Strippers asking for advice
I've noticed it happens a lot, especially with favs. Like Hotstuff's recent post, it may be stripper related - should I get a boob job? (no!), should I cut my hair? (no!), should I get (another) tattoo? (hell no!) - or it could be on a more mundane topic - used cars, apartment leases, college courses, etc.
I treat all the requests seriously, and give a well reasoned and nuanced response, which, of course, is promptly and completely ignored, lol
So, what interesting things have strippers asked your advice on?
I treat all the requests seriously, and give a well reasoned and nuanced response, which, of course, is promptly and completely ignored, lol
So, what interesting things have strippers asked your advice on?
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2. should I get back with my X for the sake of our kids
3. the ne girl stole my new boots. should I kick her ass
During the Great Recession of 2008-2009 I personally know 3 dancers that lost their homes. An ex-favorite totally ignored my advice and just walked away from the home. That's one reason she's an ex
I say "small chance" in this case not as a slam against strippers. Most people want to hear things like "great idea...a giant picture of Elmo from Sesame Street climbing out of your asshole will be SO sexy." But a sincere "well, I generally think a woman's beauty is hard to enhance...are you sure Elmo will still look great when you're 64?" probably won't hurt you.
For bang69's questions:
1) if you're asking whether it is time to go to rehab the answer is usually yes - go to rehab.
2) that's complicated - I don't know X's strengths and weaknesses. (And don't go any further -- this question is the exception to the "be sincere rule")
3. No, because you might end up in jail.
Toronto sweetie was serious when she asked me for advice about the fashion retail business that she wanted to undertake. I was not supportive of her plans and tried mightily to convince her to do something different with the substantial savings that she had accumulated. My advice really disappointed her and I think that was the real reason for her dumping me. I haven't seen her since she retired in February to open her business. There has been only one cold, perfunctory phone call between us since that date - a pretty blatant message in the tea leaves for even an old dolt like me to decipher. I fully expect the next call from Toronto sweetie will be an appeal for money when her goofy business fails.
My first OTC dancer when I entered our hobby also retired to the straight world. This girl wanted advice about oil patch careers suitable for women and the education needed for those careers. I gave her legitimate advice to answer her request and be damned if she didn't follow it up with a two year instrumentation technology course at a Calgary technical school. I helped her find her first oil patch job and she seems to be doing well. Last I heard she had married and moved on to a better job with a different company in Saskatchewan.
It is probably different with somebody you see regularly outside the club vs someone you talk to in the club. If you don't know the person well you can always equivocate "well, I don't really know _____ but it is hard to begin a new business, etc." but also avoid anything absolutely false.
The big exception, IMO, is any advice to do with a LTR. Can't win on that!
2. Should I move back to my native country? (probably not)
3. Should I see you OTC? (YES!)
It turned out that it wasn't even a Fender! Just some cheap knock off. Oh well. I would have bought it off her if it had been anything worthy.
People, in this case customers, like to be asked for advice. It's flattering and suggests a special connection.
Many ladies are aware of the second.
(1) Ya think this hat will make me awesome?
(2) Ooooh look this bra will match with the panty I bought the other day, wadya think?
(3) There's a place we should check out, any comments about the place?
(4) This 8-inch shoe will make me taller, you think taller is better?
She will figure it out and calmly move to the next conversation.
Shit testing like you are under the microscope, just don't even engage just one sec.
She'll pull out and throw a smile.
Amen to that.
That said, I always give the best advice I can. I'm just realistic about why a 20 year old girl would, for example, ask me -- a guy who I'm very sure she knows hates tattoos, just by one look at me -- whether she should get another tattoo.
o Simulated relationship, a technique to increase the steadyness of the cash flow (from you to her).
o Mrs. Schwab said she'd cap their whore asses if they got anywhere near Charles's office.