Pussies Rule

I have given t-shirts to a couple of strippers that are favs. The shirts read "I have the pussy. So I make the rules".

Yeah I get extra points for doing that. LOL.

The article is a good explanation that:

-- Dogs have owners.

-- Cats have staff.

Dogs come when called; Cats take a message and MAY get back to you.

Dogs think their owners are better then them, and they are usually wrong. Cats think they are better than their owners, and they are usually right.

Cats eat my shotgun's pellets.

Dogs don't.

So, the question is....

More pictures on your phone of your ATF or your kitty?

That's why they call them pussies, isn't it?

I got plants. They get me where I need to get.