What would you rate as the top moment in your strip club "career"? The one, where if you to choose only one, you would relive over and over again?
For me it was the time I greased a bounce at The Outhouse in Kansas. I tell you it was so fuckin' hot and totally made me feel like a RICH STUD. For days after I was so high off the experience and totally forgot my usual anxieties in life about failing to be Gordon Gekko or marrying into money.
I'm as rich as a chocolate eclair
This one reminded me of that friggin' look-away fee I opted to pay for. What sh*t it brought me was not really a good deal. Haha, but she said it was worth it because the following moments were interrupted Vegas moments.
My top moment was when my 2nd ever ATF (a very short Filipina) sat on my knees in VIP and gave me an award-winning BJ. LOVE that girl!
When my ITC spinner swallowed my load.
Two come to mind: my 1st and only LDK with my #3, and the first time my ATF kissed me in the club, which really took me by surprise since it's completely against the rules.
Going home (or at least to her hotel) with the pornstar feature. Keep in mind I do not pay overtly for anything illegal.
Goodness, I guess I'll say getting into strip clubs the summer after I turned 16 (age is 18 in Washington since no alcohol) without having my ID checked. All this led to meeting my ATF, getting my first BJ (ITC) and first FS (OTC).
I have two.
First was my very first ITC BBBJCIM with a very hot stripper in a club in Miami - she was supremely talented, drained every last drop and swallowed it all. Before that, my dicier ITC services were limited to dive clubs in the northeast, where everything was covered and performed by mediocre talent. It was the best damned blowjob I had ever had - better than anything I had ever received from any SO. This was 12+ years ago and I don't even remember the club now. Man I severely overpayed, buying an expensive CR after already buying a string of LDs, but it is one for the memory banks.
The next, oddly enough, was an impromptu makeout session with a beautiful young Russian stripper in a fairly conservative club in the northeast. This was at the bar, in a club where nothing really happens ITC. Between the making out and what she was doing with her hands, my head was cloudy to say the least. The club was dead and it was just an odd night overall, but man was it fun.
My favorite strip club moment of all time was when I bought a fake ID.