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Would you get a dance from this dancer?

Jun 1, 2014, 9:05 PM
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sharkhunter

She looks fairly good. She asks if it's ok to sit with me. I say ok. The next thing I know she starts talking about the last guy who started to touch her where she said he shouldn't . She said she had to stop the dance right there and told him he had to pay the full amount or she would get a bouncer and manager on his ass. Then she said she was mad. Then , "do you want a dance?". I have to say I never heard a worse job of trying to sell me a dance. I thought about asking where he touched. Then I thought, she said she's mad. Best to get rid of her by saying maybe later. Would you even consider getting a dance from a mad stripper?

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ime

Nope

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Lone_Wolf

no

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shadowcat

Maybe later? Fuck no!

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ButterMan

Wow! hell no...LoL

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Subraman

No way

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TheFword

Once a girl told me she just started working at this club because all the girls where she worked before liked to suck cock. I quote "You can literally get a hamburger and a blow job for $10." I wasn't interested in a burger, but I was out the door and off to that club in a flash. I did end up getting a BBBJ and FS at her former club less than an hour after I left. It was more than $10. Maybe I should have asked for a lunch special.

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gawker

I'm reminded of a former fave who offered $100 BBBJ in VIP. She was always emphatic that there'd be no CIM. One day she told me that some asshole dumped a huge load in her mouth. She spit it all over his shirt and then told him that doing that was a $300 fine and if he didn't pay she'd get the manager and the bouncer. He allegedly paid her.

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Clubber

Was she Asian?

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Clackport

@gawker- ROFL

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sharkhunter

Is the question to me? The girl who I was referring to was not Asian. Looked American.

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Clubber

shark,

Then, no.

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alabegonz

Never encountered such a nice girl probably because I don't get turned-on right away.

Anyway, if I heard that which probably I heard from my CF who flatly turned down some of the creeps who were trying to get in her panties. In my case, I would ask her to tell me more about her not wanting to go the man's way. And after having that conversation telling her I have only $10 left in my wallet.

It's her problem now.

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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crazyjoe

No sir

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SlickSpic

Mad stripper? Y'all know your brother Slick. The madder the better.

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rockstar666

Clubber cracks me up!!!

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umissedaspot

"She looks fairly good. She asks if it's ok to sit with me. I say ok."

She wouldn't even get that far with me if she looked only "fairly good".

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georgmicrodong

@sharkhunter: Not a chance.

@Clubber: LO-fucking-L!

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