G’old time

In SF for first time. I had just finished skipping at that Full House opening credits park. I was like an even gayer John Stamos. I mean straighter. Straight I meant. I heard Gold had some hotties working there but the club was pricey, this is true. Parking is a fucking pain, I would Uber or take public transportation otherwise your going to have to use in a garage, this club is in the heart of downtown. $5 cover on a Monday at about noon. Buffet going on, never really been to a club that had a full buffet going, it was very odd but it gave me a chance to eat for while I was clubbing which was good, I was going to need to save the money especially being here. They had fried chicken and tacos for the most part, it wasn’t the fucking Golden Corral but not horrible for what it was.

I started eating and watching some of these dancers, the hiring manager and me probably have the same tastes because all of these girls were appealing and most and absolutely banging bodies. Incredible honestly. While I was eating chicken the hottest girl of all time came up to me. I’m that instant I knew she would be my future ATF for the rest of time. I said hello and piece of chicken flew from my mouth onto her face. It was too cringey so she got up and left so that was the end of that. I would have to find a new girl.

Club layout was one main stage to your left, seating all around. Bar to the rear. Bathrooms downstairs, and Champagne room to immediate left, good privacy in those just a see through silk cover but it’s own little room. Upstairs is the big time VIP, I didn’t go up there.

Dances here were $30 per song for the floor dance, your not supposed to touch here. $125 for three songs in the champagne room, they are not supposed to take off their top which is lame. And then $450 (don’t quote me I heard different things from different dancers) for up top VIP where it was more intimate they tell me but I wasn’t interested at that price. Cheapest beers were miler lite and Budweiser for $6.

I first got dances in the champagne room from Lana, very cute girl, tattoos but too rulesy in the champagne for that price. Money was paid upfront, that’s how they do it here whatever, I should have done more investigating on how the dance was going to go prior. I didn’t want to leave disappointed, so I got a dance from this girl Delilah, total stunner, like from a magazine, that is the kind of girl I have in my head when I come to California. Honestly one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen in a club. That’s enough ass kissing but I felt we vibed and made her laugh enough where the champagne room was the best dances she could give under the rules she had to work with. She really worked with me and I had good time with her, would do again. After that I just chilled in the club drinking and BSing with the girls it was good time.