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One inch of rain=hundreds of freeway accidents

This is So.Cal

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Best place for your money

I keep going to this place and I keep having fun free to get in no hassle easy parking girls are great looking and there's always new ones and a few regulars cheap VIP that…

Clutch Gentlemen's Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Thursday Evening

Stopped in on a whim while in the area about 9pm. The interior is really pretty nice. Good lighting, nice bar, cleand with newer furniture. Bar centers the wall opposite the entrance w/ 12-15 spots…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Another Decent Visit!

Decided to stop in again a few weeks ago on a Friday afternoon. Very crowded on this particular day, and there were at least 20 dancers working. I saw some unfamiliar faces and some of…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, Michigan

First Trip to Stars Sports Muskegon

Decided to drive out to Muskegon and check out what the clubs have to offer. I was in Grand Rapids on business so I started there, but the stripclubs were a huge disappointment (not sure…

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Sandy Springs Cops make 3 busts

This is the club that I earned PL of the year at http://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/more-than-charged-sandy-springs-strip-club-raids/6NRXvRdigyINrNXjKQv2kJ/

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Why your pet stares at you when they shit

http://www.roasted.com/article/30999164/why-your-dog-stares-at-you-when-he-poops-plus-7-other-odd-pet-behaviors-explained?param4=roa-tb-us-mo-lifestyle&param1=nydailynews-nydailynews

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I think some people who post on TUSCL don't understand what being "gay" is about

A public service announcement for clarity, being gay means that you are attracted to people with the same sex as you. For example, the comment that felching is "some gay shit": https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=46907#comment586476 Is inaccurate. If you are male and felch another male…

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New Ford Raptor 0-60 in 5.3 Seconds

http://www.motorauthority.com/news/1107813_2017-ford-f-150-raptor-hits-dyno-does-0-60-in-5-3-seconds That's pretty impressive for a V-6, cranking out 450HP.

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Best to Worst

This club used to to be the best in providence back in its hey day. Now its fallen to bottom of the club scale or as close as you can get to running in…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Football, With a Little Dancing

After a largely uneventful visit to Riley's, I decided to loop around and check out Fannie's. Parking was free, entry was 5. Paid the door guy, went through the pat down, and rushed into the…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Eh...

In Atlanta for a wedding tomorrow and I found myself on I-20 West at around 6:15. Figured I'd let the traffic go and try this place out. Parked and went in for free (arrived at about…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Excellent saturday

This review covers two visits on same day.Described about club several times before so I won't go there. Parked my car in the free parking lot in front of the club and entered the club…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Come See Me Again

If you're older, like me, you remember when Foxy was the shining star among a plethora of dumpy strip joints in RI. There was a time that this place had all the young hot dancers…

Showtime Club

Waco, Texas

Show time club in Waco

I got there about 3:45pm. The sign outside said that it was a Gentlemen’s Club that had been family owned and operated since 1969.When I got in, with no cover charge, there was no one…

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Smell from stripper

I was taking dances from a stripper. While dancing she removed her top and I smelt something strange which is bad..it doesn't smell downstairs. Whenever she brings her chest to my face it smells. I could not figure does it…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Friday night

Have been absent from the Vue for a while. Used to come here too often years ago and have enjoyed it quite a bit , but these days I just prefer a bit of…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Dolphins, Whales, Sharks

When I'm in town, Dolphin is my go to club. Frankly it's the only club I go in PDX. I used to go to Club Rouge and Spyce sometimes, but quality has diminished at those…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Review

Im skipping the rundown of the club layout which has been covered numerous occasions I got there around 10pm. Parking lot was not full yet and I easily got a park. Upon entering, I was met…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Nice time, nothing special

Went to Cheeks on a Tuesday around 9:00. Very dead when I got there, but more girls and customers kept trickling in. Most of the dancers were 5-6 range, and I was…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Saturday Night at Union Jack's

I was out at a soul dance party and decided to go down the hill and get a more intimate kind of dance. Union Jack's has a really nice interior. It's small, but…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not bad for a neighborhood joint.

