy knows how to drive with a buzz on.
Wait, maybe the other rick’s can also drive brilliantly after drinking. Has anybody seen a drunken barnacle in a suit driving an SUV?
And as far as next time, again it depends how bad and what else is around. I'd certainly try to limit my exposure and get an idea of what's going on down there before diving back in. If it happens again, I'd certainly stop and write her off.
If the former, if probably quit and see if she’ll blow me. If the latter, probably finish and try to get her earlier next time. Or make next time in a hotel where she can shower.
When I stayed in Vegas my girl at the time was a cocktail waitress at a night club, the uniform was sexy AF but not very breathable down there. I ate her out right after she got home a few times but then started telling her to shower...
As far as strip clubs go, no reason for a smelly pussy. She can go clean up but if she doesn't just means she's a lazy dirty bitch.
SJG