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Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, NJ

This has got to be the End of Days for strip clubs in my area. I stopped by Friday afternoon, it was actually crowded but damned if I know why. It's a million old…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, NJ

I had read about Clancy's for years and had the impression it was a rest home for old dancers. I was pleasantly surprised to see all the dancers were younger Brazilians. No one…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, NJ

I stopped by VIP's for the first time ever this afternoon. There's a free town parking lot off Valley Street right behind the club. I got there at 4 pm. There were 2 others…

I went in on a Saturday night around midnight. Security are cool, gave no hard time. Girls as customer allowed only in a company of gentlemen or a group of girls celebrating as bachelorette party.…

This place is near my work, so I'd been meaning to stop in. I swung by once recently but it was just after open and there weren't even any dancers there yet. This time I…

I was coming home from the Willowbrook Mall a few weeks ago and decided to stop in for a drink. I spent many hours here in my younger days and was curious what it…

So, I had to take a drive to Totowa, where I resided for a brief time. While there, I visited a spot I went to a few times previously on Saturday afternoon around 130…