What are with all these super hot Venezuelan and Columbia’s girls hitting me up

They heard your van has all the best candy. 😀

Hey baby. Send me a thousand dollars so I can come see you.

>Perhaps I’m so fucking incredibly handsome that I’m internationally in high demand?<
You nailed it bud 😂

@Nice that makes sense but tell that to these damn kids that pelt me and van with rocks every morning

@Warrior that what i was thinking but they never ask that though. But then again I don’t get into deep conversations with them usually

@25 yeah my thoughts exactly I just needed some sage confirmation with it

They wanna bag an American husband so they can come to the land of milk-and-honey

^^^Im very available and gettable