OT: Some guys are just too stupid to get laid by non-dancers
rickdugan
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I had the pleasure of watching comedy in action this morning at an airport bar. A guy was working a girl who was probably out of his league, but he had a decent gift of gab. Then the guy offered to buy her a beer when she was clearly working on a bloody Mary. A beer at 7:30 in the morning. To compound the error, rather than offering her another drink of her choice, he spent the next 3 minutes forcing her to justify why she doesn't like beer.
Some people are just too stupid to get laid.
Some people are just too stupid to get laid.
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If you had offered the chick a Harvey Wallbanger she would have gotten down on her knees and given you a sloppy BJ right there in the bar. Trust me, I do it all the time. If I need a pre-8 am BJ from a strange chick it is straight to the airport. I practice saying "hey bay-bee...want a Harvey Wallbanger?" during the drive. Gets me in the zone.
Try that and report back.
And that's where you're wrong Art.
Interacting with women is good, no matter what time of day or what the situation. If nothing more, it gives you some practice and makes you feel a bit more comfortable. Hopefully the guy will realize his mistakes in his delivery, probably not, but I can't fault the guy for trying. If you don't try you'll never succeed.
It's easy to sit back smugly and berate the guy, but it takes balls to do what he did. For some guys it takes a lot of balls, for others it's easier.
Rule #1 in life: You never know until you try.
No it doesn't. That's like saying it takes balls to jump into a lion pit at the zoo. It's not courage it's stupidity.
Yeah...I'm sure...
How does that work for you? I guess you're like a chick magnet huh? They just come to you right? They're noticing you so closely that they can hear you order expensive scotch? That's awesome dude.
Tell me you're joking...please....
So, in a nutshell, don't project your trouble getting laid upon me or anyone else around here. :)
Now yes, I actually do applaud the guy for having the moxy to make the attempt, cold, at an airport bar early in the morning. What I question is his moronic attempt to push a girl to take a beer when she was already 2/3 of the way through a Bloody Mary and made it clear that she wasn't a beer drinker. In about 30 seconds flat he pissed away all the rapport he had built up with her. Why couldn't he have just offered her another Bloody Mary? He just couldn't seem to wrap his head around the notion that she didn't want to down a Bud with him at 7:30 in the morning.
And for those of you who wondered if it was me, no. First off, I don't hit on civvie girls any more - I AM married after all. Second, I make it a rule not to drink before 7pm. The only reason I happened to be there is that it was the only place near my terminal offering a breakfast platter, so this side entertainment was going on as I consumed my eggs, sausage and coffee.
Likely story Dugan dude. Now I know it was you.
Try my Harvey Wallbanger system. It'll get you touched by a real girl.
Laugh all you want at how suave and debonair he isn't. He doesn't give a shit. He doesn't care about the 12 or 20 times he looks like a fool for every time he scores. I've known guys like him. They're obnoxious to be around but they do get laid. A lot.
When I was waiting for the next plane in DFW (Dallas) I saw this dude hitting on the sexy single mom, he was brazen but determined to sway the sexy gal to go with him and have something to eat. The convo was so loud it was heard over two or three rows.
Man, call that desperation.