Cumming in pants

20 years in jail

The bouncers will make you get up on stage naked to make an example out of you

Nothing illegal about-it - some bitch dancers will use the opportunity to be a bitch and give you the 3rd-degree and often demand a tip.

First of all never tell a dancer you don't know that you busted - if she suspects something just deny it - and if you get busted for busting just say it happened unexpectedly and you didn't have time to react and it was an accident.

But if you are in the habit of humidifying your pants then a tip will often smooth things over.

Perfectly legal just this week. Trump signed an executive order allowing it and grabbing pussy, too.

It's only legal if you're a US citizen, o/w you may get deported

The EPA may have issues with your emmissions if they soaked through your pants and contaminated the local environment. Further, the federal Justice Department might consider Man Act violation charges if the dancer traveled with you and crossed a state line at any time. prior to your cumming in your pants. (Of course all of that may change with the new administration)

Fake news.

It never happens.

Sad.

If it seeps through your pants onto a dancer you owe her $500

Of course it's illegal. You can give her an STD or get her pregnant. You will be liable for medical bills or child support

It is legal in Santa Clara County, use that legal loophole to your advantage.

It's highly illegal except on Sunday's immediately after Midnight and the dancer has to hop on one foot and say ow wi ow wi multiple times, only exception. At that point, it's ok. Just check the California law of codes.

The legality of splooging in your pants is being kicked through the various courts after bills and executive orders have had unfit language challenged multiple times. Meanwhile, the US taxpayers are being soaked with the cleanup of the evidence....

You should PM lapdanceking82. That guy has brilliant cumming in his pants stories!

He is also famous for a transsexual handjob story. I don't think I ever read the original thread so I'm not sure if the transsexual prostitute gave him a handjob or if he gave the transsexual a handjob.

But it doesn't really matter. lapdanceking82 is himself despite criticism from other poster. You be you mhm1990. Being yourself is aces! ;)

For clarity, lapdanceking82 (and many other posters) refer to the act of cumming in your pants during a lapdance as an "LDK". Check out the glossary! ;)

Generally you'll get the death penalty unless you plea bargain it down to life sentence.

I don't think what Mr. LDK is saying is really correct. They've got these uniform penal codes for most things in most states.

Contracting for Sex or Lewd Conduct.

I would say that dry humping does constitute sex or lewd conduct. But proving that there was a contract is another matter. But also, most of these cases never go before a jury, they are resolved by a guilty plea because they hit the defendant with such a big stick that they give in. Pre-trial diversion also helps elicit these pleas.

But in many places LE seems to have given up on prosecution even HJ's, maybe BJ's too. They only act if there is FS.

When Terrance Halinan was SF DA, he only went after street action, making it clear that he was leaving AMPs and SC's completely alone.

But Camille Harris changed that.

So to make a long story short, these is a very subjective issue. I would say that dry humping 'till completion for money is unlawful. But it tends to be impractical for LE to enforce. And also, though many would say it is unlawful in a theoretical sense, most would not vote to convict an actual defendant, especially if they can see what is usually the case, that LE had to get quite complicit to make the bust.

Consider this, in Mexico, brothels are technically illegal, even in TJ's Zona. But having hooker bars, where you take the girl to an outside hotel, they consider to be outside of the reach of the law. HK Bar and all the others their, the hotels are technically separate. In Mexico they do not try to enforce on what goes on privately between consenting adults. If only it were that way here.

SJG

The Egyptian, 1954 youtube.com

Don't you love the fanfare at the end, when the new Pharaoh is installed!

Its the kettle drums. And then its those trumpets. That's what is meant by State Trumpets, on pipe organs. And they always put them back at the entrance, like for a cathedral.

You can also play them through the rear surround speakers on a 7.1 Surround Sound System.

SJG