Don't Bother

I have never been to this club before and decided to try it out while I was in downtown Minneapolis. I managed to avoid the cover charge by visiting Sneaky Pete's first to watch a UFC fight, but there was still a mandatory $12 drink charge. I kind of expected that, but things went downhill from there. Even though it was a Saturday night there was barely a handful of girls there and only one was halfway attractive. Moreover, even though this place bills itself as having nude girls the girls never actually get nude on stage. You can watch however long you want, you will never see the full kit. They MIGHT get topless, but thats about it, and they're dancing and strip pole skills are nothing to write about. Making matters worse, the DJ just wouldn't shut up with random commentary in the middle of dances.I also stupidly decided to go for a lap dance, which was $40 for touch, including a $9 "drink for the girl". While she let me get handsy, the dance barely lasted two minutes and she never fully undressed. They then tried to upsell me on a bed dance, but I wised up by that point.

I've only ever been to two clubs before, this and King of Diamonds, and KOD is far superior. Some of the girls there are actually attractive, they will actually STRIP, and when they take you to a VIP booth it will at least last you for more than minute. Dreamgirls is a money suck, and even worse, a money suck that annoys you the whole time.