Turns out Juice was also living in Wales! Somebody has been putting pubic hair in the KFC
What do these people think? the order the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay and get all shocked when they find a pubic hair. I've known for a long time that pubic hair and Santorum are two of the 11 herbs and spices!
A man was eating noodles at a restaurant when he found a pubic hair. He raised a big stink and refused to pay. The owner wasn't happy about it but finally relented. The man left and went to a brothel across the street. The owner (who also owns the brothel) followed a little while later. He opened the door on the room to find the man eating pussy. The owner is livid. "How is it that you are so disgusted by finding 1 pubic hair in your lunch that you won't pay, but your can rush right over here and bury your face in a mound of them?"
"If I find a noodle in here I'm not paying for this either."
