Calling Mom to pick you up

ArtCollege
Oregon
In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on my 21st birthday, which forced me to call my mom to pick me up."

Must have been a great conversation on the ride home.

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shadowcat
10 years ago
Some friend!
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
“Mom I’m at the titty bar; can you come pick me up?”
mikeya02
10 years ago
Hmmmm......usually, it's the guys who dress up as stormtroopers at Star Wars conventions, that call mom to pick them up.
jerikson40
10 years ago
Reminds me of Wedding Crashers...Will Ferrell plays Chaz, a 40 year old ladies man who teaches the guys how to get chicks, and lives with his Mom. Chaz rides his bicycle down to the local cemetery to attend funerals....cuz the chicks at funerals are crazy horny..."grief is nature's greatest aphrodisiac".

They visit Chaz at his Mom's home, she's there with curlers and tells him to "pick up your fucking skateboard!!". And while they're talking a smoking hot chick comes downstairs...he had met her at a funeral yesterday and banged her all night.

Funny stuff. One of those Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movies.
Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
^ “… You’re hungry? HEY MA BRING US SOME MEATLOAF …”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4D5zScO…
PhantomGeek
10 years ago
"Hi, Mom. If you're done with your shift at that other titty bar, can you pick me up please? Destiny says hi, too."
Club_Goer_Seattle
10 years ago
Is that better than having to summon your wife to pick you up because you couldn't pay your lap dance tab?
crazyjoe
10 years ago
That is some funny shit. What if his mom was a dancer and the dude had to wait until the end of his moms shift?
motorhead
10 years ago
My mom was too fat to be a stripper
bang69
10 years ago
call a cab its a lot better
Clubber
10 years ago
By today's standards, my mother was ancient when I was born. She was 33.
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Hahahaha
motorhead
10 years ago
I support single moms.
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Hahahahaha
crazyjoe
10 years ago
Haha haha hahaha
Clackport
10 years ago
That would suck
sharkhunter
10 years ago
Was his mom a stripper?
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