I occasionally visit this site because sometimes he has some funny stories on it's always good for a chuckle or smile. But damn brother, I'd rather not have my license at that age vs being a virgin. stripclubhound.blogspot.com
At this point in his life, if he really is still a virigin, I'd just say fuck it, get a condom, go in your local ghetto at 2am and find a hoe as attractive as can be and clean her up followed by fucking her. If the dream is dinner before sex, then take her out to dinner then fuck her (get a cheap outfit first, these days even cheap outfits look marginally good on women). Any recommendations for the ~40 year old virgins in America?
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I hear there was a movie about a 40 year old virgin.
The guy does not have stuff women normally go for, that's why he is still a virgin.
It sounded like he has more mommy issues than most, possibly including Norman Bates. He probably should try with an escort first, maybe a Backpage girl.
If he's 40 and still a virgin, he probably needs a coach with him the first few times. Daddy Mac Staf could be your professional name, it would be a nice side business.
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