I went on a Saturday afternoon and the place had a decent amount of customers. It is defiantly a neighborhood place with a bar and a dance pole on the inside of one end.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

First time at Inner Room

I have been in Florida for about 4 years and have heard about Inner Room so when I was driving up the coast it seemed like a chance to check it out. I had heard…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday Visit to Follies

This was not my first trip to Follies. but had been a few years since I had been there. I finished a meeting early on Friday. went with some guys from work. I…

Hawthorne Strip

Portland, Oregon

Snowy Day at Hawthorne Strip

It was a rare snowy day in Portland and I was walking home as it really started to stick, thought I'd check out Hawthorne Strip and relax a bit before continuing on my way home.…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Finding the Time

Patheon is currently my favorite club. I’ve been mixing it up trying some different times and days. Last week I tried Wednesday day shift around 2:00. Kind of empty. One girl…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Glory Daze

A couple of weeks ago, I made several stops at Akron bars just to check out the scene. Some of the stops were a quick in and out. Here is my review of OGD. As…

Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Fairhaven, Massachusetts

Was fine.....just fine

With not much else cooking on a Sunday evening in New Bedford this spot will do. They just changed their name a couple of months ago just after the summer, driving up to the spot…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Christmas Shopping (In more ways than one)

I had a day off so I thought I would go to the big city for some, for me, early Christmas shopping. After a day of fighting the crowds I decided to unstress by…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

renewing an old friendship

My reviews are usually about my visits to strip clubs in Portland, the strip club heaven a short trip south of Seattle. But last week I ventured into Pandora's, a club in North Seattle.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Revisit.

Haven't been here for a while. Ubered over around 8 in the evening and was surprised the club was completely dead, I was the only patron there. Later found out they were closed the day…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

First Time

Probably about a month ago I decided to go check out Southern, since After 12 closed (long story, msg for details). Anyways, it was recommended that I should try it due to a good portion…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Most Boring Time Ever At A Strip Club

Went to Rio on a Tuesday night at about 10pm. It was a $20 cover but they are having a toy drive so you can get free with a toy of $5 dollar value. When…

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Shaking my head

My ATF Jenna does not own a car, and so when she comes to my place I usually pick her up. But yesterday she told me she had a ride. She arrived a little after noon, and I…

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My System for Calling RickyDugan a Fag

Step 1) Log onto TUSCL Step 2) Post a new topic saying something like "RickDugan is Gay!" Step 3) Laugh your fuckin ass off! Only a brilliant RICH STUD such as myself could have figured that one out!

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Not So Silent Night.

POLK COUNTY, Fla. - More than 100 people have been arrested in Polk County following a six-day investigation into prostitution and human trafficking. A Central Florida school employee, a corrections officer and a 40-year-old man who had a pregnant wife at…

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Larry fishergirl how much u pimping out your mother for ? $20 ?

I'm buying

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What turns you on more the physical or the mental stimulation ?

What turns you on more the physical or the mental stimulation ?

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Entering the world of a stripper

On a recent thread I mentioned this stripper that wanted commitment from me, she didn't want to share me with anyone. I thought it was SS, or I thought she was talking about my commitment as a customer of hers. Well…

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san_jose_lloyd walks into a underground mexican bar...

Lloyd Schoene walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a Shirley Temple and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced…

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OT: Messed with the wrong guy

Former WWE wrestler body-slams gas-station robber: http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/downtime/former-wwe-star-body-slams-would-be-robber-at-gas-station/vi-AAlBSAa

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SJGay holds a lecture on why he stopped watching porn

https://youtu.be/gRJ_QfP2mhU

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OT: Craig Sager passes away at age 65

Colorful NBA sideline reporter Craig Sager passed away today at the age of 65 - he had been in treatment for leukemia and missed part of the 2015 season but had made it back to the sidelines - I thought/was-hoping…

Pure Diamonds

Portsmouth, Virginia

no just no

I went to pure diamonds last Friday at around 2:00 PM, apparently they started opening at noon but they didn't tell any the dancers because the only people there were me, the bartender and two…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

A fantastic club experience for me after a very long time

After a disappointing evening at the Penthouse club, I was about to call it a night when a Penthouse hostess told me that I should try the CRC, especially since the cover was already paid…

Blue Rhino

Elwood, New York

Not what it used to be

I popped in a Friday around 9 pm. When you first walk in the club appears clean and in pretty good shape, nice lighting , but on the small side. There is a stage behind…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Ended up here

Man, I love this place. There's something about Bogies that really gets me going. Sure, it's seemingly a dump. But I love it. The atmosphere is calm, usually, and I find that comforting. I didn't…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Run down bar and dancers

I visited the club around 4pm on a Thursday afternoon. There were 6 or 7 dancers, most in the 4-6 range. The best looking was a blond named Jamie that had a nice body and…

Cabaret NOLA

Metairie, Louisiana

Casual Night

My friend was moving to Dallas for a gig and I decided to send him off in style. Being that he's not into black girls, I decided to take him to a different vibe from…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Back again

After my first visit back in July, I decided it was time for another go around last Saturday night. The bar was fairly full and the bartender but the bartender was pretty quick with everything.…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Diverse entertainers

