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Best Club Towns

wildman22
Arizona
Saturday, June 29, 2019 4:10 PM
I have been reviewing clubs on TUSCL for two decades. Over that time I have been disappointed in the decline of the strip club experience across most of America as municipal governments have found ways to destroy the industry - like prohibiting alcohol at clubs. In my travels I have really only found a few good club towns left in America - Las Vegas, South Florida (Miami to to WPB), and Tampa area. I'd like to know if there are other areas with good clubs. Most of the great reviews I read are from guys who have little club experience and think their club is good because it is the best they have been to. But their experience is so limited. So for the other VIPers on this site, what are you favorite cities for SC action? My criteria is pretty simple: alcohol is served, dancers are nude, or if topless only offer high mileage in the private area. So let's here it. What are the best club towns other than those I listed?

25 comments

  • Spillthebeans
    5 years ago
    Dallas, TX has a few. Fort Worth, TX has 2. City of Industry,CA has 3 or so depending on day of visit. Atlanta, GA has Follies, so guess that one club makes for a decent area. Detroit area outside the city has 4 or 5. Would have stated Phoenix, AZ area a year ago, but it is now on a steady decline with no bottoming out in sight. I blame it on TRUMP........ When will he really make AMERICA GREAT AGAIN where it counts !!!!! Your local single Mom/Nursing student workplace.
  • mjx01
    5 years ago
    I agree that the industry is in decline... but I would argue that there are larger economic forces at work that it being local LE. I have been to Tampa and would agree that it is a 'good' club town. I have not been to Miami/WPB, but the reviews are generally favorable, and would tend to agree that it is a good area as well. Also never been, but Detroit seems well reviewed. I tend to disagree with Las Vegas. Lot of clubs, but too touristy / ROB IMO.
  • Warrior15
    5 years ago
    This has been discussed numerous times. You could probably go the the Home page and do a Search for other threads on this same subject. But here are my favorite areas : Pompano Beach, FL Tijuana Houston Tampa Bay Detroit Atlanta has Follies but not much else. Las Vegas, but you have to have $$$. I have not been, but I have heard favorably : City-Of-Industry ( LA) Providence, RI
  • wildman22
    5 years ago
    Spillthebeans. Good to hear that COI still has some good clubs. Had one of my best SC experiences there at Spearmint Rhino, but it has been about 7 years. Also had a very interesting night where the feature porn star handcuffed me to the pole. That night ended well. But again, nearly a decade ago. Haven't been back to COI in a while. I'll have to schedule a return visit. I've had no luck in Atlanta, but haven't tried Follies. I'll give it a go next time I'm in town. Only been to Detroit clubs once. A long time ago went to see my favorite pron star. Had a really good time with her. She was on her way out of the business and was grateful I made a long trip to see her. So she gave me some good VIP dances. MJX - you need to get out of the touristy clubs in Vegas. Try Palomino. Drive yourself. Act local. You should try Dean's Gold Club in Hallendale Beach, just north of Miami. One of my favorite clubs.
  • twentyfive
    5 years ago
    ^Deans Gold is in North Miami, actually about 10 miles south of Hallandale.
  • JohnSmith69
    5 years ago
    The top five strip club areas/cities in my opinion: 1. Southeast Florida, from Miami north to at least West Palm. 2. Detroit 3. LA/COI 4. Dallas 5. Tie between Tampa and Atlanta. Phoenix would have made the top five until LE took the blow job queen's job a year or two back. And I realize that many people love Vegas clubs but they aren't my thing.
  • Papi_Chulo
    5 years ago
    I would say LE/local-ordinances are the biggest impairment to a good club scene - many clubs are doing well in South FL and Detroit (although Detroit proper has clamped down and severely impacted many of the clubs within the city-limits but prior to that many were thriving). I can see two things killing off SCs - more municipalities killing them off; or legal prostitution as it seems where there's legal prostitution the strip clubs can't compete - but the former will likely be what does it IMO bc the latter may be a long time away -over the last 10÷ years seems much more cities are anti SCs vs letting them be.
  • codemonkey
    5 years ago
    I definitely have to give a shout out to Providence, specifically Club Desire.
  • IceyLoco
    5 years ago
    SF LV Reno
  • Harderlap
    5 years ago
    El Paso if you are looking for easily available extras and aren’t too particularly about looks, although now that the Cabaret Club is gone, they are a bit harder to find. Tucson has replaced Phoenix, but quality is not as high as it was in Phoenix, and it is a bit more hit or miss.
  • tdigital
    5 years ago
    I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Portland. Thoughts on Portland?
  • IceyLoco
    5 years ago
    Anyone familiar with Seattle clubs? Are there lots of Asians?
  • TxVegas
    5 years ago
