Does anyone else have this really good problem? Do I have to move to these fucked up places? Cause I will. Scams possibly? Maybe I’m in the 1000 mile radius? too lazy to check right now. Perhaps I’m so fucking incredibly handsome that I’m internationally in high demand?


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They heard your van has all the best candy. 😀
Hey baby. Send me a thousand dollars so I can come see you.
@Nice that makes sense but tell that to these damn kids that pelt me and van with rocks every morning
@Warrior that what i was thinking but they never ask that though. But then again I don’t get into deep conversations with them usually
@25 yeah my thoughts exactly I just needed some sage confirmation with it
They wanna bag an American husband so they can come to the land of milk-and-honey
^^^Im very available and gettable
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