I bet it was all the Big Mac attacks you've had. The hot girlies worry that you're sick. Melts their lil' hearts. Then it's like BAM!!! they're givin' you a BJ!!
Did you know that Baptists won't have sex standing up? Someone might see them and think they were dancing. Duke, have you tried sex in the hot tub up front yet?
As for me, I'm Presbyterian, one of God's chosen frozen.
I can't get a blow job from the Christian woman that I'm married to, and the women at her church are just as frigid I'm sure. Thus I'll stick to strip clubs over baptist churches despite the recommendation.
And they are affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention, which is a loosely affiliated group that debates theological issues but has zero impact on the operation or policy of the member congregations because of the single church polity.
As a fallen-away, non-practicing Catholic, I wholly support your above statement. Perhaps the new Pope will be enlightened enough to no longer consider "self abuse" to be a mortal sin. (Not that it's probably not keeping anyone away from Holy Communion any more as in the old days)
^^^^ Lol Motor, one time at mass as a kid, when the priest was eating the wafer and drinking the wine the thought, "Look at that fat pig guzzle down the wine" entered my mind. I thought, "oh no, what did i do"? I never did confess that.
Idk Juice, er, I mean Duke. I heard that those girls were 250 lb heffers with missing teeth and that you were grossly overcharged. The good news I suppose is that you might be able to claim the excess payments as charitable donations seeing that they were made in a church. ;)
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Imma hafta try dat shit!!!
As for me, I'm Presbyterian, one of God's chosen frozen.
You actually believed Jesus used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.
That's not Welch's...
It's Jesus...JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!