stripper asking for a car
LMN
What is the most ridiculous request a stripper has asked of you?
Recently my "current favorite" asked me if I would buy her a new car. She mentioned she likes audis. She did say she "only wanted an a4".
Recently my "current favorite" asked me if I would buy her a new car. She mentioned she likes audis. She did say she "only wanted an a4".
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Lone_wolf, being the opposite of a pathetic loser and a true alpha male, would take a second mortgage out on his house and liquidate his cash value of life insurance if a stripper asked. And he wouldn't even need sex in return! Just to "keep a good vibe"
-starts telling me about her bills but then stops, saying "I don't want to give you a line of stripper---
and I finish "---shit"
-I tell her she needs a sugar daddy and she tells me she had 3, one paid for most of a car, one paid for her boob job......none got sex
-she insists I take her number last night
-texts me today "What r u doing?"....which soon turns into SS
-I tell her 'I'm working my ass off otherwise I would take advantage of her situation and try to get her to sell her soul...or at least her body."
-she says she would never sell her body
-then asks me for a $500 loan
hahahahahaha
I agree audis are low class shit boxes mostly. I wouldn't be caught dead even in an r8 even if someone gave it to me for free.
the thing is, I have no issue loaning people money - in fact I have made good money loaning people money at high interest rates. But I would never "loan" a stripper money. They have no collateral and their personal guarantee means shit. What am I going to go after when they default? The only valuable thing a stripper has are her implants and I don't think I can seize that as an asset.
Should be fine.
Another time a dancer asked me to go to Vegas with her. This was an out of the blue request and I live on the east coast and never traveled with her even though we did sleep together before.
One time a dancer told me she was looking for a place to move to or someone to move in with and then she asked if I lived alone and what town I lived in. I never even went out with her before. Although she flat out told me a few sexual things she wanted to do with me.
Oh, another weird request. Same dancer as the one who got pissed over contact lenses. When she wasn't upset, one night she asked me to come over and watch a movie at the cinema. I lived two hours away after she moved and she wanted me to do this during a week night when I had work in the morning. crazy.
@shark - did she say "cinema"? Somehow that seems incongruous from a stripper that asks random dudes to buy her contacts. I picture said stripper as more of a "wanna go to the movies" girl.
Might be time to lay off the 'shrooms for awhile, lol
Lamborghini are cars for people with lots of credit card debt.
What do you say about Ferrari and Lotus owners? IMHO, Lambos are the choice of drug dealers and new money. Lots of bling and power but they're better at making a statement than being a car.
Ferraris are more drivers cars that aging executives buy, and real car guys buy the older carb cars and do their own work on them. Lotus' are for people who race and want the most bang for the buck. They also do their own work, and own the most sets of wheels.
Anyway I don't see a lotus as anywhere in the same league as a ferrari. They are fast as they are so light but they still aren't doing 0-60 in 4 seconds or less. Also, I could never own one. I'm 6 ft 2 and I can barely fit in one.
I don't like the new line of ferrari. With the exception of the new 458 I find them extremely underwhelming. The FF which is amazing vehicle looks like shit IMO. They are leasing that new pussy ferrari, the California, for 2-3k/month and everyone around here has one. Hate that car.
I love the previous generation ferrari though.
As far as looks I do think lambos look the best but everyone I know whose ever owned a lamborghini was deeply in debt and living on minimum payments. Also most idiots get the gallardo which doesn't even have the classic vertical doors.