After seeing this club ranked near...

After seeing this club ranked near the top of TUSCL's best clubs, I finally decided to make the trip to check out what I was apparently missing. I have to say that this wasn't Vegas by any stretch of the imagination, but it was pretty damn good (for FL or for anywhere else). It's not so much the girls that make me want to give the club a high rating (but more on that in a minute), it's the club itself. For anyone that's ever been put off by clubs that are dark, run down, or just "scary looking", you should check this out. It's clean, modern, and feel very safe. Again, let me stress - it's CLEAN. (Why is this so hard for so many clubs? Just turn up the damn lights at the end of the every night and run a vacuum! Maybe hire a cleaning crew to scrub the mirrors and other surfaces every so often. You all make money - we know you do! - so use some of that to keep the place looking sharp. End of rant.)<br>

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Okay, so once I got sat down in the refreshingly clean club, I did turn my attention to the talent. (I'm not a health inspector, believe it or not!) The girls were attractive and plentiful. And there were plenty of types to go around. Unless you're into some weird, edge of normal look, I'm sure you'll find something you like at Solid Gold. Personally, I ended up with a petite blonde named Staci (Stacia? Tracy? -- It was something like that. I had ridden the motorcycle all day so my hears were still a bit ringing…sorry). She was polite, talkative, and easy on the eyes. And she didn't seem to mind that I wasn't there for anything private. (In my words this was just a trip to "get the lay of the land", and she was fine with that. She even cracked a joke about the pun.)<br>

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After a couple of hours, I had seen enough. I'll definitely be back. And I'll be bringing the poker guys. <br>