How do I write a review?

Go to the club's page on this site.

Scroll to the bottom and select the "Add a review..." link.

There's a link to the review guidelines at the top of that page. Below that, make selections from the drop-down menus and add your review text.

Add review title.

Click "Submit review".

I use a desktop computer with real keyboard, much easier than phone.

@BigBlackBrotishCock;

To answer your question:

Can I become a club review writer?

Yes you can.

Just remember that British humor reflects the typical reserved nature of British society. More than anything, Brits love to use irony, to the extent that it is part of their daily interactions.

humor is often characterized by satirical takes on “the absurdity of everyday life”.

^what is an example of what is absurd?

“British Absurd humour focuses on the silly, ridiculous or surreal. Much of British comedy is about noticing the absurd things in everyday life. Like the way everyone squishes onto the train even though there is another one in just one minute. Luckily, Brits usually tend to see the funny side of this. This kind of comedy is best done by stand-up comedians, including Jimmy Carr and Peter Kay.”

An American stand up comic would make fun of the fact that:

“The Black King of England is an impossibility, there is no way we will ever see one....”

“Black British people are British citizens of either Black African background, or of Black African-Caribbean (sometimes called "Afro-Caribbean") background and include people with mixed ancestry from either group.”

“The term black has historically had a number of applications as a racial and political label and may be used in a wider sociopolitical context to encompass a broader range of non-European ethnic minority populations in Britain.”

“Black residents constituted around 3 per cent of the United Kingdom's population in 2011.”

You wtite some shit and post it

Nicespice - Absurd would be a square dance at a strip club.