Strippers and Expensive/High-End Alcohol
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Some fun examples:
I'm out at a nightclub (a true nightclub, not a SC) with a stripper and I order a bottle of Don Julio 1942 for the table. She then asks me "how come you didn't order patron?" and proceeds to state "i only like really good tequila. i only drink patron." Once I explained to her that Don Julio 1942 was roughly 2-3x the price of a bottle of shitty Patron Silver (the only type of patron shes even tried) she then decided 1942 was good.
I'm out at another nightclub and I had to use the bathroom. I told the stripper to order a bottle of something "good." I'm expecting to return to a bottle of Patron or Grey Goose or something equally stupid. Lo and behold, I return and she had ordered Luis XIII. What the fuck? Aside from how much that costs - let alone from fucking bottle service - she didn't even know it was cognac. The kicker: she tells me "they didn't have any 'Hurricane' to mix it with."
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But i know what you are saying.
But i think strippers are like most people and think that expensive = good. Which is total bullshit when it comes to alcohol.
As an aside I have found that with Scotch and Bourbon their is a noticeable difference between the really cheap stuff and then the stuff that is in the $80 - $150 range after that you can pay a lot more but the difference isn't really worth it.
Neither of these events happened at strip clubs. One happened at Mokai and another at LIV. Both nightclubs on Miami Beach (not strip clubs).I was there with strippers, though for OTC.
why would you leave and tell her to order something good? That's asking for it.... An just curious, how much did that bottle of cognac cost you?
Other clubs give dancers a cut of the drinks the sell. Either way it's in her bst interests to get the PL to buy the most expensive stuff the bar has.
You sure spend a lot of your time with the ghetto fabulous. You need to start hanging out with a more WASPy crowd.
I have yet to meet any stripper anywhere who has any taste at all in booze. Rum, gin, tequila, vodka.....all that shit goes straight from the distillery to the bottle so it is virtually impossible to call one or the other brand high end or low end. Price difference is just a matter of clever marketing. We all know how susceptible our beloved strippers are to the blandishments of a clever huckster.
The most disgusting drink that I ever bought for a stripper was a concoction that she called a Red Rocket......equal parts red wine and Pepsi over ice!
Brrrrrrrrrrr........makes my blood run cold.
Any stripper that I have ever known wouldn't know a true high end whisky or Bordeaux even if she bathed her treasured coochie in it. Mind you, licking Princess Mary or Chateau Latour '45 off a succulent pussy might be a worthwhile exercise.