Today is international condom day. So be sure to use one.

I am so glad in 75% of my current sexual situations I do not have to worry about using a condom.

I wouldn’t want to get my hand messy.

No way.

Glad I'm not traveling international today.

What's a "condom"?

Q. Why did the blonde put condoms over her ears? A. She didn't want to get hearing aids.