This is a really under-estimated club full of potential. For one, it's not a tacky BYOB club, it does offer a full bar, the women range from all different shapes and sizes, the 3 stages…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

tuesday

I stopped in late on a Tuesday hoping to catch a private dance with a hottie. As it was that night, I was unimpressed. I saw 5 girls but 2 were bbw…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Review

This was an interesting visit. Being from the Detroit area, I am used to much more from a strip club. I found out that this club and maybe most in the area are the same.…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Not a bad place. Something for everyone

I went here on a Friday afternoon when I was in Denver for the day. First, the club is not bad. It could use a few updates to paint and furniture, but it is a…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Had a great time here

This place was a lot of fun. There were so many dancers and it gets pretty wild there . Best time I had in a long time. Went there on Saturday night after 12 and…

Rio Club

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Nice place

Walked in and was surprised to see how clean and classy the place looked. Not so busy when I got there but there were some guys hanging out with some dancers and they seemed to…

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Ever tell a stripper her pussy stunk?

I was at what would be considered a small dive club yesterday. I've been there often and with the girl in question before. Her pussy smelled the other times also. This is an extras club. At the bar I touch her…

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2001 + Patriot Act = 1984 in 2016?

Hmmm...!?

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Found Money Is The Best

I've been banking with Chase for years and most of what I do is on line and wire transfers. I was just checking my statement to make sure I got paid and I noticed there's a thing on my statement…

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Just curious !

Have ever met a stripper and thought she way way hot, hung out for a bit even gotten some dances, a few days or a week later gone to see the same girl and been disappointed by her looks?

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Not a bad club but pay cash

My wife and were in Lexington and decided to stop in and see the UFC fights. I had been to this club once before by myself and had some good dances from a couple very…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

great expectations

went to the club last week and since it was early afternoon there was no cover charge. after a few minutes i went over and sat next to the stage where there were…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

Good times in a small town

Lil dive bar last night. The kind of place were they were the floor is dirty and the girls are much older but very experienced. Dances costed $5 and mileage was insane. Surprisingly no…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Not bad for the money...if you just want a lap dance

I was there in 12/6. Lola was the dancer I saw. The options were nude peep show, topless lap dance, or VIP room. Peep show is a full nude show through glass.…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Pretty Impressive

I was on a short business assignment in the area and thought I would stop by. Wow!! I am glad I did. The girls were gorgeous but I found myself a Texas petite blonde with…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Downhill

I had just had a boring experience at the nearby Jet Strip and not satiated at all, I figured I'd come over to BE, the old stand-by. I say stand-by because I just don't…

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Did you ever think you were going to die from a shit?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tybuq/did_you_ever_think_you_were_going_to_die_from_a/

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Yesterday I ate a caterpillar

Today I pooped a butterfly

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A Tale of how a older dancer stole my cash from a younger stripper

Was at a Lil dive bar last night. The kind of place were they were the floor is dirty and the girls are much older but very experienced. Dances costed $5 and mileage was insane. Surprisingly no ITC sex as…

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Well, of course he did!

Must be a TUSCL member. Maybe London Guy? Although no mention of FFK clubs in Germany... http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Ol' faithful

It's really hard to post anything new about this club. The Cab has been both criticized and Harold for many years with reviews on this site going back to the 90's. Getting to the point,…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Interesting Club

This place is pretty hit or miss as far as talent is concerned. Lots of different sizes, shapes, colors, of girls. The dancers lean toward having tattoos and piercings, and unnatural colors of hair. The…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Two-Fer Tuesday

I had stopped going to this club because I found it boring and slow. With a recent trip back to the area, I thought I'd read the reviews and see if anything had changed.…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Gold Club is the only...

The Gold Club is the only place in the area if you're in the downtown area, and GOOD LUCK finding it. You actually come in behind it when you put the Chancellor St address…

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Has JohnSmith69 already posted about this teacher?

http://caseyanthony.com/bad-teachers/trudy-hill-scored-well-on-rate-my-teacher-hint-it-may-have-been-the-blow-jobs/ Ace! ;)

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Are they still open?

I had stopped by on many a Saturday, hoping the posted 2 PM opening time was correct. It isn't, they open at 5 PM on Saturdays. I had a Friday off and decided…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Friday evening party

Heard a lot about this club so decided to check it out. As soon as I pulled in the parking lot I could tell this place was packed.No place to park,so waited around for about…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

It's that time of year

I've never been on a Monday and I decided to stop by and see what's available. To my surprise there was a lot going on and for a Monday it was pretty good.…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Pizza Beer Boobs

If you havent been here its a small club with a stage tucked in corner and a long bar with tables and chairs plus vip booths in rear of club. Rachel was tending bar and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls never disappoints

It had been a couple of years since I'd been to Baby Dolls, and it is the same as always... Everyone will find something they like at Baby Dolls! Blondes, brunettes, slim or curvy,…

