The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I have only been to one...

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tuscl
Jan 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I have only been to one club is SF, and it's Crazy Horse. Have been here thrice, and never felt trying another one. Great bunch of girls, different ethnicities and body types to suit every taste. Girls are generally chill except for one or two. Don't expect high mileage here, especially with hot ones. Get in during their "happy hours" between 6 and 7 and that saves you $10. With a band or a stamp you can then use that money to get a couple of drinks and come back later when more girls join the fun since this one is fully nude, hence no booze. Overall great experience, you get your money's worth just sitting next to the dance ramp and paying a few bucks in tips. Dances are expensive, 20 for bikini, 40 for topless, 100 for 2/3 ( i have had different rates quoted to me by two girls) and 140 for 3 with potentially better mileage.

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