Eastern Panhandle West Va Recs - Repost
trpterp
District of Columbia
I'm reposting this in hopes of getting some responses...
Fellow TUSCLers, I will be in Berkeley Springs WV for the upcoming July 4 weekend and am looking to monger on one of the nights, probably Friday the 5th in early evening. What I'd like is a place where I could go watch some dancers on stage and maybe get something to eat and get some private dances if I found someone I liked. I am OK with just about any ethnicity. I would like for the dancer to be able to put together a couple of sentences and not lead with "wanna dance?". I probably won't be drinking, except for sodas, because I don't want to be driving back on the twisty WV roads at night with a couple of beers in me.
It looks like my options are in Bunker Hill or Martinsburg or Ranson. I 'd like to get some input from people on which is my best bet.
Based on what I can tell, it looks like Vixens might be the winner by default. I have been to Golden Horseshoe previously and would probably rule that out for it being beyond how far I prefer to drive. The ID scan at Lust and possible resultant mail, as per one of the reviews, is a non-starter. Elysium is closed indefinitely and Taboo hasn't been reviewed in over 6 months. Any opinions are welcome. Thanks in advance.
Fellow TUSCLers, I will be in Berkeley Springs WV for the upcoming July 4 weekend and am looking to monger on one of the nights, probably Friday the 5th in early evening. What I'd like is a place where I could go watch some dancers on stage and maybe get something to eat and get some private dances if I found someone I liked. I am OK with just about any ethnicity. I would like for the dancer to be able to put together a couple of sentences and not lead with "wanna dance?". I probably won't be drinking, except for sodas, because I don't want to be driving back on the twisty WV roads at night with a couple of beers in me.
It looks like my options are in Bunker Hill or Martinsburg or Ranson. I 'd like to get some input from people on which is my best bet.
Based on what I can tell, it looks like Vixens might be the winner by default. I have been to Golden Horseshoe previously and would probably rule that out for it being beyond how far I prefer to drive. The ID scan at Lust and possible resultant mail, as per one of the reviews, is a non-starter. Elysium is closed indefinitely and Taboo hasn't been reviewed in over 6 months. Any opinions are welcome. Thanks in advance.
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