City Lights

Fresno, California

Fun, Cheap, RULES

Travel to Fresno frequently on business. Went here looking for some entertainment and female companionship. Overall, not a bad place to hangout. Dancers aren't too pushy, but will definitely approach to try to…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Was ok

I stopped into this place while I was in Tampa because it was nearby. The cover charge was fair ($10 maybe less). There were probably about 6-8 dancers with more coming in while I was…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

CeCe On The Night Shift

I'm intermittently in South and Wednesday night, I happened to go on the night. There were several regulars in there, including Sky and Sara and a newer girl, Cece, who's been there about a…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

great value in Vegas

This is my second time reviewing this club. I am not a local but I frequent Vegas. Last time, I was in town for a bachelor party so I went to multiple clubs.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I had just flown into town...

I had just flown into town and needed some time to kill before I was able to check into my hotel, saw some previous reviews and decided to check it out. This place definitely has…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Top dancer quality at this club again

Hot. Every girl at this club is hot again. This club is a big yellow metal building with an adult book store on the front side. Park in the parking lot and the…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Take Me to the Champagne Room

Visited the Playhouse again after the UFC 206 on Saturday night. Even after midnight, the club was very well attended. Seven out of the nine poles were in use. Totally lost count…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

A mixed Bag

Hot 22 was an all nude bar, but lost its liquor license a long time ago and is no longer fully nude. That said, most dancers show all they have at various time in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A specific kind of experience

This was probably my fifth or sixth trip to MBoT over the years. It is great for very specifically what it is. The club has not really been updated, but you don't really…

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One Dead In Portland Strip Club Stabbing

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) – A 23-year-old woman was arrested in the deadly stabbing of another woman at a Portland strip club. Portland police Sgt. Pete Simpson said Rinita Linelle Lowe was booked Thursday into the Multnomah County…

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Good Story About Shipwreck Gold

http://www.thebuzz.today/viral/a-treasure-hunter-found-3-tons-of-sunken-gold-and-cant-leave-jail-until-he-says-where-it-is/ I'm betting Papi knows where the gold is.

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More unclothed hotness from L Shima

This voluptuous vixen is a delightful mix of black, white, and Japanese. Here are some recent pics: http://www.egoallstars.com/2016/12/l-shima-funbags-of-a-goddess (9 photos) and here are her vital stats from boobpedia.com: Personal Born: July 22, 1992 (age 23) Austin, Texas Ethnicity: Asian (Note: among other…

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This just in. Strip clubs raided in Sandy Springs ,GA

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/north-fulton-county/officers-raid-sandy-springs-strip-clubs-30-charged/476060940 I hate their click bait layout.

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What would you guesstimate ...

Is the % of women whom enjoy giving head? To me they coarsely fall into 3 categories 1) no way in hell do they suck dick 2) suck it to please you but are not really into it (at least most of the…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I Went Too Early

The club wasn't bad. I was in the area and went shortly after it opened. I didn't have much time. There was only one girl there. She wasn't bad. I got a dance with her.…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Bang for the money.

If you have nothing to do and 5 dollars to spend (at least during the weekday and not during special events) this is a barely bearable place to get beer and see some ok looking…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Disappointed

Overall, I was let down by SR in LA. The club is smaller than I expected. There is a large stage in the center of the club and a small bar to the side. There are…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Saturday Night Fever

Escaped from HK’s Saturday night crowd, hoping AB would be a little less of a mess. I had been to AB a few times before in the afternoon. Afternoons are pretty good, with a decent…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Fun with Ally

Stopped in for a bit to avoid rush hour. $10 entrance fee at 5:00pm? Get in the club no dancers in sight and one real fat dude sitting by himself. Buy a bottle of water…

Whispers Gentlemen's Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

I'm gonna have to try another night

I went yesterday(Tuesday) evening. There were 6 or 7 girls and 2 other customers. I showed up around 9:30 and was quickly greeted by a very polite dancer. Due to how slow it was,…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Deja Vu Off Its Game ???

OK - while not exactly a "regular," I've been to Deja Vu COI over a dozen times over the last few years. (OK well, maybe that does make me a regular haha ? ; ).…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Deja Vu Off Its Game ???

OK - while not exactly a "regular," I've been to Deja Vu COI over a dozen times over the last few years. (OK well, maybe that does make me a regular haha ? ; ).…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Perhaps an upgrade over prior visits?

