In a review of Tropic Lei, Dontay wrote: "A friend of mine thought that it would be a good idea to stop in to Tropical Lei for a while. He was the same friend that left me there on my 21st birthday, which forced me to call my mom to pick me up."
Must have been a great conversation on the ride home.
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Some friend!
“Mom I’m at the titty bar; can you come pick me up?”
Hmmmm......usually, it's the guys who dress up as stormtroopers at Star Wars conventions, that call mom to pick them up.
Reminds me of Wedding Crashers...Will Ferrell plays Chaz, a 40 year old ladies man who teaches the guys how to get chicks, and lives with his Mom. Chaz rides his bicycle down to the local cemetery to attend funerals....cuz the chicks at funerals are crazy horny..."grief is nature's greatest aphrodisiac".
They visit Chaz at his Mom's home, she's there with curlers and tells him to "pick up your fucking skateboard!!". And while they're talking a smoking hot chick comes downstairs...he had met her at a funeral yesterday and banged her all night.
Funny stuff. One of those Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughn movies.
^ “… You’re hungry? HEY MA BRING US SOME MEATLOAF …”
"Hi, Mom. If you're done with your shift at that other titty bar, can you pick me up please? Destiny says hi, too."
Is that better than having to summon your wife to pick you up because you couldn't pay your lap dance tab?
That is some funny shit. What if his mom was a dancer and the dude had to wait until the end of his moms shift?
My mom was too fat to be a stripper
call a cab its a lot better
By today's standards, my mother was ancient when I was born. She was 33.
Hahahaha
I support single moms.
Hahahahaha
Haha haha hahaha
That would suck
Was his mom a stripper?
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