Define random things in a sexual way

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strippercutie404
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This should be funny and fun!

For example...

Train: Cylinder shaped object that fits perfectly into tunnels.

Benjamin Franklin: A guy who liked to surprise his guests by bathing naked with French women!

Eating: The act of enjoying putting delicious objects in your mouth.

Shower heads: A masturbation tool.

Washing machine: A french kissing technique.

Candles: A last ditch effort to make your room smell good before your date comes in ;).

Computers: Used for watching porn.

Tinder: Random dick pic generator.

Bedroom drawer: Place to store condoms, sex toys and lube.

Garden sprinkler: What the end of sex should hopefully look like.

Corporate worker: A job that consists of pleasing your boss for money ;)

Lifeguarding: Making out with drowning victims.

Wine tasting: Where people spit, not swallow.

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flagooner
6 years ago
Strippercutie404: Cum Dumpster
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
Good ideas there strippercutie. I'm sure you really are lots and lots of fun. Glad you are posting on this forum.

Flagooner, go soak your head. May all the women you ever meet in your entire life be Born Again Christians.


SJG

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joesmama69
6 years ago
Go to your room strippercutie. I will be in therenin a minute to wash your mouth out with soap
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loper
6 years ago
strippercuitie, you're awesome
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joesmama69
6 years ago
You a nasty little hoe, we need to teach you some manors
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
:) :) :)

SJG
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rickthelion
6 years ago
The rick agenda can only be defined in a sexual way. ROAR!!!
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Vantablack
6 years ago
Airplane: a multi million dollar dildo that can fly
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Vantablack
6 years ago
Submarine: an underwater dildo powered by nuclear energy that is capable of ending the world
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
@flagooner: A condition that occurs when one hasn't had sex in over a year ;)
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
You do realize his post could have been intended as a compliment?
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
Earthquake: A strange coincidence that happens every time I have sex.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Clogged toilet: something that occurs each time CrazyJoe visits a McDonalds.

I’m still not getting this one!
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Chardonnay: a yellow fruity beverage that some enjoy warm?
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Goat ass: what SJG is dreaming about being elbow deep in right now!
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Paranoid butcher: likes having his meat delivered to the back door.
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LizzyStrippr
6 years ago
@flagooner: A condition that occurs when one hasn't had sex in over a year ;)
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LizzyStrippr
6 years ago
Earthquake: A strange coincidence that happens every time I have sex.
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
C'mon guys, you can do better than that.

Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;)

Vans: A place to have uncomfortable, but kind of exciting sex in.

Racing to the finish: How some guys treat sex.

Sweatpants: Used to make boners more visible (I find it cute when you guys try to hide them but can't lol).
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Vantablack
6 years ago
pregnancy: a financial promise to your girl of choice
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nicespice
6 years ago
@DC smash that like button!

Lol, this is an amusing thread.

Anime conventions: a free for all hookup place. Just be sure to check IDs before getting busy.
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LizzyStrippr
6 years ago
C'mon guys, you can do better than that.

Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;)

Vans: A place to have uncomfortable, but kind of exciting sex in.

Racing to the finish: How some guys treat sex.

Sweatpants: Used to make boners more visible (I find it cute when you guys try to hide them but can't lol).
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
Female high school teachers: Likely to be a major porn category in ten years time.
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LizzyStrippr
6 years ago
Female high school teachers: Likely to be a major porn category in ten years time.
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Cashman1234
6 years ago
Roast beef: what pussy lips look like when I’m done with them...

SJG: a long winded, goat fucking, semen swallowing, non-strip club attending, tool.

PoleDancer83: the hottest stripper who posts here. Great roast beef on that honey!

Juice: a chacken fanger loving, bbq sauce swilling, four loko chugging, bible reading, stripper whisperer of the highest order!
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
Brisket: A piece of meat that needs to be rubbed out before placing in the oven.
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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
Headmaster: An authority on the student body
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LizzyStrippr
6 years ago
Brisket: A piece of meat that needs to be rubbed out before placing in the oven.
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wellhungsac420
6 years ago
deep sea fishing: when she tries to empty your wallet by reaching down your pants

0-60-0 time: time from LDK to out the club door

going in sideways: when you rub pussy or nipples over the clothes while gradually sliding it over to see if she's down for more

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strippercutie404
6 years ago
No, deep sea fishing is when you go deep in the pond to release those little swimmers.
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twentyfive
6 years ago
Q) How is walking a high wire without a net like getting a blowjob from an ugly girl ?
A) You can't enjoy either one if you look down !
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strippercutie404
6 years ago
Toys: Something adults can enjoy too.
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Vantablack
6 years ago
Q: Is the KKK really that racist?

A: I went to one of their meetings and there were a bunch of black guys just hanging around
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
The KKK are a bunch of sick fucks, as you Vanta, regardless of what your skin color may be, are turning out to be.

SJG
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flagooner
6 years ago
Church: A place to go to worship God.
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Lil_Baller100
6 years ago
cocaine: shit you snort out of a bad hoe's asshole.
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