Went to the Revue after an afternoon at Kahoots and a visit to the casino. Decided to drop in with a little cash (just enough to browse but not commit to something expensive). I do…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Beth/Skyler

Beth was hot as shit, on a scale of 1-10, I'd give her a solid 12. Being used to Detroit clubs, I expected my $200 I paid for the Brass Room to go a whole…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

In and Out

Thought I would try BGP for the first time. I have been to TJ a number of times and other reports indicated that they had occasionally found a gem at BGP, so worst case I…

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What percentage of TUSCL men are fat fucks.

I wouldn't be surpised it it's over 80%.

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Detroit Winter Visit

Visited this joint on a weekend trip to Detroit. Out of all the other strip clubs available on 8 mile I do not know why I chose this one. There are good and bad things…

Vixen

Ridgewood, New York

Not worth the $$$

Keeping this review short just like my visit. Cover charge + drink equals what you'd pay at a nicer place. Plenty of dancers and none of them were below an 7 or 8. All for…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Wish it was better

This place has a new management. I used to really like this bar, but now not so much. There used to be a bunch of sexy and pretty women who worked here,…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Not a bad stop

Visited for a beer and to see what it was all about. Girls didn't seem too up beat, only had about 4 patrons on my arrival, but overall that night would have scored a 6…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not bad

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon. Pretty quiet but was approached by several dancers which is nice because in the evenings with more patrons around you sometimes have to wait a considerable amounts of time…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Another day, another $

This club is still my go to option. I hope they never change the free fenced parking, no cover, no drink minimum, no tax to get in the back room, and NO smoking!…

Chips Bar and Club

Chatan, Japan

Ok..... If Pushy Asian women is your thing

I visited Deja Vu a week or so ago. My first impression wells that it was going to be absolutely wonderful. I've see many signs all around Okinawa advertising this club. After about 2 years…

Lacy's

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Love this place

I love this place. My only complaint is the size of the club. It's in the same bldg as Palladium. The VIP is in the middle of the club so privacy is limited. If you…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

Lacking excitement

Made another visit to this place when in the area. Guess I was hoping for a diamond in the rough but there was none to be had. Girls are nice to talk to but the place…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

low end

This was my first time here. Parked on the street close to the club, paid $5 to get in, then got a pat down as my eyes adjusted to the dark. The club was packed…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Fun time, no variety

Did the valet parking which was $10, very convenient. It was surprisingly dark inside, walls are all black and with people vaping, 8 I couldn't see very much. Small stage set up, but it was…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

As usual

I have been here a few times and as usual enjoy the same experience always spending my time with clover who is my atf. Money goes far enough here to make it worth it. Everyone…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Disappointing visit due to poor dancer quality

First time visit after moving recently from NY to florida. The place is located in a strip mall along a major road and has ample parking. During my early afternoon visit, there was…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Tuesday at Millstream Inn

I visited the Millstream on 12-13-14. The Millstream is off the beaten path, kind of hard to find, unless you know where it is. The club is clean, the food is good and…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

minx

This club has had a few different names over the years JB’s Gallery of Girls, Atlantis, and now Minx. The last time I was there it was still JB’s. I really could not…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

2001

Was here on vacation. Unfortunately only had time to check out one club between this club or Mons. I must say this club was much smaller than I expected. Good thing it wasn't crowded. The…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Another nice time at OGD

In town again on business and as always, had to hit up a couple of places. After a disappointing stop at Lusty's I ventured over to OGD. 4 dancers working and not much action. It…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

First time thurs

Been here a few times, first time going on a Thursday. Wow! Tought it would be relatively dead, but it was pretty popping. Dancer said she liked it better than Fri Saturdays. Anyways, main stage,…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Not the worst place i've visited

Visited on a Saturday afternoon while passing through town. Paid about $35 which included one session in the small curtained area and a non-alcoholic drink. Place is small, long and narrow. 3 girls…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Good value

Good value here, most every girl is worth the dance. Only 3 I would avoid are luxe, essence and rafela. First two because they like to promise what they can't fulfill, entice you to go…

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Among other things, Juice has developed The Ultimate Chackin Pizza.....

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Sinclair the ROB Part 2

I was at a strip club a while back and consuming too much of my beverage of choice, Sincweiser, as usual. Naturally, I had to go to the washroom frequently at this upscale club to drain the tank. There was…

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OT: Actor Alan Thicke passes at age 69

Most noticeably known as the dad in the 80s TV sitcom "Growing Pains" - he also wrote the songs for the TV sitcoms "Different Strokes" (and also sang it) and "The Facts of Life"; and also the theme song for…

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We definitely need more McD's

https://youtu.be/PP9l4LP0WPI These girls could have used one... seriously

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Harry James for one song only??

When you guys talk about singing Harry James,is it only for one song or until it erupts??

