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T.U.S.C.L.

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
It's way more than strip club talk

208 comments

  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Your source for Off Topic Discussion
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The last place you wanna show your face
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Stock tips and day trading advice
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn how to fuck faggets
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    A safe place for homosexual behavior
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    A safe place to come out the closet
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Masters of waiting savings
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Masters of wasting Your 401K
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Living in your Van to pay for Strippers is ok
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    lmao.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 in Car Advice
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    If your broke just make comments
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 for attention seeking whores
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    A collection of short stories... and trolls.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 in getting to close
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 in circle jerks
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Sucking dick is alright
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    If you are every wondering if RickDugan is gay, just ask Dougster.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    where a dancer giving you a bbbj in you car just passed out from exhaost leak fumes.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn to meet up other men at Apple Beees
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We have the inside scoop on Indian moving and packing companies.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO you guys crack me up
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 Leader in LOL
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Want Out? National Free Help hotline 24/7: 1-800-551-1300
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We know a guy who can put you up for the night in his basement if you are ever in the San Jose area...
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    #1 in Detroit's Notorious JackLash Lasagna
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    If your to broke for a real strip club join up at tuscl
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    It's going to be ok
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Going homeless one hoe at a time
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    We have the cure for E.D.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn how to fuck old strippers in their 40's
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    home of internet tough guys ...
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Internet Leaders in Dodging No Touch Clubs
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We know the answer to the question: Fight or flight?
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    ... who are intimidated by teenagers in lingerie.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Leading Advice in Four Lokos
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Pocket pussy and baked beans
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    ... or their (ex-) wives.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    #1 in Transendental meditation.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    mostly conservadudes and a couple libtards.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Come here for bible verse study. Leave with a strippers name that does bbfs.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Free Bible studies for sinners
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    where 4-40 isn't a sprinting challenge. It's a four loko challenge.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Free poker coaching and auto advice
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    God loves us 2
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Tuscl is the new Bible translations
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We got a guy who knows all about fishing. Names Larry.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Experts in self edging
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Your source for Asian Porn
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    The leader in Bible translation advice.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Want to know where the best McDonalds shitters are? Ask Joe.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Want to know how to shave a girl's pussy?
    We got a guy...
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Best place to drop your rap album
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    We don't need no sticking moderation. or an edit butto
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We don't know who anybody really is here either...
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    ^ edit button.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Come here for the stripper advice. Leave with car financing advice.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Best fried chicken this side of KFC.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Tell us your pathetic loser story where the girl takes your home, your job, your retirement savings your pickup truck and your dog.

    We got someone who's got a story that can top it.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We still can't believe the Patriots won yet either.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    where Juice is gonna end up with a buick le sabre or a toyota avalon from the old folks home, with a bible radio bumper sticker. or a subaru forester with a gay pride rainbow.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    car sharing advice for driving miss daisy.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We can teach you the delicate science of getting a stripper's phone number.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    p-p-p-poker face, f-f-f-fucker her face. m-m-m-ma
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Follies. Just like Detroit. Only warmer. And without all the burned down houses and crack whores.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    where every single post in this thread is really a juice alias.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We can't figure out if Jim Gassigan is the comic or not either.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    your source for Indian Packers and movers and now escorts. But Not. One. Ad. for India Viagra (sildenafil 20mg) ??

