Everything I Know I Learned from the Internet

A stripper was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"OTC from Folkies for $200 an hour."

Make that Follies

A stripper tells her similarly employed roommate, "I sucked a Brazilian cock last night."

The roommate replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?

How is a smart stripper and a UFO alike?

You keep hearing about them but never actually see one.

Q. What is 40 feet long and has an IQ of 40?

A. Roll call at the local strip club

Q: What do a stripper and her beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a mosquito?

A. The mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.

Q. Why did the stripper sit in the corner of the club?
A. Because she was cold and she heard that the corner was 90 degrees.

.....and all you guys wonder why dancers don't last long on this site.

Dawg,

I certainly don't wonder why they last. Personally, I'm fine with no dancers on this site. They come on with a big splash, post frequently for a few days then disappear. Some of the guys resort back to 7th grade school boy crushes and act like damn puppy dogs when a dancer joins.

I don't need their "perspective". They make their honest feelings well known on SW.

I totally agree with motorhead. Some of the guys trip over their dicks try to kiss their asses. If I really want to know what a stripper thinks about something, I'll ask one that I know. Not some stranger on a public forum.

We've got jerikson. That should be sufficient to give us the female/dancer perspective on everything.

Jeez guys - humor!