Oh shit great time

This club is located just outside of downtown San Francisco on Broadway. The gay pride festivals were over, but as I was heading to this club a pack of proud homosexuals chanting “We’re here, we’re queer get used to it!” all got together and picked me up over their shoulders hailing me as lord of all gays. I tried explaining that I was very heterosexual, but they insisted on carrying me to my destination for I was their lord and savior. Yeah I like listening to WHAM but this is a little too much. I said please take me to Centerfolds. And they did. They dropped in front of the club. I got up dusted myself off and headed in. Btw the way I saw so many hot Asian civies walking around town. If you like Asians this SF is the place for you. In fact I saw more hot Asians walking around than I saw Peets Coffee and let me tell you that’s saying something.

Cover is free between 6-8. $25 after that. You get ID scanned and photographed like your in Total Recall or some shit. Club is full nude so no alcohol. Parking is not to bad here you should be able to park on the street. Neighborhood is nice (every neighborhood seems to be here) The key with this club is Monday the deal is $150 for 30 minutes in a very private bed setting. It’s like some $1000 manhattan shit your getting and key to this trip. Normally $450 which is something I would never spend.

Layout. It’s kinda crazy. There are three stages if I remember right but only main stage. From looking at the main stage private rooms are upstairs to your right and left and then the cabanas where I went are downstairs. “Bar” that doesn’t serve alcohol in the back left corner. Bathroom is up left of the stage.