    Marketing Fail.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    A place wear old men Retire
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    A place wear bastard children can find father figures
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    If you are a stripper, we'll tell you at what age to retire. And we are always right.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    The home of novelist JohnSmith69 the modern D. H. Lawrence
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    StripperWeb is our arch enemy.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Poker advice given here. No matter if you want it or not.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    We'll argue about anything. Even who is the tallest midget.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Liquor in the front poker in the rear
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    daily help with algebra homework is available
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    discuss favorite nazi generals and other alt-right topics.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    where not only do black lives matter but where black strippers lives matter. too
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    T.U.S.C.L. Wars I: The Orange Menace.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    T.U.S.C.L. War: Episode V: The Conservatives Strike Back.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    T.U.S.C.L Wars: Episode III: The Revenge of John Smith.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    T.U.S.C.L. Wars: Episode IV: A New Redhead.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
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  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    If you're 18 and a red-head, we got a guy who wants to meet you.
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Free blow jobs from instagram Porn stars... we're reluctant Patriots fans now...
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Totally not an ethics violation ... because ... the Obama Administration ... *mic drop*
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    The System. The Chili Palmer Method. Subraman Style. Papi_Chulo Mode. The San_Jose_Guy Front Room Method. Oh my!
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    The only place where Detroit is a straight up legit vacation travel destination.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    And Cleveland still gets no respect. :(
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    When we tell a story, we're the home of the Whopper.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    This is Reply #98. Coincidence? 9,8 --> (or) --> 9=1+8,8 --> and eight appears twice and twice of 2 is four.. So write that out: 1,8,4,8 which is 1848. *mind blown*
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Lpl
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    We're the people your parents warned you about.
  • Dougster
    8 years ago
    *** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKYBOY ***
  • Dougster
    8 years ago
    @Dominic: Good chance 2017 will be 1848, IMO! Now the fact that SJG has said it won't makes me increase my subjective notion of the odds that it will. :-)
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Where Sociopathic Lloyd loudly proclaims that psychiatry is mind control while trying to assemble a cult of mindless drones.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Where we're all in the basket of deplorables. :)
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Lmfao Dougster and dot troll. Lol, shankasarus!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Soon to become a parking lot... Txtittyfag and TxtittyfagDOT keep steamrolling each other and steamrolling over all other threads. Now only asphalt is needed.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    The home of polar opposites that are exactly the same.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Now with tips on weed farming.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Lmao twentyfive.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    You guys aren't kidding about txtittyfag versus txdittyfag(dot). Pretty much the entire discussion forum is clogged up with the steam rolling.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The step before death
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Come as you are, cum in yr pants
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    For those who live in their mom's basement!

    :)

    SJG
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Where everyone hates Lloyd Schoene.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    !
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Home of GarryFishSticks
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    Making Internet Trolling Great again!
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Dating advice, stripper advice, legal advice, auto advice, psychoanalysis, oh my. It's not just a website It's a way of life.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    I only read the articles.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Bull fighting, auto racing, mountain climbing, and now ducking strippers bare back. If there isn't a chance of death while doing it, it ain't a sport.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Although to be honest, I think we should remove mountain climbing since nowadays it's just glorified "alpining" for the jet-set. Pussies.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Helping men avoid marriage since 1989
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    (where) brevity is the soul of wit.
  • ime
    8 years ago
    Where the Juice got loose.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Just agree with Cflock.
  • Hugh_G_Rection
    8 years ago
    We're all Bozo's on this Bus!
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    --> "Free Bible studies for sinners"

    That's right. We have ATACdawg.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    I deliver a prophetic word
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    [...] get fucked up orgy style in the dives. lmfao.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Now get technical support for the U.S.A. club Browse List. Operator Papi_Chulo is standing by.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    #1 in Tax Write-Off strategies.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    The leader in channeling your inner "gangster Libertarian."
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    18th Century liberalism at its finest. (distrust the federal gov't and long live individual freedoms. fk tyranny)
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Home of libertarian dicks.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    #1 in Don't Tread On Me.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The Best pissing contest on the internet period
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    The best in tranny HJ stories and the best in trans gender debates.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Tuscl rules.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO brilliant points gentleman
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Tuscl is the best place to drop your rap albums
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    It's more than home improvement it's male improvement.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    They even have a system for that !
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn how to over pay or low ball it's up to you
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Greatest gift on earth is a tuscl lifetime membership
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Bringing Hoes 2 Da Hopeless
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    The original home of Fake News.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The home of big timers, golden showers and old timers
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The last stop you will ever need for strippers
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn to manipulate your stripper more than your penus
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn how to grow your dick with your bankroll
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn to John Smith a Hoe
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The only place were fat and lazy gets you the lady
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Spiderman that Hoe from head to Toe
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Best place to find a broke sugar daddy
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Masturbation and save $300
  • 4got2wipe
    8 years ago
    "The only place were fat and lazy gets you the lady"

