Made my first visit to Tens...

Made my first visit to Tens in Tucson on Saturday night. Nearly turned around when I saw their sign advertising that night's UFC event. But thought what the hell. Then I found nearly no parking spots at all. Thought about turning around, but finally found a spot. I knew it would be packed but went on in anyway. As I was parking a group of six (three guys/three girls) were walking in. After I parked and made my way to the door these six were still trying to get past the front desk. I nearly turned around but the thought of good looking, nearly naked girls was too much for me to resist. But I really hate waiting in line to give money to anyone. By Tucson standards it was very cold outside. Since the very small entrance was packed I held the door open hoping the cold air would serve as motivation to get things moving. No luck. The door man was explaining to the group leader that everyone had to have IDs and that he was not going to waive the $10 cover charge. After I watched this verbal exchange for nearly three minutes the doorman then had to inform the idiot that only cash was accepted for the cover charges. The idiot had no cash or at least not $60 for the group's cover charge. Solution: go inside to the club's ATM, after leaving an ID for collateral. All the while I'm still waiting and holding the door open. My patience is waning but I find the resolve thinking about nearly naked girls just inside. Even though the doorman would not let me go around the six idiots. Finally the head idiot returns and hands over $60 as cover charge for his little group. I am starting to think I can get into the club and see some nearly naked girls. Well, not so fast. The doorman now starts to frisk the guys and has to check the purses of the girls. I should have known the ordeal was not over yet. Finally, it's my turn, hand my ID to the doorman (I think he scanned it??), a $20 bill to the cute, but not smoking hot, girl at the desk and she takes the time to fill out a card to give me for one month's free entry, and then counts out ten singles to give me as change. Finally, nearly naked girls, here I come. Wait. Now the doorman has to frisk me. And I nearly started to think he was enjoying his job a bit too much! Maybe he was an off duty cop--he frisked me nearly to the point I felt like protesting. Damn, I've seldom had strippers grope me as thoroughly. Ok, are we done now? Yes. Finally. From the time I opened the door it was nearly 10 minutes until I finally saw some nearly naked girls. There is a reason I rarely go to strip clubs on a Saturday night.

Now I walk into a fully packed club I've never been in before. Not quite standing room only but close to it. I walked past the bar to my right. DJ booth at the far end of the bar. Stairs leading to the top floor VIP. Two stages with few options to sit stage side, at least on this night. But seating all the way around the club. I hung out by the DJ booth scoping out the joint, really looking for a place to sit. Waitresses were buzzing around, girls dancing on both stages. The dancer on the main stage was still wearing her brief top. Never peeled it off, even when she made her way to the smaller secondary stage. Ok, this is not good. A strip club where a dancer keeps her tits covered up. Great. First the fiasco at the door and now a shy stripper.

But things got better. The music and DJ were tolerable. He did not talk excessively. And bare tits started to show up too. Do not remember seeing any over the top huge tits, or even any store bought tits, but plenty of nice natural, great looking tops on the dancers. Girls seemed to be everywhere in the club. Not sure how many but with the size of the crowd there had to be over 30 dancers, but there was no way I could get an accurate count. Saw many attractive, good looking girls but only a few outstanding beauties. Mostly white girls, some Latinas, a single Asian girl and a couple of black girls.