Men's Club of Houston
3303 Sage Rd Houston, TX 77056

You want how much for that!

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dickdart
Jul 2, 2019, 3:32 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Arrived around 8:30 parked the car in the lot, while valet was available the lot was walled in plenty of well lite parking. I believe it was $15 entry fee caught the very tail end of Happy Hour so by BL was $1 which was nice. Escorted to a table by my waitress for the evening and settled in for some entertainment. Decent crowd for a Monday night when I arrived the center stage was active and within 30 minutes the small satellite stage was open. The girls would do 3 songs on the main stage topless at the end and then do 3 more songs topless the entire time on the satellite stage. Must have been 25+ entertainers I was there for almost 2 hours and did not see the same dancer on stage.

After about 10 minutes a flirty blonde from some central European country sits on my lap for some conversation while she was rubbing the inside of my thigh we talked about a variety of things and she shared (not sure if this was true or not) that her sister also worked at the club. Asked about dances and gave me the rundown of the VIP area and was willing to give me a personal tour of the rooms. I took a pass having just arrived but did tip her for her time. The problem was after she left I notice an aroma and it was coming from my pant leg where the dancer was sitting. Yes it was the smell of ass not sure if it was excitement or poor hygiene either way it made me even happier I passed on the dance however I think the smell may have kept other dancers away.

I ordered the next BL $8 post happy hour prices. Was watching the stage show when a MILFY hard body (V****) came and sat on my lap. All natural and very proud of her body showed me her abs, legs, and ass and also encouraged me to feel her real breasts. Talk moved to VIP only with her prices topping out at $750 for an hour, this was room bottle and dancer fee. Her comment was how are you going to get your dick wet if you don't try. Followed by all you guys come here for is to get your dicks sucked. While that maybe true for $750 I can find someone to do that for days. She had no interest in the $20 lap dances on the side of the stage but said she would do 3 for $100 in the semi private back area. I passed on all offers and then she asked for a tip for her time. I gave her$5 just to get rid of her GPS.

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