    I think JS69 has a solid list. If I could go anywhere, I would go: South Florida (many options including a wide range of experiences from Dean’s Gold on the high end to Diamond Dolls in Pompano in the middle) Suburbs of Detroit by the airport (alos a large range with high end Flight Club, midrange Subi’s and BT’s and low ned Bogarts). Dallas and Ft. Worth (not huge extras but attractive girls and solid two way contact) Tampa (range with extras and Scarletts and hot girls no extras at Mons Venus) City of Industry (solid mid range with Synn and a little higher experience at SR). You can also go to other areas like Tropical Lei in Upland. There are examples of places with a good club or two (Desire in Providence, etc.) or Follies in Atlanta, but there are very few good club towns anymore. I used to really like Phoenix, but the reviews seem to be worse now.
  • codemonkey
    5 years ago
    "I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Portland. Thoughts on Portland?" I guess it depends on what you're looking for. Portland has a huge number of strip clubs so there are tons of choices. I've only been to a handful of them, so I'm not sure if the overall quality of them is among the best in the country. @SirLapdanceAlot is our resident expert on Portland SC's.
  • JohnSmith69
    5 years ago
    I’d put Portland in the top 20, maybe top 15, of strip club cities. It’s no higher because the dancers are covered with an insane number of tats, mileage can be limited, and there are no extras.
  • Subraman
    5 years ago
    Everything I've heard about Portland aligns with what JS said, around mileage, no extras, etc. It sounds very meh
  • jackslash
    5 years ago
    Detroit. You must go to the clubs in the suburbs because the City of Detroit has started enforcing rules to limit the fun to be had within the city limits. The clubs have high mileage and private VIP rooms. The clubs are topless, not nude. However, in VIP anything goes.
  • 501traveler
    5 years ago
    Portland is a top 10 for me. It's clubs are full nude with alcohol and there are different types clubs for everyone. From Las Vegas style clubs to divey clubs with extras. Alot serve really good food too. But you have to like women with tattoos.
  • Jascoi
    5 years ago
    It all depends what you’re in the mood for and satisfied with...
  • Nidan111
    5 years ago
    Based on the criteria you mentioned, the East St. Louis, Illinois and East Cape, Illinois and Slina, KS are Great SCing areas. Full nude, Alcohol, very high mileage.
  • Clubber
    5 years ago
    wild, I've been on TUSCL longer than you as have others, and I'm yet to reach "two decades". Just sayin'!
  • rugrat
    5 years ago
    Agree with many here. My favorite cities: 1. San Diego, solely due to Tijuana 2. Greater Tampa Area 3. Greater Philadelphia area, including nearby NJ clubs 4. East St. Louis 5. Greater Miami Area up to PBI 6. LA/COI Portland, Dallas, and Chicago-land including nearby Indiana clubs would be next on the list. Atlanta used to be up there, but it is now pretty lame other than Follies, and Follies isn't the experience it was 5 years ago. I have traveled to almost every major city in the US, and many minor ones. However, I have never been to Detroit area. So I can't comment on those clubs. Maybe someday. I will travel to Houston later this year, so maybe it will make the list.
  • IceyLoco
    5 years ago
    so your criteria basically deals with the availability of prostitution
  • playfulsteve
    5 years ago
    LA/COI: No alcohol at any of the clubs I've been to that have HM/UHM (Synn COI, SR COI, Paradise and Tropical Lei in Upland), due to them being fully nude (In Cali topless =alcohol, full nude = no alcohol) Those are pretty much the go-to's where extras/HM/UHM are the reason for the visit. SRCOI is where the hottest women usually are (Be careful though, there is some crazy prices from some of the dancers there......AKA GPS). Synn is kind of the sweet spot of Hot, vs Price. Some nights there is a backup for available VIP space.... Paradise is known for its more curvier dancers, but there are a handful of OUTSTANDING choices there. All 3 of these clubs are local to each other (In the City of Industry) The outlier (by distance) is Tropical Lei (located in Upland), It also has extras/hm/uhm very much available. The only issue with TL is that is still priced per dance, and not by time in VIP..... I don't have any experience in any of the other regions that you all speak so highly of...some day. Also as a side-note...... Vegas is basically a no-go comparatively..... What is available is very high priced comparatively. Better off going the online escort route, or cruise through the bars in the casinos........
  • nofuglies
    5 years ago
    Agree on the consensus for Portland. Tats galore. Have to be extremely lucky to get extras and it won't be with higher than a 6 in looks. Seattle, on the other hand has to be in the top ten areas if you are looking for high/ultra mileage with decent looking dancers. Biggest drawback in no alcohol in any club in Washington State. If I lived in Portland, I'd drive to Seattle a couple times a month. If you aren't looking for mileage and just want to see eye candy, save your $$$ and head to Vegas.
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