    Ace!
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Number one source for Lasagna recipes
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    O.G.'s make strippers cry then use the tears as lubricant
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
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  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Learn to eat a big Mac while feeding a stripper your nut Sack
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Making strippers puke one comment at a time
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The Leader in Homosexual Hookups
  • 4got2wipe
    8 years ago
    "O.G.'s make strippers cry then use the tears as lubricant"

    Double ace! ;)
  • warhawks
    8 years ago

    Stopping you from falling in love with the stripper that just gave you the best blow job of your life...
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    The Leader in Bad Decisions
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Thanks for the love 4got

    Warhaek LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Thanks for the love 4got

    Warhaek LMFAO
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Fucking bitches on a budget
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    18-80 yeah we pay to fuck them
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Story telling is as big as our dicks
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Jesus died for your clubbing
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Bowls full of Grace and a face slammed with pussy
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Join us in the next gang bang meet up
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Ass holes and elbows
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    God logs in on his day off
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Waking through the halls juggling my balls do the tuscl
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Force a hand job on a hoe
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Ass play is encouraged
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Serving strippers cold cock Sammie's
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    I good place to quit then come back
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Re invent yourself
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Now hiring closers
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Number one in old pumped threads
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Now hiring pathetic losers.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    Now hiring a moderator
  • warhawks
    8 years ago
    Show us your tits to get an interview.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    #1 in flame wars.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Maybe we should hire that guy from Pricewater Coopers as mod? He's likely out of a job.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    ... That is if the Pricewaters Cooper guys is jerking it to Emma Stone pics. 100% he's jerking it.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    ^^^Excellent idea he's probably a real liberal though !
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    "And the winner is ... Hey!!?! Why is this envelope sticky? WTF? Lol.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Lmfao.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Tuscl. Where you wished you'd paid more attention in grammer class, because when the dancer explains what happens in the VIP, she says:

    --> "everything butt sex"

    You're trying to figure out if there's a comma in there or not.
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    A stripper. No license? No insurance? No problem. We got a thread for that too.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Current telephone-collect-call RATES from county lockup -- straight to you!
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    OP: I'm dating a stripping with "X, Y, and Z" problems and a kid. Should I keep dating her, I'm catching feelings.
    Hive Mind: no man. Been there. Get far way.
    OP: But she gives good head.
    Hive mind: .. well .... :)
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    You no longer have to apologize for your mispellings.
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    your previous post detailing convo between OP and Hive is incorrect Hive =Cflock
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Thank you, sir. :)
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    Dominic77: LOL on the good head comment! I know it wasn't for me, but that's the same situation I'm in, less the DMV drama.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    rockstar666, I meant it as a general archetype. Like the T.U.S.C.L. version of Aesop Fables, or a Biblical parable.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    "I did not have conversational relations that THAT country."-- A.G. Jeff Sessions.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    "I did not have conversational relations with THAT country" -- A.G. Jeff Sessions
  • JuiceBox69
    8 years ago
    LMFAO
  • twentyfive
    8 years ago
    Drip drip drip-Carl Bernstein & Bob Woodward
  • Mate27
    8 years ago
    Best thread ever!
  • Dominic77
    7 years ago
    "Smartest Guys in the Room!" --VeryBigDawg
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Learn how to short treasuries and eat lasagna , at the same time. )
  • warhawks
    7 years ago
    Don't be a chump. Learn to get some front room action first.
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