Hey guys I’m in a little bind right now. My favorite stripper thinks I drive an Aston Martin, this is what I told her. It’s not true at all. I just want to be transparent and forthcoming especially if we are gonna know each other really well. The truth is my mom has got me in a little bus program that drops me off all over the city. But especially the strip club. I don’t have a car.
I’m really embarrassed to tell her all this. So far I’ve been really good at hiding it, I even drop my Bob the Builder lunch box off at the front desk of the club before I go in. Should I keep this fabrication going or get down on my knees and just come clean? I really don’t know what to do.
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Just go buy an Aston Martin. Problem solved.
Just tell her it’s in the shop and pick her up in your van 😂
Wtf Muddy lied to me 😡
Fill the lunch box with Benjies and show it to her. She'll be fine with your real ride pictured here:
Ok never mind then I forgot she posts on here. Cats out of the bag.
I’d suggest hookah and money. No guarantees but it may save the day.
^^^XD Your right Huntsman An old shaman brew of coffee hookah, sour punch straws, cash and pizza crust should make everything right again.
You can borrow my Aston Martin. if you wish. ... Oh SHIT! Your favorite stripper saw what I drive! Damnit.
tell her you sold it to bond. james bond.
Tell her you gave it to a Vegas stripper hoe from a top Vegas club. She'll be so impressed, she'll drop on your dick right there. Let her know you'll be getting another Aston Martin, obviously, but you need to save up a bit first
Tell her that she heard incorrectly. What you actually said was that you would drive her in the Ass Ton, Moron. There you go, problem solved!
^^^Just get one of these and you are not lying. You will have to go vroom vroom to make the engine noises yourself though
She lying to you, you're lying to her. It's part of it dude
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