Define random things in a sexual way
strippercutie404
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For example...
Train: Cylinder shaped object that fits perfectly into tunnels.
Benjamin Franklin: A guy who liked to surprise his guests by bathing naked with French women!
Eating: The act of enjoying putting delicious objects in your mouth.
Shower heads: A masturbation tool.
Washing machine: A french kissing technique.
Candles: A last ditch effort to make your room smell good before your date comes in ;).
Computers: Used for watching porn.
Tinder: Random dick pic generator.
Bedroom drawer: Place to store condoms, sex toys and lube.
Garden sprinkler: What the end of sex should hopefully look like.
Corporate worker: A job that consists of pleasing your boss for money ;)
Lifeguarding: Making out with drowning victims.
Wine tasting: Where people spit, not swallow.
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Flagooner, go soak your head. May all the women you ever meet in your entire life be Born Again Christians.
SJG
The Jeff Healey Band - Live In Belgium (Full Concert 1993)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_ufNFTA…
TJ Street
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The Jeff Healy Band Hell To Pay (FULL ALBUM) HQ (good!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59h1M5xr…
The Jeff Healey Band - I Can't Get My Hands On You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1Glm72…
SJG
I’m still not getting this one!
Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;)
Vans: A place to have uncomfortable, but kind of exciting sex in.
Racing to the finish: How some guys treat sex.
Sweatpants: Used to make boners more visible (I find it cute when you guys try to hide them but can't lol).
Lol, this is an amusing thread.
Anime conventions: a free for all hookup place. Just be sure to check IDs before getting busy.
Walking: Something you hopefully shouldn't be able to do after sex ;)
Vans: A place to have uncomfortable, but kind of exciting sex in.
Racing to the finish: How some guys treat sex.
Sweatpants: Used to make boners more visible (I find it cute when you guys try to hide them but can't lol).
SJG: a long winded, goat fucking, semen swallowing, non-strip club attending, tool.
PoleDancer83: the hottest stripper who posts here. Great roast beef on that honey!
Juice: a chacken fanger loving, bbq sauce swilling, four loko chugging, bible reading, stripper whisperer of the highest order!
0-60-0 time: time from LDK to out the club door
going in sideways: when you rub pussy or nipples over the clothes while gradually sliding it over to see if she's down for more
A) You can't enjoy either one if you look down !
A: I went to one of their meetings and there were a bunch of black guys just hanging around
SJG