What...no LMN? I hope the lil fella didn't burn himself making the curly fries!

Wow! No contributions from LMN for a while. What happened to guy?

I suspect he was in his personal helicopter flying over his palatial estate. Just as he was ready to snap a photo while holding a "LMN TUSCL" a nosebleed began. He began to exsanguinate from the cocaine nose and passed out, falling on his helicopter pilot. This caused said helicopter to crash.

He was then rescued from the fiery wreckage and given bionic body parts. He is currently recovering. Next week get ready for a post by DARTH LMN!

What is your theory?