What do you call a strip...

What do you call a strip club with no strippers? SECRETS OF FAYETTEVLLE! - Went there at 8pm and there were NO DANCERS!!! I sh*&t you not! The sign that says open at 4pm is pure bull!

This is actually a tale of 2 visits. I have not been to this club in a while so I decided to stop by. The sign says that they open at 4pm. Don't even waste your time. I stopped by at about 6pm on my first visit and there was about 4 customers and no dancers. I made small talk with the bar tender and she said 2 girls where there but they didn't come out yet. I stayed till 7pm and still nothing so I left. Came back on another day and figured I'd come in later. Stopped in at about 7:45 and there was 1 guy at the bar 4 customers sitting down 2 guys playing pool and the bar tender. There was not a dancer/stripper in sight. Well sort of, let me explain. I bought a beer and asked the bar tender where are the dancers. She said that there were 6 of them there but they are in the back. I asked her when do they come out. She replied and said "your guess is a s good as mine" I asked her why are they even here if they don't come out. The bar tender then explained that the girls come In early so that they don't have to pay more money to the bar and the DJ. Then they sit in the back BS around, smoke and don't come out till when ever the feel like it. She pointed to the manger on duty who was playing pool and said I could talk to him about it. Just then I saw 3 guys walk in hang around for about 5 minutes then walkout. Then another guy who was there got up and walked out. Seemed like the best thing to do, so I finished my beer and left. Obviously the manager, door girl, bar tender and I supposed owner didn't give a crap that they have a strip club with no strippers and customers walking out the door.

I wonder how their drink sales are from 4pm till whenever the strippers decide to go out on the floor. This place should not even bother to open the doors before midnight.