Man hands

12/31/2014 1:51:42 PM

Took a rare noontime strip club visit today. There were on,y two dancers on duty...an older Asian and a young statuesque blonde. I was the only customer. Tipped a little to the asian on stage first who was quite uninspired. Then the young one comes out. Long legs in fishnet stockings. Long curly hair. Perfect, natural B-size titties. She's leaning in being playful and teasing. Then she sits to spread her legs. As she grips her thighs....man hands!!! The complete opposite of everything sleek and petite about her. Totally broke the moment and any chances of taking her to a couch.

What other surprising revelations have you encountered at the stage the completely threw off a magical moment?

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sflguy123

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10 years ago

Man privates!

(But I managed to look past this)

georgmicrodong

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10 years ago

@grand1511: I think you have your priorities wrong. :) I think I could easily get I've man hands, as long as there was no evidence of other man parts.

The most surprising thing to me was a girl who had a large, unattractive mole right next to her pussy. Spread her legs, and BAM! there it was.

shadowcat

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10 years ago

Once saw one with a killer body and a cute face but her teeth were a disaster. No way was I going to stick my dick in there.

beguiled

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10 years ago

I heard my first stripper fart this year. She was contorting on stage and I didn't let her know that I heard it.

jerikson40

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10 years ago

Hot girls don't fart. And they they only pee, they don't do #2. Ever. Didn't you learn that as a kid?

gawker

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10 years ago

They pee? Not from the same place I lick, I hope.

bubba267

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10 years ago

Dingle berries.... The magic moment arrives, she slowly spreads her legs , and there are little balls of toilet tissue left behind!

Clubber

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10 years ago

grand?

Where? Even if the, "...asian on stage first who was quite uninspired." I'm up for her. :)

fandingo

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10 years ago

Was at a nude club and the girl spreading her legs. I got closer to tip because it looked like she was really turned-on and had that sexy milky-white juice trickling out... Nope, it was a tampon string. At that point, I was looking for some dark-red around the pretty pink pussy. I guess she was totally not shy about the feminine hygiene product. Maybe she thought it would get her some kinky customers. :P