Essex Gentleman's Club
4139 W Indian School Rd Phoenix, AZ 85019

Uhh... This place sucks.

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Rayramirez75
Nov 27, 2018, 4:25 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I keep giving this place a chance, based on reviews, but I have the worst luck at this place out of all the Phoenix clubs. I've had way more fun at Dirty's, way more often. That's saying a lot, cause I think Dirty's is pretty bad a lot of the time.

Ok, I walk in Friday afternoon and think, Whoah, all the cards are in my favor. Nice. I count at least eight ladies working, half are super nice looking. I sit down order a beer from a very cute waitress with a big chest and short shorts. I see a couple ladies leave, but a couple more coming in. Then I wait. For at least forty minutes there is nothing going on.

All the ladies are on their phones, straddling regulars, or coming in/out the back talking to the DJ. No one is ever on stage. Nobody is getting dances. The dancers look bored as hell, like they are killing time. There are at least fifteen patrons all drinking and staring at the empty stage the whole time. I left.

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