Lips
501 Av. Luis Muñoz Rivera, San Juan, 00918, Puerto Rico*

I went to LIPS on a...

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mywontons
Jun 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I went to LIPS on a Saturday night. Parked in front and gave my keys to the valet to park (mandatory). Got searched (briefly) on the way in. Once in around midnight, it was pretty clean and music was very loud. I knew I was home. Once in the dance floor part, got a seat real quick with my friend, got some drinks, first drink free and enjoyed the show. The ladies (a lot of them) will walk right up to you and ask if you want a dance. They were friendly enough to tell not yet and they would walk away. Not pushy. The bathroom was dirty, smelly and exactly what you would expect at a strip club, and no towels or toilet paper. The Bar was packed and very hard to get to, however the main floor was easy to walk around, get a table and sit at the stage if you wanted.<br>

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The girls were out of this world, all 9's, some 9.5's. They let you touch when they came up to you at your table, a quick hug. The lap dances were $30/song (Monday's 2X1). You get 4 songs for $100. It was worth it. Discuss what you want up front before you pony up the cash. Do you want your face in her snatch or ass, ask her. When you go back, she will take your money at the cashier and pay the cashier. Then she will take you back to a room with about 9 dimly lit booths hid behind those 70's disco curtains so the bouncer can see if any sex is going on. Did not see a bouncer too often so it was safe. The girls would let me touch them everywhere and lick everywhere. Like I said, ask them and they will usually say yes. They did the mock sex thing and were very active. If you pay for more than one dance, it gets more insane. I didn't pay for more than two dances because I got my rocks off with 2 when she was rubbing her ass on my crotch for a song and I came in my pants. <br>

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I am going back for Monday's 2X1 to see if the girls are as good and get my money worth. It was definitely worth it and I will go back. BTW, the champagne room starts at 250/hour. I don't think it was worth it, but I am sure you get what you pay for.

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