1st time disappointment
So I went back to my spot, cheeques, which is quickly be becoming my favorite club on a Saturday after midnight. I've never been here on a Saturday night and only arrived at this club after midnight once. My thinking going in is if its cracking on Friday, Saturdays are probably even way better. Sadly on this Saturday night I was mistaken.
Let me start off by describing the club for those that have never been. It's an midsize club with the rectangular stage surrounded by the bar. Stage can hold about 6-8 girls comfortably in it and has two poles. There's flat screens surrounding the bar and a small lapdance area in the back to the right of the entrance. The lapdance area only has 3 chairs and can be type cozy with four other people including you and your dancer back there. Beers are $6 and drinks are a little more. Sometimes you can get shots like $3 even after the offer is over if the bartender fucks with you like that.
Now this trip wouldn't have been as disappointing if I didn't almost die getting there lol (it rained and my windshield wipers are trash, I could barely see the lines on the road) when I got there, there was a little line getting in, I didn't mind that. The club wasnt overly packed but it was a nice crowd. I changed some twenties into ones and ordered 2 coronas. Or I tried to cuz the bartender that was literally a chair over was wild oblivious to my outstretched bills. It took this "startender" that saw me all the way on the other side if the bar to see and service me. Waiting for a little minute for bar service I didn't even notice the shift they had on stage. Imo it looked like they had the entire day shift working that night. Now I'm not opposed to slimmer strippers but that's all they had available. No variety like I've been used to. I mean the "startender" had the most in the ass and tits on the entire club I seen. I really watched the bartender shake her ass into her phone more than I watched the stage. I barely parted with any of my dollar train dollars cuz I tipped the two that was on stage, finished both beers in a few gulps. I was in and out in probably less than 30 minutes. This trip was definitely disappointing but I'm sure it was blip. I gonna be back but probably on my regular days. (If you're curious about the thick ass startender I mentioned, you can find her advertised on cheeques Instagram page.)
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