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Tuesday at Desire RI

I've probably visited this club about 20 times in the last 3 years. On about 5 of those visits, I've witnessed enough talent to keep me returning to the club (given that it's a 65…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rhino in the afternoon

Had not been to Vegas in almost a year. Decided to check out the rhino. Have had great time here in the afternoon in the past. Dancers were usually hot and more mileage in the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Thursday late afternoon

Thursday late afternoon parking lot was half full. That didn't inspire a lot of hope for a good time. The girls were not in a good mood and trying to leave early. Missed my chance…

Barrel

Rochester, New York

Was in Roch and I always...

Was in Roch and I always like checking out the local club scene. After reading several reviews here on tuscl of other area clubs, this one seemed like my best bet, and it was conveniently…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

average spot at best

Ive been to quite a few gentleman's club in the NJ area so I can appreciate how places vary in quality especially considering people's preferences. Overall for me I'd give this one a 7, not…

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Crackin a rat

Did you ever so this?

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She wants commitment

I was talking to this regular stripper of mine, and she asked me if I could be committed enough to have a girlfriend now. I said when the time's right, but not now. I then asked her when is she…

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Felching

TOP DEFINITION Felch (1) verb. The act of sucking or licking ejaculate (or other substances mixed with ejaculate) out of the orifice in which they were deposited. Most commonly used to refer to sucking out semen after anal sex,…

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Was Juice recently in Detroit?

Like... YEAH!! https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=291027

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Condoms/sensitivity

I think wearing boxers may have a desensitizing effect, and condoms completely insulate any topical sensitivity. Taking a half hour or more to finally nut tends to piss her off if she's worn out, passed out, or delirious from…

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What Will 2017 Be Like?

I know the news sensationalizes a lot of crap and they splash a lot of headlines you have to take the majority of them with a grain of salt. But what will 2017 bring? You can already tell there's going…

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RickDugan Insists He Isn't Gay

But his many boyfriends say otherwise. LOL!

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Brilliant video footage of a TUSCL poster!

And that regular poster's name is Rick! http://youtu.be/B9dKtPa_k7g

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5 Tips You MUST Know To Visit A Strip Club Like A Badass Boss Lady

I'm all for women visiting strip clubs, but most women don't seem to get it. http://www.yourtango.com/2016298242/girlfriends-guide-to-strip-club-etiquette

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OT: $30K engineering challenge (but crazyjoe has an unfair advantage)

NASA wants to find better ways to deal with shit in space! www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-11-30/nasa-offers-30k-to-anyone-who-figures-out-how-to-properly-dispose-of-space-poop Does crazyjoe have a brilliant solution? Maybe a space McD's!

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What is the white version of how papi chulo clubs ?

What clubs would that be ? Dive bars with dances that cost $5-10 with cheap extras if needed But the dancers would have to be the opposite of papa mode...white spinner butches with some thick white sluts in the mix Is that…

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Flash Dancers in NYC

Anyone know who bartends on Fridays?

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FLOYD MAYWEATHER: 'TIS THE SEASON TO MAKE IT RAIN ... $40k at Strip Club!!

Mayweather is shown throwing a lot of money at strippers in the video. The club is identified as "V Live Detroit", which is not listed in TUSCL. However, its address of 8140 Michigan Avenue is the same address…

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Am i clubbing at clubs with to much class and not enough ass ?

The typical definition or description of the clubs have been patron for years are as below #1 dancers are 90% white with the other 10% being a small minority such as AA or Asian or maybe a Latin. #2 ages of dancers…

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What makes a Dive Bar ?

When reading reviews or walking into a club what are the classical features and standard definition of these Dive Bars ?

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Starting to get the felling i dont read enough reviews and i need to visit more

Poker has educated me alot. If I aproched clubbing how I do my poker my game would have less leaks and would be strong..I might even be able to give up the chumps game. I'm starting to feel like I'm missing…

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Ficha Fucked in Tijuana

Anyone have any ficha fucked experience? Thanks.

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I am Convinced that RickDugan is Gay!

LOL!

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What accents turn you on? I just sprang wood hearing Rebecca Lowe

I don't particularly like most British accents, but when I hear Rebecca Lowe talk I seem to always get aroused. My favorite accents are Irish and Russian. Does anyone else really like specific accents?

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Dedicated to Mr. Schoene

Did I spell it right? Who cares? * Lloyd is having a hard time picking up chicks, so his well traveled friend takes him to a nightclub in San Jose where he tells him that he will score for sure.…

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How many dances do you want ?

Once in a while I get asked this question by a dancer up front b/f we begin our dances - she may not mean any harm by it but for w/e reason it turns me off - I use the…

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Phily 2AMer.

