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"Strippers are like white dwarf stars. Extremely hot but not very bright."--Albert Einstein

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JohnSmith69

A stripper was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"OTC from Folkies for $200 an hour."

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JohnSmith69

Make that Follies

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JohnSmith69

A stripper tells her similarly employed roommate, "I sucked a Brazilian cock last night."

The roommate replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?

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motorhead

How is a smart stripper and a UFO alike?

You keep hearing about them but never actually see one.

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JohnSmith69

Q. What is 40 feet long and has an IQ of 40?

A. Roll call at the local strip club

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JohnSmith69

Q: What do a stripper and her beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up

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crazyjoe

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

A. The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

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jackslash

Q. Why did the stripper sit in the corner of the club?
A. Because she was cold and she heard that the corner was 90 degrees.

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ATACdawg

.....and all you guys wonder why dancers don't last long on this site.

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motorhead

Dawg,

I certainly don't wonder why they last. Personally, I'm fine with no dancers on this site. They come on with a big splash, post frequently for a few days then disappear. Some of the guys resort back to 7th grade school boy crushes and act like damn puppy dogs when a dancer joins.

I don't need their "perspective". They make their honest feelings well known on SW.

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shadowcat

I totally agree with motorhead. Some of the guys trip over their dicks try to kiss their asses. If I really want to know what a stripper thinks about something, I'll ask one that I know. Not some stranger on a public forum.

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JohnSmith69

We've got jerikson. That should be sufficient to give us the female/dancer perspective on everything.

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ATACdawg

Jeez guys - humor!

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