Drug detox

Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early in the morning and is lethargic by 9:00 pm, her peak earning hours. So she decided she's gonna clean up her act and get off everything. She began decreasing methadone a month ago and last week stopped all methadone therapy. Of course she then started shooting a heroin/ fentenal combo ( about 3 to 4 grams daily. She began applying for admission to a detox facility and found no beds available. Yesterday she called me early asking if I'd drive her to detox. I got to her apartment about 11:00, took her shopping for necessities (shampoo, conditioner, make up, etc.) then back to her apartment for a little nookie, then an hour & 1/2 drive. Just got on the highway and she took two tampons apart and shoved 3 cigarettes in each easy glide dispenser (it's a non-smoking facility. She then put an old flip phone in a Baggie, slipped her pants down to her ankles and stuffed the phone up her pussy. The truck driver beside us was shitting his pants watching, but she's an exhibitionist and loved it. She flashed her tits at him, too. I asked if she wanted me to stop and shove the phone charger up her ass, but she declined. We got her to detox, said goodbye and I came home. Today, I was driving my wife who has dementia, and she reached in the door pocket, brought out two tampons and asked, "What are these?" I said a friend I played golf with had nosebleeds and must have left the packing there. I took them and threw them away. Then she found the top of the Kotex box and fortunately can't read. I said its just rubbish, don't worry about it. I also was given my ATF's purse to hang onto for a month and that's in the trunk of my car. I checked its contents this morning and discovered one used syringe, two crack pipes and a bundle of Choy. Must remember to discard before some drug sniffing dog hits on my car. Can anyone match that story?