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Philadelphia police say a man was shot in the face by a robbery suspect outside a strip club, but the suspect was then also shot at by the victim’s friend. Police are still searching for the suspect who…

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The SJG stopper......Stops front room "friendliness" fast!

http://www.getthedefender.com/

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What is the difference?

What does dog shit and strippers have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

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Why do i Persist in playing the chumps game ?

I know about Follies and I love Follies but y do I keep going to my local no touch club and insist in attempting $500-$1,000 OTC ? Do you understand what kind of Follies adventure I could have on that kind…

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This teacher DIDN'T have sex with her students.

http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/westside-home-ec-teacher-is-fed-semen-frosting-three-freshmen/article_627e5a25-e232-5651-8fd1-38d15fdb67a3.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Las Vegas Strip Club Hires Melania Trump Lookalike Out of ‘Respect’ for First La

Although I don't like Donald Trump, I find this "Melania lookalike" stripper show to be disgraceful and reprehensible. Melania seems like a nice person, and our first lady deserves some respect. I would not go to see this show. http://heatst.com/politics/las-vegas-strip-club-hires-melania-trump-lookalike-out-of-respect-for-first-lady/

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Last Weekend Clubbing Exceeded My Expectations

Through the process of posting reviews, I have been identified a few times by dancers and am sharing this discussion under an unassociated moniker so it doesn’t happen this time and my club history is revealed. I work for a professional…

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Bizarre hackathon event at strip club to distract programmers

Programmers would only be distracted when they brought out a bag of Cheetos. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1374937/Bizarre-hackathon-event-strip-club-programme-distracted.html

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Jackie Goes To Tijuana

She got on a plane in Detroit headed to San Diego, but that's where things went wrong https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/a65f4d90-2383-3172-8795-fea39c312971/ss_watch%3A-woman-dragged-off.html

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Papi, once again, three new articles posted

Check'em out

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What Would You Buy Your TUSCL Buddies for Christmas?

SJG - chloroform and duct tape jackslash - Kids R Us giftcards, since he seems to hang with strippers kids almost as much as them crazyjoe - white underwear and bleach larryfishsticks - an algebra tutor shadowcat - a seat cushion…

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I am a rapscalion

Tittle says it alm

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Every 2-3months

I've really been enjoying going to ATLANTA and hitting Follies hard every 2-3 months. Because of this I club about once a month locally on $100-$200 just to hold the itch off Then boom $500-$1,000 at Follies...

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1st ever TUSCL Tijuana Meetup

Saturday, January 14th 7:30 pm at Hong Kong Gentleman's Club Need not be a gentleman to attend. Festivities begin at 6pm, with a group dinner at Caesar's Restaurant on Avenida Revolucion. BYOP: bring your own passport and your own pesos. Who is in?

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Bad Hombres

Title says it all.

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Drinks with stripper outside club, into club later, no no or expected?

Question in title, ended up getting dance from other girl and feeling like shit about it. Coming in wasn't her idea.

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Tampa on a slow night?

I've been away from tampa for a while - years. seems like mons still has the hottest girls but of course no VIP, scarlett's has better ITC odds, and lipstixx is a last resort if you're not picky. i plan…

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Las Vegas strip club to feature Melania Trump look-alike

The next best thing? https://lasvegassun.com/news/2016/dec/12/las-vegas-strip-club-to-feature-melania-trump-look/

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Sucking breasts during dance

I was taking lap dance from hot blonde in non extrastop club. When I felt her breath they were soft and firm and handful.before the end of first song she almost put her right boob in front of my lips…

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What do you guys think of big areolas?

SJG posted a thread a week or so ago and the woman had big areolas. this jogged my memory about the fact that i hate big areolas. i don't know why, they just look unattractive to me. and for the…

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Fictional STDs

I had a friend who had been stationed in S. Korea while enlisted in the Army. He said that part of their briefing included warnings about a Korean STD called "Black Gonorrhea". It was incurable and so virulent…

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Electric blue cafe vs Foxy lady

Heading east soon and curious on if CT or RI has the highest mileage?? Help please

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first day on job, stripper has a nervous breakdown and bawls on my suit

This is at an underground SC (is SC an accurate word? brothel? college frat party for old men?) at a mcmansion. Upstairs bedrooms were split with dividers and an additional bed put in each bedroom. Cover was $100. Dancer house…

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Can you eat a blue waffle Shailynn?

I usually like to have bacon with my waffles, but I've never had a blue waffle. Are they edible? If so, what do they taste like?

