back row baptist blow jobs at church

Duke69
Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150

This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?

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mikeya02
10 years ago
I went to a catholic church till I was 18. The most I could pull off was trying to look up the girls skirts.
shailynn
10 years ago
you pullin' that $150 out of the collection plate when it's passed around?
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Were you having a big mac atack during church too?
zipman68
10 years ago
You're jes' skilled Dookie dude. That church wasn't known for sluts 'til you started attending.
zipman68
10 years ago
I bet it was all the Big Mac attacks you've had. The hot girlies worry that you're sick. Melts their lil' hearts. Then it's like BAM!!! they're givin' you a BJ!!

Imma hafta try dat shit!!!
ATACdawg
10 years ago
Did you know that Baptists won't have sex standing up? Someone might see them and think they were dancing. Duke, have you tried sex in the hot tub up front yet?

As for me, I'm Presbyterian, one of God's chosen frozen.

motorhead
10 years ago
You might be a Southern Baptist if,,,,

You actually believed Jesus used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
warhawks
10 years ago

That's not Welch's...

It's Jesus...JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Juice needs his glasses checked. He was really getting a blowjob from the preacher man
ATACdawg
10 years ago
I heard that Mikey was excommunicated nor for looking up girls' skirts, but up the nuns' skirts - plus a lot of other bad habits. ;-)
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
I can't get a blow job from the Christian woman that I'm married to, and the women at her church are just as frigid I'm sure. Thus I'll stick to strip clubs over baptist churches despite the recommendation.
farmerart
10 years ago
What is a Southern Baptist as opposed to the regular variety of Baptist that I know in Canada?
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Southern baptists are twice as hypocritical as other baptists, but they have better potlucks.
JohnSmith69
10 years ago
On a serious note southern baptists are more conservative, more zealous, and take the bible more literally.
ATACdawg
10 years ago
And they are affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, which is a loosely affiliated group that debates theological issues but has zero impact on the operation or policy of the member congregations because of the single church polity.
motorhead
10 years ago
Amen!
rockstar666
10 years ago
We pagans have sex as part of the ritual. Maybe someday the Catholics will catch up and embrace sexuality instead of pretending it doesn't exist.
motorhead
10 years ago
As a fallen-away, non-practicing Catholic, I wholly support your above statement. Perhaps the new Pope will be enlightened enough to no longer consider "self abuse" to be a mortal sin. (Not that it's probably not keeping anyone away from Holy Communion any more as in the old days)
mikeya02
10 years ago
^^^^ Lol Motor, one time at mass as a kid, when the priest was eating the wafer and drinking the wine the thought, "Look at that fat pig guzzle down the wine" entered my mind. I thought, "oh no, what did i do"? I never did confess that.
Duke69
8 years ago
Who?
rickdugan
8 years ago
Idk Juice, er, I mean Duke. I heard that those girls were 250 lb heffers with missing teeth and that you were grossly overcharged. The good news I suppose is that you might be able to claim the excess payments as charitable donations seeing that they were made in a church. ;)
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Hope they don't find out the cash was counterfeit, rick. :)
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