Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150
This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?
Been going to this southern Baptist church known for slutty members..been able to pull blow jobs on the backslider babist row for $150
This happens to u ? Or is i just sklled ?
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last commentI went to a catholic church till I was 18. The most I could pull off was trying to look up the girls skirts.
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you pullin' that $150 out of the collection plate when it's passed around?
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Were you having a big mac atack during church too?
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You're jes' skilled Dookie dude. That church wasn't known for sluts 'til you started attending.
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I bet it was all the Big Mac attacks you've had. The hot girlies worry that you're sick. Melts their lil' hearts. Then it's like BAM!!! they're givin' you a BJ!!
Imma hafta try dat shit!!!
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Did you know that Baptists won't have sex standing up? Someone might see them and think they were dancing. Duke, have you tried sex in the hot tub up front yet?
As for me, I'm Presbyterian, one of God's chosen frozen.
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You might be a Southern Baptist if,,,,
You actually believed Jesus used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
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That's not Welch's...
It's Jesus...JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
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Juice needs his glasses checked. He was really getting a blowjob from the preacher man
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I heard that Mikey was excommunicated nor for looking up girls' skirts, but up the nuns' skirts - plus a lot of other bad habits. ;-)
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I can't get a blow job from the Christian woman that I'm married to, and the women at her church are just as frigid I'm sure. Thus I'll stick to strip clubs over baptist churches despite the recommendation.
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What is a Southern Baptist as opposed to the regular variety of Baptist that I know in Canada?
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Southern baptists are twice as hypocritical as other baptists, but they have better potlucks.
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On a serious note southern baptists are more conservative, more zealous, and take the bible more literally.
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And they are affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, which is a loosely affiliated group that debates theological issues but has zero impact on the operation or policy of the member congregations because of the single church polity.
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Amen!
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We pagans have sex as part of the ritual. Maybe someday the Catholics will catch up and embrace sexuality instead of pretending it doesn't exist.
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As a fallen-away, non-practicing Catholic, I wholly support your above statement. Perhaps the new Pope will be enlightened enough to no longer consider "self abuse" to be a mortal sin. (Not that it's probably not keeping anyone away from Holy Communion any more as in the old days)
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^^^^ Lol Motor, one time at mass as a kid, when the priest was eating the wafer and drinking the wine the thought, "Look at that fat pig guzzle down the wine" entered my mind. I thought, "oh no, what did i do"? I never did confess that.
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Who?
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Idk Juice, er, I mean Duke. I heard that those girls were 250 lb heffers with missing teeth and that you were grossly overcharged. The good news I suppose is that you might be able to claim the excess payments as charitable donations seeing that they were made in a church. ;)
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Hope they don't find out the cash was counterfeit, rick. :)
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