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I am NOT Alucard

Just as Leonard Nimoy said "I am NOT Spock" I am NOT Alucard. But I will honor the memory of Alucard by putting the VILE ATTACK DOGS on notice that they are not welcome here. But Nimoy also said that…

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Step by step video on how to make love to a stripper

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579e452837458 Video explaining it all Enjoy

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Paper work

Man who doesn't do his paper work gets poopie on his fingers

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I'm feeling kinda' guilty

I pulled a dick move last night on a nice girl who I had already agreed to leave with. While this girl was doing her rounds to say goodbye to everyone, which was taking quite a while, another girl…

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Is it due to perfect ass?

I usually pick dancers for LD based on their looks and then keep extending the dances based on LD for first song. But sometimes I take dances from not so good looking dancers but still they r average looking but fit…

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What would you do if you won a big lottery

Following up to Jack's last discussion: What would you do if you won a big lottery? 1} Hire a good attorney to keep my name out of the news (legal in most states) 2} Keep a low profile for a while and not…

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Tragedy Follows Winner Of $315 Million Lotto Jackpot

He blames his Powerball win for ruining his life. Maybe he should blame himself for acting like a West Virginia retard. For example: "In August 2003, less than a year after Whittaker won the lottery, his car was…

Your First Visit to a Strip CLub

When I first started to write this piece, I intended it to be a guide as to how to get the most out of visiting a new or strange club for the first time when traveling. Then I realized it would probably have broader appeal to people visiting any club for the first time. So here goes. I hope it is a useful piece. When traveling one gets an opportunity to check out new clubs. Or, a new club may open in your town, or there may be a club in your town that you haven’t been to. Or, you may not have been to a club before. How does one get the most out of visiting a club for…

Fetish Affairs "party" review

This is a review of the Fetish Affairs not-a-strip-club "BDSM/tickling/foot sucking party" in New York City. FA isn't a lapdance party like SVT, Lido, DH, and MN, but it reminds me of a lapdance party, so I'll compare FA to one. I went to Fetish Affairs. Everything Deman said in https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=20757#comment563038 is true. Since Deman is a single post TUSCL user, he probably works for FA. I'll add some details. $50 customer cover. Steep. Oh well. House fee is $40, cheap for NYC. There is a coat check. The venue is a rented swingers club in a prewar apartment building. There is an AMP on a different floor in the building. I initially thought Fetish Affairs was a bait and switch…

Traveler's Guide to OTC

I have been lurking on the discussion board for some time. I don’t know if I’ll ever post there because of all the nonsense that goes on. However, I noticed one of the most popular subjects there is OTC. I understand why it’s such a popular subject: It’s the ultimate strip club experience—the fantasy of pretty much every guy who goes to a strip club: take that dancer that struck your fancy out of the club and fuck her. As one recent post here put it, “the caviar of the sex industry.” I agree completely. In my opinion, extras in the club are a dim, weak second. There are endless…

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Tobita shinchi Osaka Japan

Guys have you seen this red ight district one of the most interesting in my view the girls are on public display like amsterdam. Germany, Korea,Belgium , Colombia, Mexico. but are kneeled down with outfits and other decorations…

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Your worst hardselling experience?

We've all met those strippers who really go for the throat, upsells nonstop and won't take no for an answer. This is a warning sign to us veteran PLs and we usually follow our instincts to shake them off. Sometimes,…

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How does a Hooters Girl make ?

This X Hooters Slut shares numbers and a story time on what that life was about https://youtu.be/mCTvpbglJNU

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Frustrating day

Today was frustrating while clubbing. I've been going to a different club just to change it up a little. This club is strictly one way contact with no chance for extras and topless only. Lap dances are $25 and you…

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Need to find new club

The only 3 clubs nearest me are all closed down :( guess it's time for new adventures and new stories to make. I'll probably start after Christmas I have a couple in mind to go to

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Cold days make me crave hot coffee and ass

https://www.instagram.com/p/BN5ABP6A0aC/

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Strip clubs and the cash we use to fund it

Poker has impacted my life and other hobbies of mine in many ways. One of these ways is how I view and use my money for strip clubs. For years I've treated strip clubs like a one bullet shot at a…

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Someone is using a dead man's account

That's right. Alucard's account. Not a fake dot account, the real account. Wonder how they got his password

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2nd Amendment Flap

It is part of the Bill of Rights. Read it. Repeal one and the rest are fair game.

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Fair lap dance prices equals more business

I peruse TUSCL's daily reviews. It looks like in some places across the country lap dances start out at 40 bucks per song. Da fuck? Here in LA most of the clubs start out at 20 bucks a song. From what…

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THANKS TO THE WHALE I WENT TO RED LOBSTER

at the famous gogorama last night. had my eyes on this blonde throughout the entire time. but she's unfortunately parked her ass on a bar stool next this whale of a customer. most likely a whale of a regular. after a…

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*** There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust from Supernovas & Elemen

Scientifically proven!!! :) :) :)